ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko -Panna 28:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #405 on: June 02, 2005, 03:09:57 AM »

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #406 on: June 02, 2005, 05:57:00 AM »

abhe tushaar, chaddi wale
bina haddi wale

tujhe to do ghoose padenge
fir tere cells apas mein ladenge

samjha bandar


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #407 on: June 02, 2005, 08:30:58 AM »

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Quote from: "desikuri"

tumhari madad kabool kaun karega
tumhare gande khane ka bill kaun bharega
chal jaldi se haar maan, warna danda tere sir par padega

mara nahi aapne bhai k a soch usse bhi koi aaisa hi kah rahi hogi issiliye meri man chal ,....aaj langer hai tujhe chor aata hu ghar per le jaker khana mera paisa bhi nahi lagaga,....

desi guruduare ke bahar bethkar beekh maangti hai,
paisa bhi kama leti hai, langar khakar apni bhookh bhi mita leti hai


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #408 on: June 03, 2005, 07:58:29 AM »

aur devdaas gutter ke paas baith kar bheekh mangta hai
paisa bhi kama leta hai aur gutter ke paani se apni pyaas bhi bujha leta hai


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #409 on: June 03, 2005, 08:10:14 AM »

are main tere paas bethata hoon, kya tu gutter hai,
kyon mere mooh se apni pole khulvati hai


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #410 on: June 03, 2005, 08:14:37 AM »

mere paas to koi rajkumar baithta hai
tujh jaisa furtichar aur bikhari nahin
samjhe langoor


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #411 on: June 03, 2005, 10:58:30 AM »

rajkumar ke paas to naukraniyan bethi hi rehti hain,
magar afsoos woh khud ko rajkumari samajhti hain

jaise har crow masjid pe bethkar khud ko maulvi samajhta hai


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rukhsar168

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #412 on: June 05, 2005, 11:51:26 PM »

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Ye to sharam ki baat hai
Larkey awaara phirein aur larki kaam karey
aaj ke baad hum bhi baahir jaaein gi chahey koi jiyye yaan marrey!!!

jao jao tum bhi khelo humare sath cricket aapna man bahelao,...

or sharam kaise koi kisi per aahsan nahi kerta pyari,..
her koi aapne kam ko aapna haQ samajhta hai use farz kehta hai,...

Baat farz kehney ki nahi hai.....
Baat saari umr kaam karney ki hai....
Tumhaari sisters aur ami bhi kaam karti hongi....
To tum bataao do you feel sad ji.

hum to madad bhi kerte hai aane ghar me sabki ,...

aap aapni sunai aap ko papa ko khana khilana aacha nahi lagta ,...

ya papa ko keh deti hai aap khud hi bana ker kha lo........

Papa ki baar aur hai tum lafango ki aur......
tumhein khanna jalaana aata hai, you know mothing more!!


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #413 on: June 06, 2005, 07:28:33 AM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

rajkumar ke paas to naukraniyan bethi hi rehti hain,
magar afsoos woh khud ko rajkumari samajhti hain

jaise har crow masjid pe bethkar khud ko maulvi samajhta hai

fir dhokha kha gya tu
kab sudhrega re tu

aankhein check karwa le
apne dimaag mein bhi thodi akkal bharwa le


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waheed_rose2004

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #414 on: June 06, 2005, 08:02:25 AM »

anu kisko bewakoof bana rahi ho
kiska bheja paka rahi ho ........


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #415 on: June 06, 2005, 08:04:41 AM »

jo dokha deta nahin hai, kabhi dokha khata bhi nahin hai,
ab tu apne rajkumar ke paas ja, per dabane ke liye tujhe bula raha hai


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #416 on: June 06, 2005, 08:16:11 AM »

uske paas chali jaongi
tumhare paas kabhi nahin aongi


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #417 on: June 06, 2005, 08:21:38 AM »

tu mere paas aaye ki rajkumar ke paas jaye, gulami tu mard ki hi karegi,
tu bhale hi ganga naha le, aakhir mein tu nark mein hi sadegi


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #418 on: June 06, 2005, 08:32:40 AM »

nana deva bhai
yeh galat baat hai
tujhe padni ek laat hai
tumhari lagani hamne waat hai


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tushar_4u_im

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #419 on: June 06, 2005, 09:01:31 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

nana deva bhai
yeh galat baat hai
tujhe padni ek laat hai
tumhari lagani hamne waat hai

waat lagani hai teri,...

teri lagani waat hai,....

iskebhusa bhara bheja bahut fast hai,...

(desi) ek din me kam e kam 4 ton bhusa kha jati hai te,....


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