MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

ibrahim_alone

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Naa jane konsi majburi ne SALMAN ko sharab PILAYI,
phone karne ko ASH pe usne apni ungli UTHAYI.

Phone me ki ulti sidhi BAAT,
chahne walo ne dikhaye mukke or LAAT.

Mare aasuo k uska bistar bhi GEELA tha,
ye sab jante he bechare ka ek Screw DHEELA tha.

Acting ki ummid rakhna bekar he uske pas he sirf SHAKL,
jab dekho mar-pit nahi he kodi ki bhi AKL.

esa kiya paagalpan to duniya wale HAS gaye,
phone kar k SALLU baba muft me hi FASS gaye.

Paro roti reh gai bujh gaya chahat ka DIYA,
rote huwe SALLU ne kaha MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?!!!


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ibrahim_alone

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thnx frienns

«Reply #1 on: July 15, 2005, 08:21:53 PM »

Hi dosto ye mera pehla post he thoda naya hu...thoda kachha hu yo india me..!!!or...or ummid karta hu k aap logo se bohot kuchh sikhne ko milega...mujhe zaroor bataiyega k aapko meri poem kesi lagi...thnk u frienns n I LOVE THIS SITE RALLY...!!


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Pooja

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #2 on: July 15, 2005, 08:30:15 PM »

Good job ibrahim_alone ji.........hamare Yoindia Pariwaar mai apka sawagat hai......................


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ibrahim_alone

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thnx pooja..

«Reply #3 on: July 15, 2005, 09:16:26 PM »

Shukriya Pooja...
kabhi kabhi sochta hu log kyu hamse RUTHEY the?
kabhi kabhi sochta hu log kyu hamse RUTHEY the?
swagat sirf Pooja ne kiya bakiyon k hath me to JUTE the..!!!

thnx Pooja.


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Pooja

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #4 on: July 15, 2005, 09:43:49 PM »

aise kaise apne soch liya, baki sathiyion ke hath mai juty thy
kuch ke haath mai, dande aor kuch ke hath mai darwajo ke kunde thy!!!!

Just kidding......maine pahle parra issi liye apko jawab de diya....jaise jaise baki Yoindia members ayyegy, sabse dheere dheere apki mulakat@mukkalaat ho jayegi!!!!

Waise app apni Introduction yaha per de sakty hai: http://www.yoindia.com/forums/ftopic394-150.html


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ibrahim_alone

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«Reply #5 on: July 15, 2005, 09:56:45 PM »

thnx
men apna intro post kar diya..!!
kisi hasin sapney me KHO jata hu,
bohot raat ho gai chalo SO jata hu..!!!


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Pooja

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #6 on: July 15, 2005, 10:00:11 PM »

bohot raat ho gai chalo SO jata hu..!!!
bohot raat ho gai chalo SO jata hu..!!!

subah uth kar phir Bread ke sath aandy khata hu!!!!!!


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ibrahim_alone

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ha ha ha..!!!!

«Reply #7 on: July 16, 2005, 05:18:40 AM »

subah uth kar phir Bread ke sath aandy khata hu!!!!!!

yo india me jaa k apne dil ko behlata hu,
PURE veg. hu fir b andey khane wala kehlata hu..!!!


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tushar_4u_im

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Re: MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #8 on: July 16, 2005, 05:42:48 AM »

Quote from: "ibrahim_alone"

chal jo hua so hua aage jo hoga wo soch,..

thodi se rishwat khila or bari ho ja,...

zyada nahi bus dene ka 2 khoka...

nahi to de supari or tapka daal,...

daud se keh k khallas kerwa daal.....


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sunny_bunny

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Re: thnx frienns

«Reply #9 on: July 16, 2005, 07:49:56 AM »

Quote from: "ibrahim_alone"

very good work buddy.........WeLcOmE......to..........yoindia... ........!!!!!!


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Delicate_Doll

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #10 on: July 20, 2005, 01:53:58 PM »

nice one ibrahim G ..................lol he he.................!!!!


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pandit

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #11 on: July 20, 2005, 01:57:04 PM »

are salmaan ne to wo kiya hai jo ..........
kehna mushkil hai yaha par ....sharm se mar jaana chahiyea ussee........................................


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Delicate_Doll

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #12 on: July 20, 2005, 02:01:40 PM »

Arey salman he to kiya hai....
aap kyun sharam se pani pani hai... he he


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pandit

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #13 on: July 20, 2005, 02:04:56 PM »

hai aapne baat to ki 100 aane ki,
par akal daudayea..................................
aap ko issme kay accha lagta hai..?


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Delicate_Doll

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MAINE PHONE KYU KIYA?

«Reply #14 on: July 20, 2005, 02:12:45 PM »

aap ye kya bak bak kar rahe hain panditwa jee,
ye baath to humare behje k uper se chali gai hai jee...!! he he


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