ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

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shakeel_saif

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«Reply #495 on: June 23, 2005, 07:58:35 AM »

tum rehti ho in the gutter
kar to ho bahut chattar pattar
tumhari bhi ilaaj karon kya main
tumhare liye aql le kar aata hoon main


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #496 on: June 23, 2005, 07:59:20 AM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

ladke badsoorat hoty hain issliye woh roty hain
ladkiyaan khoobsurat hoti hain issliye ladke jalty hain

kyun pagla gaye ho tum shakeel
fassi per chadwa doongi tumko
nahi bacha payega koi waqeel
taandoongi aise jaisi deewaar per koi keel.................

shukriya ...............

lagta hai tere ghar ka aaina teri tarah jhooth bolta hai,
teri jhoothi tareef karke tujhe khush karta hai

aur tujhe us ped pe tangunga jahan bhooth aur dayane rehti hain,
abhi tujhe wahan bhejne wala hoon, tujhe bahoot yaad kar rahi hain


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #497 on: June 23, 2005, 08:03:55 AM »

abey bib paro ke deva jii

tum apni akel se zara parda toh hatao
apni bhaingi aankhon ko toh samjhao
apni badboo se hamein naa sadao
jao derpok choohe kahin jaker chipp jao...............


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #498 on: June 23, 2005, 08:08:09 AM »

or chhohey se kharaab daant vale shakeel...........

apne gher kiyun tareef na ker
gutter hi hai tera gher
saari shaher kii gandagi hai jidher
kabr banaoongi main teri udher
mujhse ab panga na lena idher............................


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #499 on: June 23, 2005, 08:09:41 AM »

kabr pe tumhari koi nahi aaye ga
naale mein koi nahi aa ke roye ga


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #500 on: June 23, 2005, 08:11:28 AM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

abey bib paro ke deva jii

tum apni akel se zara parda toh hatao
apni bhaingi aankhon ko toh samjhao
apni badboo se hamein naa sadao
jao derpok choohe kahin jaker chipp jao...............

parde aur burkhe mein to ladkiyan rehti hain,
sharir pe bhi parda aur akal pe bhi parda hota hai


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nafrate_husn

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #501 on: June 23, 2005, 08:17:03 AM »

tumhara to dimaag ho gaya hai kharab
usska nahi hai puri dunniya mein koi ilaaz
tumhare charno ki dhool tumhare mu per zarur lagaungi
hum hum hai aur tu chilgoza hai yeh tumjhe bataungi

hamara dimaag nahi hua hai kharaab
dimaag leta hai hamara BILL GATES ki takkar
Tum ladkiyan ho bilkul fakKad
bato se hi tumhe marenge
aa jaayenge tumhe 100 Chakkar
kosish bhi mat karna humse lene ki takkar
Mere charno ki dhool muj pe lagaogi...
are MURKH....
iska matlab hai tum mere charano ko haath lagaogi...

Kaisi kahi....


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #502 on: June 23, 2005, 08:19:24 AM »

bhaiss ke aage been bajane se koi fayeda nahi hai
apko janwer se insaan banany se koi fayeda nahi hai............................


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #503 on: June 23, 2005, 08:21:00 AM »

tum ko hara diya hai us ne
phir se haar gaye ho tum us se
kyun besharamon ki tarah haar jaate ho
haar kar phir ladne aa jaate ho


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nafrate_husn

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #504 on: June 23, 2005, 08:21:29 AM »

wah wah bahut khoob
tareef ke liye alfaaz nahi mil rahe hain
roz aaya karo in ko mara karo
inko bheek mange do
tum kuch bhi na do

Shukriya Shakeel ji

Shakeel ji ab aa gaye hai HUM
Ladkiyon me nahi bacha hai ab DUM
Hum mil baith ke peeyenge RUM
Hum kisi se nahi hain KAM
In ladkiyon ko kar doonga NARAM
Hamare haath Jodengi ye khaa ke Khuda ki KASAM


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nafrate_husn

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #505 on: June 23, 2005, 08:25:13 AM »

yeh ladkiyon ka hai zamana
ladko ko hai nark main jana!!!!

he he he he he he he
Kahti hai .. Ladkiyon ka hai jamana
are hum hi wo jisne tumhe dhikaya jamana
tum to rahti thi hamse Gunghat me
aata tha keval tumhe sharmana


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shakeel_saif

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #506 on: June 23, 2005, 08:26:26 AM »

bahut khoob

inko roz hum haraeinge
inko khoob nacheinge
tum bhi kiya karo aisa hi kaam
ho jaein yeh badnaam
ho jae inka raam naam


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #507 on: June 23, 2005, 08:34:09 AM »

Quote from: "nafrate_husn"

wah nafratebhai
inhen sirf ghunghat mein sharmana hi aata hai,
apne sharir aur akal ko sirf parde mein chupana aata hai


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sabreena

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #508 on: June 23, 2005, 08:35:15 AM »

abey nafrat sun...............

ham pc se zara se kya haty
khudko tum hero samajh baithe
....................

tere her pagalpan ka hai mere pass jawab
faltu mein khus hone kii zaroorat nahi hai tumhein janab,,,,,,,,,,,,,

tum do pagal mill gaye ho toh kisse der hai
saarey pagal khaaney ko tumhari khabaer hai
tum jaise bevakoofon kii zarrorat kidher hain
isski poori duniya ko khaber hai.................

abey shakeel sadey hue choohy

apna muh band rakha ker
main kisi se nahi harti
naam sabreena hai mera
bass apne shikaar ko main kabhi nahi chodti................