ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

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sabreena

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«Reply #225 on: May 13, 2005, 06:34:45 AM »

sahi kaha kuri tumne

bhediye kii khaal main rahte hain yeh
faltu mein shareef bantey hain yeh
langoor ki nasal ke hain yeh
faltu mein hero bantey hain yeh
inko iss ghalatfehmi se bahar niklalenge ham
inko inki asal pehchaan bata denge ham
kii kiss nasal{kuttey} ke paida hotey hain yeh


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #226 on: May 13, 2005, 07:17:55 AM »

ullu ke ghosle mein rehti hai yeh,
aur mehlon ke sapne dekhti hain yeh

har chipkali yeh sochti hai ki woh badi hokar magarmach banegi, magar use kya pata saari zindagi use is deewar par hi reng rengkar gujarni hai. aur saari zindagi macchar hi khane hain...ladkiyon ka bhi kuch aisa hi hai.


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #227 on: May 13, 2005, 07:26:29 AM »

pig kii keechad main sota hai yeh
aur ussi ko makhmal ka bister kehta hai yeh

her chuha yeh sochta hai woh bada hoker sher banega
magar ussey kya pata sarii zindagi yun hi ussey der ker apney bill mein guzarni padegi or logon kii gher ki katran ko khana padega.................yahi haal ladkon ka hamesha se hi hota tha , hota hai , hota rahega............

samjhe bin paro ke devdas


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #228 on: May 13, 2005, 07:30:01 AM »

tum mardon ke peron ko apna swarag kehti ho,
inke per ki jooti bankar rehti ho,
uska naam apne naam ke saath lagati ho,
phir khud ka naam bhool jati ho

rengne wali chipkali,


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #229 on: May 13, 2005, 07:35:25 AM »

tum har janam mein ladki pana chahte ho
har roz uske haathon se khana khana chahte ho
abhe deva langoor
tu to hai fata hua rumaal
tu kya dikhayega koi kamaal


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #230 on: May 13, 2005, 07:37:34 AM »

tum aurat ke ghulaam banker rahte ho
inke her baat per agey peechey chaltey ho
aurat ke bina tum jee nahi saktey ho
fir kiss baat per itna ghamand kertey ho

derpok choohey


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #231 on: May 13, 2005, 07:39:55 AM »

sahi kaha sabreena

aurat ek devi hai
admi ek nalayak bandar hai
rehta aurat ke under hai


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #232 on: May 13, 2005, 07:45:40 AM »

sabreena,

tumko aurat hone ka darja hum dete hain,
tumko hum apna naam dete hain

tu apne aage apne daddy ka naam lagati hai ya mummy ka, ya pati ka

desi,

aurat na devi hai, na sridevi,
yeh hai sade hue mutton ki gravy


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #233 on: May 13, 2005, 07:46:23 AM »

bilkul sahi kaha kuri

aurat ek devi hai
aadmi ek rakshas hai
aurat pyaar ki moorti hai
aadmi nafrat ka raja hai
aurat mamta ka saagar hai
aadmi haivaniyat ka sardar hai
bass aurat se hi yeh sara sansaar hai
addmi toh bass faltu or bekaar hai.........


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #234 on: May 13, 2005, 07:47:04 AM »

nopp deva.. u r wrong...

aurat ke hone se ghar mein khushiyan aati hai
aurat tum jaison ke liye dahej laati hai


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #235 on: May 13, 2005, 07:49:56 AM »

tu agar kisi ko dahej mein ek crore bhi de de,
phir bhi koi tujhse shaadi na kare
tu agar kutte ko apna rishta bheja,
woh bhi tujhe reject kar de


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #236 on: May 13, 2005, 07:58:06 AM »

yeh tumhari galatfehmi hai
tu kyon is dharti par bhooj hai
are langoor kutte ko bhi teri khoj hai


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #237 on: May 13, 2005, 07:59:41 AM »

galat fehmi nahin,

ek baar apne gali ke kutte ko rishta bhej ke to dekh,
ek baar use apne paas bulakar to dekh

kaat kar bhaag jayega,


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #238 on: May 13, 2005, 08:14:43 AM »

bechara deva pagal ho gaya hai

sun deva

aurat ke naal tu panga na le

aurat jab tak chup hai devi hai
zyada bilega to tu khud ko bhi pehchaan nahi payega samjhe derpok choohey

aurat se hai sara jahan
admi faltu main ha aya yahan