***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Ladkiyan Hoti Hain Bina Dum Wali Kutiyan,
Yeh Hoti Hain Mardon Ke Per Ki Jootiyan

Woh Shirt Hain, Jiski Na Silaai Na Button,
Yeh Asal Mein Hai, Kutiya Ka Mutton

Bhoj Hoti Hain, Isliye Shaadi Ke Baad Maa Baap Nikaal Dete Hain,
Unko To Chutkara Mil Jata Hai, Dharti Ko Phir Bhi Bhoj Uthana Padta Hai

Bheja Inka Ghutne Mein Hota Hai,
Koi Bhi Inko Bhav Nahin Deta Hai

Shakal Sadi Hoti Hai, Isliye Make-Up Karti Hain,
Apna Asli Sada Hua Chehra Chhupa Kar Rakhti Hain

Shaadi Ke Pehle Baap Ka Naam Apne Naam Ke Saath Likhti Hain
Shaadi Ke Baad Pati Ka Naam Apne Naam Ke Saath Likhti Hain
Jab Pehla Pati Chala Jaye, Phir Doosre Wale Ka Naam Likhti Hain
Is Adla Badli Mein, Apna Asli Naam Bhool Jati Hain
Samajhti Hain Aishwarya, Magar Bandariya Dikhti Hain


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desikuri

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #1 on: May 12, 2005, 11:39:36 AM »

ey devdaas.. yeh mat bhool tum shaadi bhi kisi ek ladki se hi karoge....

ladki ghar ki lakshmi hoti hai
unse ghar mein roshni hoti hai

ladki ghar ko sawaarti hai
ladko ko sudharti hai


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thelostworld

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #2 on: May 12, 2005, 11:52:26 AM »

hmm yahhhhh u r right....
kuri ji .. sahi kiha tusi but......
larki hi larke ko bhigadti hai tongue3


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Devdas_online

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #3 on: May 12, 2005, 12:53:18 PM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

ey devdaas.. yeh mat bhool tum shaadi bhi kisi ek ladki se hi karoge....

ladki ghar ki lakshmi hoti hai
unse ghar mein roshni hoti hai

ladki ghar ko sawaarti hai
ladko ko sudharti hai

aur tu bhi kisi ladke se shaadi karegi,
phir bhi unke baare mein bura bolegi

jab koi mar jata hai, hum bolte hain uska swaragwaas ho gaya hai, kya proof hai woh swarag mein gaya hai...kai baatein bolne ke liye sahi hoti hai, jaise tu kehti hai ladkiyan lakshmi hoti hain...yeh baat bolne tak hi theek hai..

khud ko saraswati kehti hai,
baatein banawati lagti hain


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desikuri

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #4 on: May 12, 2005, 01:28:39 PM »

hm deva..... aisa kya

tere sharrir se gobar ki badboo ati hai
isiliye paroo kisi aur ke saath jaati hai

ladki ke hone se dharti par jannat hai
isiliye hum har kisi ki mannat hai


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #5 on: May 12, 2005, 01:41:09 PM »

Devdas teri shakel fatte hue jute se nahi hai kam
ladkiyo se panga na le nahi to nikal dengi tera dum

ladkiyon ke bare mein jhyada na bool
kis pagal khujliwale kutte ki tarhe mu na khool


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NewYorker

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #6 on: May 12, 2005, 03:35:03 PM »

ladkiyo se panga na le nahi to nikaal dengi tera dum
ladkiyo se panga na le nahi to nikaal dengi tera dum

ja kar lagao deo, ladko pe kuch to karo reham ... :lol:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #7 on: May 12, 2005, 03:38:38 PM »

ladkiyon se saath aati hai mehakti hui kushboo
ladko se aati hai saade naale ki saadi badboo

ladkon ke paas kahan hoti hai shkal
waqt aane per saath chor deti hai inki akal


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NewYorker

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #8 on: May 12, 2005, 03:43:28 PM »

Waqt aane per saath chor deti hai kisski akal
Waqt aane per saath chor deti hai kisski akal

Bandariya ka to kam hi hai karna nakal ... :lol:


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HumTum

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #9 on: May 12, 2005, 03:48:25 PM »

Bandariya ka to kam hi hai karna nakal
Bandariya ka to kam hi hai karna nakal

aur aa jati hai yha leke drawni shakl :lol: :lol:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #10 on: May 12, 2005, 03:53:11 PM »

hum ladkiyan narak ko swarg banati hai
tum ladko ko ulta latkati hai
tum se ghar ka kuda karkat saaf karati hai
jab tum ladke ulti harkaten karte ho
to tumhe pagalkhane bhi bijwati hai
ladki hi tumhari akal ko thikane lagati hai


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NewYorker

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #11 on: May 12, 2005, 04:01:24 PM »

hame to sirf yeh jananaa hai ..
hame to sirf yeh jananaa hai ..

Yeh Bandariya kyon nahi nahaati hai ... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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HumTum

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #12 on: May 12, 2005, 04:02:51 PM »

Yeh Bandariya kyon nahi nahaati hai
Yeh Bandariya kyon nahi nahaati hai

yha aa ke badbuu failati hai :lol:


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NewYorker

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #13 on: May 12, 2005, 04:08:36 PM »

yahan aa ke badbuu failati hai
yahan aa ke badbuu failati hai

Deo nahi, kelaa lagaati hai ... Shocked

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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HumTum

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***Ladkiyan Bilkul Faaltu Hoti Hain***

«Reply #14 on: May 12, 2005, 04:09:54 PM »

Deo nahi, kelaa lagaati hai
Deo nahi, kelaa lagaati hai

aur phir nach ke dhikati hai :dance:

:lol:


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