ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

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Ladke_hain_duffer
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«Reply #285 on: May 13, 2005, 06:38:13 PM »
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Wo toh hum tumko bas yuhi satate the
aur hum aapko chori ke ilzaam mein fasate the
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«Reply #286 on: May 13, 2005, 06:38:54 PM »
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yeh ladka nahi admi hai
tabhi to iss mein dimaag ki kami hai


Kabhi fursat mein mil ke dekha,hum tumko batayenge,
Muh pe kalikh pooth ke tumko gadhe pe ghumayenge,
Abhi mujhe jana hai.........gudnyt dear.............
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«Reply #287 on: May 13, 2005, 08:34:22 PM »
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mujhe kya bataoge
tum to ladkiyon se maar khaaoge
bheek lene keliye tattu pe sawaar hoke aaoge
koi baat nahi aaj nahi kal meri baat samjh jaoge
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«Reply #288 on: May 14, 2005, 05:53:34 AM »
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yeh bahut bada bewda hai
kisi naali ke ya naale ke pass hi marega
janta hai ki ladkiya hamesha sach bolti hain
fir bhi unse ladega


aur tu saaf jagah par bhi mari, teri badbu se woh bhi gandi ho jayegi,
agar tu pavitra nadi mein bhi mari, woh bhi gandi naali ban jayegi
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«Reply #289 on: May 14, 2005, 07:35:00 AM »
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deva kyun itna gussa ker rahy ho faltu main........

tum sadey hue baigan ke keedey ho,
tum sadey hue kaddu ke fafoondi ho,
jaker zara 24 ghante naha aao
kyun yoindia main badboo faila rahy ho...........
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Devdas_online
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«Reply #290 on: May 14, 2005, 08:15:16 AM »
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tu chuse hue aam ki gutli hai,
sharir ke saath, aatma bhi nakli hai
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sabreena
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«Reply #291 on: May 14, 2005, 08:21:22 AM »
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tu barbaad gher ki khidki hai hai,
teri saari baatein teri tarhan khokli hain....

derpok choohey
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«Reply #292 on: May 14, 2005, 08:24:37 AM »
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teri baaton ke saath, teri haddiyan bhi khokli hain,
tu roz gaye ke tabele mein soya karti hai
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«Reply #293 on: May 14, 2005, 08:26:05 AM »
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yeh  chuhiya   na jaane  kyon  fudak  rahi hai
karne  kuch nahin aata  sirf  bhadak rahi hai .....
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«Reply #294 on: May 14, 2005, 08:29:29 AM »
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sahi kaha waheed,

sabreena ne kiraya nahin diya, chuhe ne use apne bill se nikaal diya,
kahin jagah na mili, yoindia mein gandagi felane aa gayi hai
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«Reply #295 on: May 14, 2005, 08:35:02 AM »
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ye do choohey janey khud ko kya samajh rahy hain,
zara se  choohey hain or sherni se panga le rahy hain,

kiraye kii baat chor ker raha hai,
deva chup ho ja kyun zyada bak bak ker raha hai
tera muh toh kisi kabil hi nahi raha
fir kyun apney per ghamand ker raha hai

or Mr. waheed tum toh zara chup hi raho........

nahi hai tujhmein zara sii bhi akal
dimaagh se hai tu poora paidal,
nahi jaanta tu main hoon akhir kya,
royega tu bahot fir pata chalega
jab padegi tere ser per meri nukili sandel..................
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«Reply #296 on: May 14, 2005, 08:41:05 AM »
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ye do choohey janey khud ko kya samajh rahy hain,
zara se  choohey hain or sherni se panga le rahy hain,

kiraye kii baat chor ker raha hai,
deva chup ho ja kyun zyada bak bak ker raha hai
tera muh toh kisi kabil hi nahi raha
fir kyun apney per ghamand ker raha hai

or Mr. waheed tum toh zara chup hi raho........

nahi hai tujhmein zara sii bhi akal
dimaagh se hai tu poora paidal,
nahi jaanta tu main hoon akhir kya,
royega tu bahot fir pata chalega
jab padegi tere ser per meri nukili sandel..................


khud ko sherni kehti hai, aaj kal ki sherniyan circus mein bhi kaam karti hain, tu circus wali sherni hai.

har chipkali yahi samajhti hai ki woh badi hokar magarmach banegi,
tere jaise machharni bhi yahi samajhti hai woh badi hokar sherni banegi

tu machharni hi rahegi,
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«Reply #297 on: May 14, 2005, 08:47:54 AM »
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her pissu samajhta hai vo bada hoker sher banega
tere jaise dingur bhi yahi samajhtey hain ki tu bada hoker haathi bangea

tu hamesha hi dingur rahega

derpok choohey
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«Reply #298 on: May 14, 2005, 08:52:20 AM »
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tujhe darane ke liye, mujhe sher banane ki jarurat nahin hai,
tujhe bhagane ke liye, sirf sher ki tasveer ki jarurat hai
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«Reply #299 on: May 14, 2005, 09:07:37 AM »
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dekho chooha der ker bill main bhaag raha hai,
or peeche se baatein itni badi ker raha hai,

pissu ke chehre ke teri tasveer se kaun darega
tu toh chor hai chori kerta hi rahega
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