Ladki-Ek Maaya -Panna 3:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #30 on: May 19, 2005, 09:47:47 PM »

bartaan dhoyega aur jaddu lgayega
Aur logo ka khoon pilaayega
kabhi dega inhe hunter
Aur kabhi joote khilaayega .. :wink:


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Aflatoon

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«Reply #31 on: May 19, 2005, 09:51:57 PM »

Aur kabhi joote khilaayega
sare bazzar nachwayega
tamasha sab ko dhiklayega
jab woh dhamru apna khadkayega :lol:


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ishaan

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«Reply #32 on: May 20, 2005, 12:47:05 AM »

sabreena aur namkeen ki bolti bund ho gayee
sochti hogi ki inse kyu takrayee
bade hi lajawab sheron ki ladayee
ladkon ne inki akal thikane lagayee


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suave

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«Reply #33 on: May 20, 2005, 05:21:41 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzz....all............................. .......................


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Namkeen

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«Reply #34 on: May 22, 2005, 01:15:22 PM »

Hum kabhi bolna band nahi karenge....
har sher ka samna hum karenge....
2 char sher kya likh diye....
ye ladke apne aap ko shayar samaj liye....

koi agar apke sher padhe....
to samjhe aap sub ko gadhe....
ladkiyon ko narak mein pohochane waale....
tum sub ke dil hai bilkul kaale....

Iss liye ladkiyon nahi nahi daale tum sub ko daane....
hum se panga lene ke baad chale jaoge sidhe pagal khaane....
Roz jubh dekhenge hum thumhe shock se chilate hue....
2 din mein subh ke subh dikhne lagonge chuhe....

bartan aur jhadu to hum aap se karwake hi rahenge....
saath mein sabzi bhi katwaenge....
uske baad atta bhi bundwayenge....
aur khaana bhi pakwayenge....
ek din tum subh ladko ko RAMU ka title hum dilwayenge....

Chalo ubh bakwaas bandh karo aur yo-india ka kachra saaf karo....
do din hum kya nahi aye tum bandaro ne yo-india mein kitna hungama kiya....


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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #35 on: May 22, 2005, 01:18:31 PM »

Quote from: "Namkeen"

sahi hai thik hai ,....


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ishaan

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«Reply #36 on: May 22, 2005, 11:00:32 PM »

lagta hai yaha ladkiyan sirf kachra saaf karne aati hai
na shayari ati hai na akkal hoti hai
isiliye to kehti hai....kachra saaf karna hai
doosra kuch inko aata hi nahi hai.....

phir bhi kitna akarti hai...


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #37 on: May 22, 2005, 11:19:08 PM »

ladkion ko na staoo yarooo
un ko maar bghaoo yarroo
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tushar_4u_im

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«Reply #38 on: May 23, 2005, 05:18:13 AM »

Quote from: "fakharenaveed"

ladkion ko na staoo yarooo
un ko maar bghaoo yarroo
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or jab banana ho g/f to uska photo or naam apne messege board per lagwao,.....


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ishaan

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«Reply #39 on: May 23, 2005, 05:07:58 PM »

tushar ji lagta hai aap kisi yo-india wali se pyaar kar baithe hai jo tahe dil se ladkiyon ki tareef mei jute hai.....

lage raho bhai lage raho...jaisee aapki marji


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nirala

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Re: Ladki-Ek Maaya

«Reply #40 on: May 30, 2011, 05:38:07 PM »

laki hai ek maya
har kisi par hai mera dil aaya
lekin har ek ne tarsaya
kbi yahan to kbi wahan fasaya
uff ladki to hai ek maya
bahot khubsurat hoti inki kaaya
gali gali humne dhakka khaya
haaye re kaisi hai ye maya


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