ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko -Panna 22:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #315 on: May 16, 2005, 05:35:34 PM »

tum kya karoge kisi ladki ko abaad
tumhare aane se ladkiyon ka jeevan ho jata hai barbad

shadi se pahle humko dete ho salami
shadi ke baad hamari hi karte ho gulami

ladko abhi bhi waqt hai samjh jao
ladkiyon ke aage aapna sar jhukao


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #316 on: May 17, 2005, 05:37:31 PM »

arre janwar bhi subah tumhari shakal dekh lo to na ho usse naseeb khana
tumse acha to hota hai jail khana

1 din hum ladke tum ladkiyon ki akal thikane lagaenge
tumhe peet peet kar yoindia se bhagayenge


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #317 on: May 17, 2005, 05:49:29 PM »

chal oye chal meekhi tum kya kisi ko bhagaoge
ulli lagi sabji ki tarhe tum bhi naali mein jaoge
itni ulli tum ladko zami hai yeh batao aapne shrir aur akal per lagi ulli kab hataoge
tum ek din gater mein hi pade hue nazar aaoge


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #318 on: May 17, 2005, 05:51:44 PM »

arre hum zameen par hi ache hain tumhe join karne gatar main nahin aayenge
tumhe to door se hi jhelna mushkil hai, pass aa gaye to bilkul hi mar jayenge


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #319 on: May 17, 2005, 05:55:53 PM »

tum ladkiyo ko kya join karoge
ladke se ladki kya banoge
tum gater mein hi sadte rahoge


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #320 on: May 18, 2005, 04:39:54 AM »

Quote from: "sachin_9810******"

zamana ladkiyon ko ladko se acha bana nahin sakta
jo sach hai usse koi chuppa nahin sakta

aaj bhi ladkiyon ko ladko se hi karni padti hai shadi
aaj bhi ladkiyan biyah kar ladko ke ghar hi hain aati

humare bina tumhara jeevan ho jayega barbad
hum hi jo karte hain tumhe or is duniya ko abaad

sach kaha sachin,

ladkiyan ehsaan faramosh hai, isliye hamari baatein samajh nahin paati,
hume bura bhala kehti, phir end main hamare kadmon mein hi aati

abhi soorma bhopali ko bol ke sab ladkiyon ko bhopal bhej dete hain, train main bhes ke dibbe mein sab ko bithayenge, unka gobar khakar apni pet pooja karengi


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sachin_9810******

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #321 on: May 18, 2005, 05:28:07 PM »

gatar main hum nahin tu sad rahi hai
isiliye to teri jaban zehar ugal rahi hai


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #322 on: May 19, 2005, 10:23:54 AM »

gutter mein tere jaise bandar rehte hai
tum ladke log ladkiyon ke under rehte hai


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #323 on: May 19, 2005, 12:04:14 PM »

gadhi tujhe itna nahin pata, bandar ped pe rehte hain,
is mein teri galti nahin, isliye tujhe chudail kehte hain

khabardaar tune paro aur sachin ke baare mein kuch bola to.


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #324 on: May 19, 2005, 05:51:37 PM »

oyeee sachin................pichke tamater................

ham ladkiyon se hai roshan sara jahan
tum ladko ki kartuton se kharab hua hai sara jahan
ham ladkiyon ne hi di hai tum ladko ko iss duniya mein jagah
kyun bhool jaaatey ho tum sab maa kii woh qurbaniyaan
tum ladko ne kiya hai jeena haram hamara yahan{duniya}
or kehte ho ladki se barbaad hai sara jahan
sharam aani chahiye tumhe kehte hue yeh baat yahan
kyun bhool jatey ho tum ham ladkiyon se hai yeh sara jahan..............................


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #325 on: May 20, 2005, 05:09:45 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

gutter mein tere jaise bandar rehte hai
tum ladke log ladkiyon ke under rehte hai

sach bol aapne , jo aap kehte hain...
hum to ladkiyo ke dil mein rehte hain....


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #326 on: May 20, 2005, 05:55:48 AM »

yahi suaveji aap yeh kehna chahte hain ladkiyon ka dil gutter hai................


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #327 on: May 20, 2005, 07:55:38 AM »

lollz suave.....

haath mein kyon phool lliye baitha hai devdaas
kis ladki ki hai tere sade hue dil ko aas


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #328 on: May 20, 2005, 08:01:45 AM »

ghabra mat yeh phool tere liye nahin hain,
tu phool kya, kaaton ke bhi layak nahin hai

mujhe nahin hai kisi ladi ki aas,
tu hai kisi gutter ki gandi baas


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #329 on: May 20, 2005, 08:03:09 AM »

mujhe nahin chahiye tera sada hua phool
tu dimaag se hai ekdam fool

koi ladki ban bhi nahin sakti teri aas
tere sharrir aur kapdon se jo aati hai gandi baas


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