ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko -Panna 29:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #420 on: June 06, 2005, 06:38:18 PM »

tushar tum kitna bhusa khaate ho
aapne bare mein kam aur dosro ke bare mein jhyada batate ho
tum aapna aur iss deva ka dimaag thek kyu nahi karate ho


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #421 on: June 07, 2005, 05:27:22 AM »

jis din tum ladkiyan thik ho jaogi, hamara dimaag kya sab kuch thik nazar aayega,
jara bulb on karo, andhere mein tum ladkiyon ko kya khaak nazar aayega

jinka khud ka dimaag nahin hota woh dimaag ki baat nahin karte,
jinki zindagi mein andhera hota hai, woh ujale ki baat nahin karte


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #422 on: June 07, 2005, 12:23:07 PM »

ujala to tujhe hum aisa dikhayenge
tum kabhi sar utha ke humse baat nahi karoge
itna tumhe satayenge
gadhe hai abhi tu, tujhe insaan hum banayenge
ladkiyon se ladta hai abhi tu unki izaat karna hum tujhe sikhayenge


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #423 on: June 07, 2005, 12:40:17 PM »

tujhe khud ko ladki kehte hue sharm nahin aati,
tu kyon baar baar mere mooh se sach ugalvati,

agar tu ladki hoti to sharm tera gehna hota,
tere mooh uncha utha hua na hota,
tera sar hum ladkon ke kadmon mein hota


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #424 on: June 07, 2005, 03:44:46 PM »

Deva kya ladki sar jhukane ko paida hui hai
tumhari maar aur dhutkaar khane ko paida hui hai

Arre nadan bacche

ladki tumhe sudhaarne ke liye iss dharti per aayi
jab jab dharti per ladko ka zulam bada hai
tab tab ladki ne tumhari waat lagayi hai


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #425 on: June 08, 2005, 05:52:27 AM »

tum ladkiyan kya zulm ko khatam karogi, isliye military mein bharti nahin hone dete,
bharti karna to door ki baat hai tum ladkyon ko military ki dress tak pehanane nahin dete

agar dress pehan li to aisa lagega jaise gidad ne sher ki khaal pehan li hai,
ek bandariya aaj sher dikh rahi hai :wink:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #426 on: June 08, 2005, 02:22:52 PM »

military mein tum jaise gadhe nahi ho sakte
tum maidan mein goil nahi chala sakte
baas mu chupake baag hi sakte ho
tum to bacche ko darane ke kaam hi aa sakte ho

yeh baat kyu nahi maante ho
tum insaan ki khaal mein gadhe ho :wink:


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #427 on: June 09, 2005, 08:37:14 AM »

tum ladkiyon ko maarne ke liye military mein bharti hone ki jarurat nahin hai,
aur yeh devdas bakriyon aur chidiyon ka shikaar karta nahin hai

agar ladkiyon ko maar daala to hum ladkon ki gulami kaun karega,
kaun hamare joote, jhoothe bartan saaf karega


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #428 on: June 09, 2005, 08:55:49 AM »

ladkiyan to hoti hai sirf bartan dhone ke liye
unki to tareef karni padhti hai isi liye

aisa nahin hai ke we dont like ur face
but dil ke computer mein nahi hai enough disk space

tum log ko aur kuch aata nahi hai
sirf banana aati hai kadve chai


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rukhsar168

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #429 on: June 09, 2005, 10:36:48 AM »

Quote from: "shakeel_saif"

Tumhaari taareef se to hum aisey hi achey!!!
Tum larkey hottey ho akal ke kachey
Tumhaarey dil ke disk space ke andar hai kachra
Saaf nahi karsaktey to boleytey ho ke space nahi!!
tum se achi hotti hai chaaye.
tumhein to patta nahi kitney saal hogaye hai nahaaey!!!!!


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #430 on: June 09, 2005, 11:08:08 AM »

ladke karte hai jhoothi tareef
inko ladkiyon ko dekh kar hoti hai taqleef


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #431 on: June 09, 2005, 12:15:05 PM »

Quote from: "rukhsar168"

Quote from: "shakeel_saif"

hamare dil ke disk space mein hai files
ladkiyan ladkon se peeche hai miles

galti se ho gaye click mouse
par tum mat ban jaana meri spouse


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #432 on: June 09, 2005, 12:28:34 PM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

ladke karte hai jhoothi tareef
inko ladkiyon ko dekh kar hoti hai taqleef

ladkiyon ko dekhkar hoti hai takleef
kyunki yaad aati hai ek hi cheez
unko to karna hai ladkon ki ghulami
aur har waqt deni hai unuhe salaami
(say yes boss)


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #433 on: June 09, 2005, 03:48:35 PM »

Quote from: "rukhsar168"

Quote from: "shakeel_saif"

Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #434 on: June 09, 2005, 03:59:33 PM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

ladkiyan nahi karengi kisi ki gulami
ladke hi denge ladkiyon ko salami

Deva tumhari kahani hogayi hai purani
ek baat aur tumhe hai batani

tum ek chote se chuhe ka bhi shikar nahi kar sakte hai
tum baas ladkiyon ko dara dhamka sakte ho

ladki marti nahi maarti hai
ladkon ke sar se ghmand ke bhoot ko utarti hai


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