kya batau tum kaisi ho:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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el ladki thi deewani si. . har wakt kujhse poocha karti thi. . main kaisi hu. .main kaisi hu. . aur main humesha uski jhooti tareef karta tha . . ek din usne mujhse poocha main kaisi hu. . mujhse raha na gaya aur main ne sachai batadi

kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum
kya bemaar ho bahut patli ho tum

barson pehle howa koi kasoor ho tum
ped pe latka howa koi khajur ho tum

bin baadal ke jaise barkha ho tum
khaadi banti hai jisse wo charkha ho tum

kitni tareef karoun ke kya ho tum
eek hi kaafi hai wo jhatka ho tum

bewkoof ho bilkul anaadi ho tum
bina pahiye ki gaadi ho tum

poori ammavas ki shaam ho tum
bilkul choosa howa aam ho tum

galat disha mein nikli bijli ho tum
kabhi na mitne waali khujli ho tum

jise koi nahi dekhta wo cinemaa ho tum
bina naadey ke phisalta paijama ho tum

sara din padosion ko sataati ho tum
gadhon ki kya kami hai jo gaati ho tum

adh maray ko maarti pura ho tum
jo kabhi na baje wo tambura ho tum


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #1 on: June 03, 2005, 03:37:07 PM »

hehehe....3rd time khula hai iss type ka topic....lolzzz....but sammy tera topic hamesha special rehta hai...lolzzz

kaise batau kaisi ho tum.....

kitchen se dhoodh pee jaye woh billi ho tum
dande se jisse maru zor se woh gilli ho tum

dekh ke ulti ho jaye jisse , woh kida ho tum
kabhi khatam naho jo, woh peeda ho tum

sach kabhi na boley jo , woh liar ho tum
kisi khatara gaadi ka , fata hua tyre ho tum

thodi nahi puri tarah dimaag se fireli ho tum
badtameez ho ,khadoos ho, khiskeli ho tum...


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #2 on: June 03, 2005, 03:54:15 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol: :lol:

ha ha ha ha ... bond & samnoj


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #3 on: June 04, 2005, 07:39:51 AM »

shukriya ny
wah bond bahut ache

mere phate hue moze ki khusbu ho tum
bhooke kutte ki khane ke liye hui justuju ho tum


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #4 on: June 04, 2005, 08:00:52 AM »

khichad bhare talaab ki gandi machhli ho tum
kabhi na thik ho payee woh khujl;i ho tum


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #5 on: June 04, 2005, 08:02:27 AM »

aam ke ped pe baitha hua kala langoor ho tum
kichad me uge hue ped pe latka hua kahajoor ho tum


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #6 on: June 04, 2005, 08:05:58 AM »

koi na khayee woh sada hua aam ho tum
kabadi ki dukaan par faiala hua taam jhaam ho tum


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #7 on: June 04, 2005, 08:10:05 AM »

jiske saloon me koi na aaye wo hajaam ho tum
jo aake kabhi na jaye aisa ek zukham ho tum


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #8 on: June 04, 2005, 08:13:49 AM »

lolzzz....

apni pagalpan ki adaatoon se bahut majboor ho tum
ped pe latke huye sade huye khhtte angoor ho tum


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #9 on: June 04, 2005, 08:41:30 AM »

sade hue kele ke chilke ho tum
baagon ke sabse badboodaar phool ho tum.......


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«Reply #10 on: June 04, 2005, 11:40:56 AM »

Quote from: "samnoj"

wah wah subhan aalah tumhara to kya kehna,...

bhai jaaan tum ho bade saitan,...

man kerta hai tera mai kahi gala daba du ,...

phir sochta hu teri lal aankhe kaise dekhunga,....


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #11 on: June 06, 2005, 11:26:17 AM »

gala hi dabana hai to aankhe band ker ke daba de
tere liye main ek to kya hazaar gale kurbaan kar du


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #12 on: June 06, 2005, 01:57:57 PM »

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gala hi dabana hai to aankhe band ker ke daba de
tere liye main ek to kya hazaar gale kurbaan kar du

yaar teri lal lal aanho se pyar hai ,..

nahi to sach me daba deta,...


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kya batau tum kaisi ho

«Reply #13 on: June 07, 2005, 01:32:19 PM »

sach me daba nahi sakta to jhoot me hi daba de
aaj kisi na kisi bahane se tu mera gala daba de


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