KyA lAdKe dUfFeR HoTeY hEiN???

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«Reply #15 on: September 20, 2006, 01:01:53 PM »
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kabhi koi kahe inn ladkon ko sweet
to kabhi koi kahe he is my honey bee  :lol:
lakin mein to aik he cheez kehti hoon
hein yeh ladke duffer!!!
bhagtey hein yeh ladkiyon ke peeche
likhte hein yeh love letters
aur phir samajte hein ehsaan kia hai humne aap per
hein na yeh duffer???  :lol:  :lol:


toilet paper par letter likhkar unhen diya ,
agle din subah paunch kar bahar khidki se fek diya

i know, aapne galati se khud use kar lia ho ga  :lol:  :lol:

ladke bhi kitni duffer hotey hein na, kuch samajte hein nahi
jab humein zaroorat hoti hai inki tab yeh chale jaate hein kahin
aate hein jab to shuru ho jaate hein apni sunane ke liye
aur axpect karte hein humse ke hum hamesha inka he naam lein
kabhi socha bhi hai humare baare mein
kehte hein baar baar humein pyar hai tumse
lakin fact to yeh hai ke yeh kehte hein bilkul jhoot humse
baar baar sache pyar ka dawa karte hein
lakin phir bhi baaz nahi aate yeh ladkiyon ke paas jaane se

ab bolo devdas ji kya kehna hai aapko???
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«Reply #16 on: September 21, 2006, 12:19:45 PM »
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kabhi koi kahe inn ladkon ko sweet
to kabhi koi kahe he is my honey bee  :lol:
lakin mein to aik he cheez kehti hoon
hein yeh ladke duffer!!!
bhagtey hein yeh ladkiyon ke peeche
likhte hein yeh love letters
aur phir samajte hein ehsaan kia hai humne aap per
hein na yeh duffer???  :lol:  :lol:


toilet paper par letter likhkar unhen diya ,
agle din subah paunch kar bahar khidki se fek diya

i know, aapne galati se khud use kar lia ho ga  :lol:  :lol:

ladke bhi kitni duffer hotey hein na, kuch samajte hein nahi
jab humein zaroorat hoti hai inki tab yeh chale jaate hein kahin
aate hein jab to shuru ho jaate hein apni sunane ke liye
aur axpect karte hein humse ke hum hamesha inka he naam lein
kabhi socha bhi hai humare baare mein
kehte hein baar baar humein pyar hai tumse
lakin fact to yeh hai ke yeh kehte hein bilkul jhoot humse
baar baar sache pyar ka dawa karte hein
lakin phir bhi baaz nahi aate yeh ladkiyon ke paas jaane se

ab bolo devdas ji kya kehna hai aapko???


jab aapko jarurat padti hai to hum chale jaate hain,
kyonki doosri aur bhi hume yaad karti hain
[ek anaar sau bimaar]
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«Reply #17 on: September 21, 2006, 07:07:08 PM »
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funny section main ladai ..... Baat kuch samjh main nahi aayi ...  Puzzled !

ladkiyan to hain hi aafat ki phool
ho hi jaati hain ladkon se bhool
ambar-ji nahi jaanti hai jindagi ki ye baaten
Koi le jao inko phir se PRIMARY school ...  :lol:
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«Reply #18 on: September 22, 2006, 04:18:27 AM »
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Puzzled !  itni bhayanak  awaaz  kidhar  se aayee Puzzled !  Amber aunty  lagta hia  aa gayee...

tere  gore  gore  gaal  kiske liye hain
resham  jaise baal  tere kiske liye hain
yeh  bahki  bahki  chaal teri kiske liye hain
aaj mujhe  pata yeh boodhe uncle ke liye hain ....


Amber Aunty..... tongue3

oye, yeh kya keh rahe ho, abhi to mein sirf 8 saal ki hoon, raatein kaat ke  :D

kya ladke duffer hotey hein??
waheed jaise pagal hotey hein?? :lol:

duffer hein yeh saare ladke
waheed ji hein sardaar inke
likhte waqt  yeh sochte nahi
ke inki bewakoofi galat hai ya sahi  :lol:
bewakoof khana banwao waheed ke liye
and make sure ussmein waheed sirf apni paro ke liye jiye  :D

waheed uncle kaise laga  :wink:


Amber aunty  aap ki  tarah  boodha hia . tongue3

saari  ladkiyan  nagin  mujhe lagti hain
masoom  ladkon  humesha dasti hain
inke  chehre  ke bhole pan mein ladke fas jaate hain
tabhi  ladke  bechaare  deewane kah laate hain  :wink:

kyun karte ho humse itna pyar
kyun aate ho humare paas baar baar
mana hum masoom hein
mana hum khubsoorat hein
lakin ladkon ko passatey nahi hein
unko apna diwana banate nahi hein
kisne kaha aapse ke ladkiyan nagin hoti hein
yeh sunn kar he to wo aapko chorr jaati hein
karo jab unki insult to obviously wo burra to manayein gi
kyun dekhte ho aik he ladki ko jo hai anjani si  :D
jaate ho le kar phool uske paas, bhayya iss tara to bikul nahi maanein gi


