ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko -Panna 31:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #450 on: June 13, 2005, 08:11:33 AM »

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ladkiyan to hoti hai sirf bartan dhone ke liye
unki to tareef karni padhti hai isi liye

aisa nahin hai ke we dont like ur face
but dil ke computer mein nahi hai enough disk space

tum log ko aur kuch aata nahi hai
sirf banana aati hai kadve chai

Tumhaari taareef se to hum aisey hi achey!!!
Tum larkey hottey ho akal ke kachey
Tumhaarey dil ke disk space ke andar hai kachra
Saaf nahi karsaktey to boleytey ho ke space nahi!!
tum se achi hotti hai chaaye.
tumhein to patta nahi kitney saal hogaye hai nahaaey!!!!!

Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain

Challo maana humaarey hont laal hai!!!
Aur saath main gorey gorey gaal hai!!
Lekin agar tumhaarey paas hoti akal
To chuppa lettey tum aapni shakal!!!
Aur naa aatey in jaalon main!!!
Jo dikhtey hai tumhein humaarey baalon main!!!

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

wah shakeel,

agar sar mein se juon ko nikaalna hai to rukhsar ke sar pe joote maar maar ke use ganja karna padega,
agar phir bhi woh batameez juen nahin nikli to rukhsar ka sar kaatkar fekna padega


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #451 on: June 13, 2005, 01:34:59 PM »

rukhsar ji bahut ho gayi hai laal
bura ho gaya hai unka haal
hum unke khilaaf kuch nahi kahengey
woh khud aapni tareef karengey


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #452 on: June 20, 2005, 11:04:31 AM »

ladkiyan kisi ki tareef ki mautaaj nahin hai
tere gande aur sade hue dimaag mein akkal nahin hai


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #453 on: June 20, 2005, 11:08:40 AM »

tum log ki tareef koi nahi karta
hum hi kartein hain tumhari tareef
kyun ki tum bante ho bahut shareef


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #454 on: June 20, 2005, 12:59:33 PM »

jo shareef hote hain woh hum jaise hote hain
jo chalu hote hain woh tum jaise hote hain
ladke, ladke nahi gadhe hote hain


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #455 on: June 21, 2005, 12:35:10 AM »

hum se kyun itna ladte ho
kyun mout ko pukarte ho
jao kitchen mein khana banao
aur mere liye ek special chai lao


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #456 on: June 21, 2005, 05:35:07 AM »

dufferiya,

aur mere liye wine shop se whisky lao aur pack banao,
jab mein thak jaun to apne haathon se mere per dabao


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waqar_007

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #457 on: June 21, 2005, 06:39:15 AM »

ladkiyaan hameshaa itrati hai
magar ladko ke gusse se dar jati hai
unhe itna bhi na darana yaroon
nahi to raat ko bura sapna banke aati hai


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #458 on: June 21, 2005, 08:34:32 AM »

ladke ladkiyon ke saamne action marty hain
ladkiyon ke jaaty hi bhigi billi ban jaaty hain
ladki ager dhang se mille toh jaane kya-2 waady ker jaaty hain
ladki naa mille toh usse zabardsti badnaam kerny chaly aaty hain
inn ladkon kii fitrat hi bahot gandi hoti hai
fir bhi apne apko shareef dikhany chaly aaty hain..................

lofer kahin ke.........


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #459 on: June 21, 2005, 09:06:59 AM »

ladke shuru se hi duffer rahe hai
woh shuru se hi bina dimaag ke rahe hai


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #460 on: June 21, 2005, 09:20:55 AM »

apni asli surat chupane ke liye make-up karti hain shayad ladke pasand kar len,
shayad unki ujdi aur barbaad duniya ko savaar den

magar jab bhaav nahin milta to ladkon ko badnaam karti hain,
apni surat aaine mein dekhkar kabhi aaine ko kabhi khud ko gaaliyan deti hain


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rukhsar168

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #461 on: June 21, 2005, 10:33:29 AM »

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Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

wah shakeel,

agar sar mein se juon ko nikaalna hai to rukhsar ke sar pe joote maar maar ke use ganja karna padega,
agar phir bhi woh batameez juen nahin nikli to rukhsar ka sar kaatkar fekna padega

Look Mr Devdas ye merey aur shakeel ka matter hai
Aywein apni naak na araaho, kyoun ke main kaat doongi
Tumhein mera patta nahi!!!
Na koi jaana na pehchaan
Aik jootey ka mehmaan!!!
Mera sar theek thaak hai
Tum apney sar ki joo maaro phir kisi aur ki baat karo
Pehley hi itni gandi boo aarahi hai
Jaao nahaa kar aao!!!


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #462 on: June 21, 2005, 10:39:18 AM »

woh to chale jaye ga
hum to nahi jayein ge
aap ki raahon mein phool bicheinge
ab nahi karenge aap ko tang
hamari dua har dum aap ke hai sang


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rukhsar168

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #463 on: June 21, 2005, 10:42:19 AM »

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woh to chale jaye ga
hum to nahi jayein ge
aap ki raahon mein phool bicheinge
ab nahi karenge aap ko tang
hamari dua har dum aap ke hai sang

So SWEET!!!!
Lekin agar aap humein na karein tang!!!
Phir bhi nahi khatam hogga ye maindaaney Jang!!!
Iss main kaisey bharein pyaar ke rang!!!
Ab larko tumhein chllna hoga Larkiyon ke sang!!!


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #464 on: June 21, 2005, 10:45:31 AM »

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Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

wah shakeel,

agar sar mein se juon ko nikaalna hai to rukhsar ke sar pe joote maar maar ke use ganja karna padega,
agar phir bhi woh batameez juen nahin nikli to rukhsar ka sar kaatkar fekna padega

suniye Miss Rukhsar na ki Miss Universe,
tu hai duniya mein sabse worse

meri tujhse koi jaan pehchaan nahin hai, kyonki teri is duniya mein koi pehchaan hi nahin hai,
tu mere naukar ke kabhi kya, mere joote ke bhi kabil nahin hai


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