hehehehhe.............apni  aat  boli  ho kya Aunty...............good  one  NY>

pyar  karna  humlogon  ka  farz   hai
isi liye  hum sab  ladkiyon ke paas  jaate hain
ladke  masoom  hote hain aur   unka dil  bhi masoom hota hai
lekin  woh  in masoom  dilon  ko  khilauna samajhkar  tod jaati hain
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«Reply #19 on: September 22, 2006, 07:09:33 AM »
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kabhi koi kahe inn ladkon ko sweet
to kabhi koi kahe he is my honey bee  :lol:
lakin mein to aik he cheez kehti hoon
hein yeh ladke duffer!!!
bhagtey hein yeh ladkiyon ke peeche
likhte hein yeh love letters
aur phir samajte hein ehsaan kia hai humne aap per
hein na yeh duffer???  :lol:  :lol:


toilet paper par letter likhkar unhen diya ,
agle din subah paunch kar bahar khidki se fek diya

i know, aapne galati se khud use kar lia ho ga  :lol:  :lol:

ladke bhi kitni duffer hotey hein na, kuch samajte hein nahi
jab humein zaroorat hoti hai inki tab yeh chale jaate hein kahin
aate hein jab to shuru ho jaate hein apni sunane ke liye
aur axpect karte hein humse ke hum hamesha inka he naam lein
kabhi socha bhi hai humare baare mein
kehte hein baar baar humein pyar hai tumse
lakin fact to yeh hai ke yeh kehte hein bilkul jhoot humse
baar baar sache pyar ka dawa karte hein
lakin phir bhi baaz nahi aate yeh ladkiyon ke paas jaane se

ab bolo devdas ji kya kehna hai aapko???


jab aapko jarurat padti hai to hum chale jaate hain,
kyonki doosri aur bhi hume yaad karti hain
[ek anaar sau bimaar]

waise yeh shayari meri to nahi hai lakin phir bhi aap ko remind karwana chahoon gi
chandni chaand se hoti hai taaron se nahi
mohabbat aik se hoti hai hazaaron se nahi

koi dil baar baar pyar kare, usse pyar nahi kehte
aap chale jaate hein ladkiyon ke paas per iska injaam hum hein sehte

baar baar pyar karne wale ko LOG asshiq kehte hein
lakin baar baar chorr ke jaane wale ko HUM dhokebaaz kehte hein

p.s. devdas ji think about it

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ambar
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«Reply #20 on: September 22, 2006, 07:11:40 AM »
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funny section main ladai ..... Baat kuch samjh main nahi aayi ...  Puzzled !

ladkiyan to hain hi aafat ki phool
ho hi jaati hain ladkon se bhool
ambar-ji nahi jaanti hai jindagi ki ye baaten
Koi le jao inko phir se PRIMARY school ...  :lol:

acha yeh baat hai???
chalo maan lete hein hum kuch funny nahi keh rahe
lakin aapne konsi jang fatah kar li hai 2 lines likh ker???

dekho to inke nakhre
karte hein yeh baatein humein
likhna aata nahi kuch inhein
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«Reply #21 on: September 22, 2006, 07:15:20 AM »
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Puzzled !  itni bhayanak  awaaz  kidhar  se aayee Puzzled !  Amber aunty  lagta hia  aa gayee...

tere  gore  gore  gaal  kiske liye hain
resham  jaise baal  tere kiske liye hain
yeh  bahki  bahki  chaal teri kiske liye hain
aaj mujhe  pata yeh boodhe uncle ke liye hain ....


Amber Aunty..... tongue3

oye, yeh kya keh rahe ho, abhi to mein sirf 8 saal ki hoon, raatein kaat ke  :D

kya ladke duffer hotey hein??
waheed jaise pagal hotey hein?? :lol:

duffer hein yeh saare ladke
waheed ji hein sardaar inke
likhte waqt  yeh sochte nahi
ke inki bewakoofi galat hai ya sahi  :lol:
bewakoof khana banwao waheed ke liye
and make sure ussmein waheed sirf apni paro ke liye jiye  :D

waheed uncle kaise laga  :wink:


Amber aunty  aap ki  tarah  boodha hia . tongue3

saari  ladkiyan  nagin  mujhe lagti hain
masoom  ladkon  humesha dasti hain
inke  chehre  ke bhole pan mein ladke fas jaate hain
tabhi  ladke  bechaare  deewane kah laate hain  :wink:

kyun karte ho humse itna pyar
kyun aate ho humare paas baar baar
mana hum masoom hein
mana hum khubsoorat hein
lakin ladkon ko passatey nahi hein
unko apna diwana banate nahi hein
kisne kaha aapse ke ladkiyan nagin hoti hein
yeh sunn kar he to wo aapko chorr jaati hein
karo jab unki insult to obviously wo burra to manayein gi
kyun dekhte ho aik he ladki ko jo hai anjani si  :D
jaate ho le kar phool uske paas, bhayya iss tara to bikul nahi maanein gi


hehehehhe.............apni  aat  boli  ho kya Aunty...............good  one  NY>

pyar  karna  humlogon  ka  farz   hai
isi liye  hum sab  ladkiyon ke paas  jaate hain
ladke  masoom  hote hain aur   unka dil  bhi masoom hota hai
lekin  woh  in masoom  dilon  ko  khilauna samajhkar  tod jaati hain

masoom nahi pathar dil hein
khud ko samajte james bond samajte hein
koi khoobi to batao khud ki?Huh?  :lol:
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«Reply #22 on: September 27, 2006, 09:45:39 AM »
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Puzzled !  itni bhayanak  awaaz  kidhar  se aayee Puzzled !  Amber aunty  lagta hia  aa gayee...

tere  gore  gore  gaal  kiske liye hain
resham  jaise baal  tere kiske liye hain
yeh  bahki  bahki  chaal teri kiske liye hain
aaj mujhe  pata yeh boodhe uncle ke liye hain ....


Amber Aunty..... tongue3

oye, yeh kya keh rahe ho, abhi to mein sirf 8 saal ki hoon, raatein kaat ke  :D

kya ladke duffer hotey hein??
waheed jaise pagal hotey hein?? :lol:

duffer hein yeh saare ladke
waheed ji hein sardaar inke
likhte waqt  yeh sochte nahi
ke inki bewakoofi galat hai ya sahi  :lol:
bewakoof khana banwao waheed ke liye
and make sure ussmein waheed sirf apni paro ke liye jiye  :D

waheed uncle kaise laga  :wink:


Amber aunty  aap ki  tarah  boodha hia . tongue3

saari  ladkiyan  nagin  mujhe lagti hain
masoom  ladkon  humesha dasti hain
inke  chehre  ke bhole pan mein ladke fas jaate hain
tabhi  ladke  bechaare  deewane kah laate hain  :wink:

kyun karte ho humse itna pyar
kyun aate ho humare paas baar baar
mana hum masoom hein
mana hum khubsoorat hein
lakin ladkon ko passatey nahi hein
unko apna diwana banate nahi hein
kisne kaha aapse ke ladkiyan nagin hoti hein
yeh sunn kar he to wo aapko chorr jaati hein
karo jab unki insult to obviously wo burra to manayein gi
kyun dekhte ho aik he ladki ko jo hai anjani si  :D
jaate ho le kar phool uske paas, bhayya iss tara to bikul nahi maanein gi


hehehehhe.............apni  aat  boli  ho kya Aunty...............good  one  NY>

pyar  karna  humlogon  ka  farz   hai
isi liye  hum sab  ladkiyon ke paas  jaate hain
ladke  masoom  hote hain aur   unka dil  bhi masoom hota hai
lekin  woh  in masoom  dilon  ko  khilauna samajhkar  tod jaati hain

masoom nahi pathar dil hein
khud ko samajte james bond samajte hein
koi khoobi to batao khud ki?Huh?  :lol:


hai  itni  khoobiyan  ki  hum   tumhien  utha sakte hain
hum  pather dil ko  bih mom  bana sakte hain   :razz:
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«Reply #23 on: September 30, 2006, 08:33:23 AM »
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SACH kaha hai kisi ne larke hoty hain duffer
ghar aisa faila rehta hai jaisa ho koi gutter
nahate kabhi nahi hai gandi kerte hain saari nehar,
inki badboo se toot-ta hai sabki naako par keher,
rookhe orr gandy ju waaly hote hain inke hair
hamesha gandi zubaan ka use kerte hain shaam-O-sahar,
mera bass chaly toh ker do hamesha ke liye inko iss duniya se bahar,
ek naya planet banau orr naam rakho uska duffers ka shahar.......
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«Reply #24 on: September 30, 2006, 10:28:57 AM »
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hehehehehehe..........  apni  tareef  kar  rahi hai .......  tongue3
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«Reply #25 on: October 05, 2006, 11:01:19 AM »
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kaun kehta hai ke ladke duffer hote hain
dil deke dekho inko yeh humsafar hote hain
tum to bewafai ki mitti se hi bani ho
yeh hain ke tumhari chahat mein rote hain
shayad yeh sach hi hain ke ladke duffer hote hain
yeh wafa karte hain befaon se bhi jo wafa se bekhabar hote hain
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«Reply #26 on: October 07, 2006, 10:40:02 AM »
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kya baat hai mere sher
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«Reply #27 on: October 07, 2006, 10:56:34 AM »
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ajee hum kahte hoon ladke duffar hote hai
ghumte jhule ke tarha ghanchakkar hote hai
aaj yahaa to jane kis kone mein
ludakne waale bin painde ke lote hote hai
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«Reply #28 on: October 07, 2006, 11:03:06 AM »
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ha ha ha

aap ne jana hai nahi abhi hum ladko ki fitrat ko
hum challange ker sakte hai sari hukumat ko
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«Reply #29 on: October 07, 2006, 05:57:33 PM »
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lage  raho  mere  sher.........  main  bhi  hoon.  tongue3
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