ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

by sachin_9810****** on April 19, 2005, 07:46:30 AM

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desikuri

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«Reply #90 on: April 27, 2005, 10:21:10 AM »

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tu meri baat chod apni kar
ja jaker khane ka bill bhar

tujhse koi rakh hi nahin sakta koi aas
tu kya bhujayega kisi ki aaaas

jab maine kuch khaya nahin hai to, bill kyon bharun,
jab tujh mein koi baat nahin hai to, tareef kyon karun

tareef ki hamein jaroorat nahin
teri shaadi ka koi mahoorat nahin


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #91 on: April 27, 2005, 10:53:16 AM »

itne vele nahin hain hum ki tareef karenge tumhari
akal pe pathar nahin pade hain humari


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #92 on: April 27, 2005, 11:04:39 AM »

akkal hogi to padenge pattar
tere gaal kidhar hai, lagane hai mujhko thappad


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #93 on: April 27, 2005, 11:13:05 AM »

mujhe thappad maregi tere haath jayenge toot
teri kismat jaegi foot
yoindia se tera rishta jayega choot
ab tu taang utha or yahan se foooooooooooooot


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #94 on: April 27, 2005, 11:15:31 AM »

tera muuh itna chota hai ki thapaad bhi nahin lagega
tujhe to laat marni padegi
fir jake tujhe akkal ayegi


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #95 on: April 27, 2005, 11:57:31 AM »

Vo na ho tho hum na ho.
hum nah ho tho vo na ho.
pade likhe hum sab hey yaro.
phir kyo hum jhagadte hey.
izaat doge tho paoge bhi.
itna bus samajhna hey.
kar sako tho karke dekho.
naree shakti ka summan.
nazar aayega yara tumko her insan me Bhagvaan.


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #96 on: April 28, 2005, 05:18:01 AM »

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tera muuh itna chota hai ki thapaad bhi nahin lagega
tujhe to laat marni padegi
fir jake tujhe akkal ayegi

dur se har cheez chhoti nazar aati hai,
mujhe teri baat khoti nazar aati hai

dayan ka mooh bada hota hai, jo tera hai,
teri aankn kab khulega, ho gaya savera hai

bade mooh wali bhootani


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #97 on: April 28, 2005, 08:52:59 AM »

arre wah wah devdas
tune to sahi main khila di desikuri ko ghass


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #98 on: April 28, 2005, 08:55:28 AM »

mujhe koi ladki gaali de, hans ke sun sakta hoon,
mere sachin ko koi kuch bole, bardash nahin kar sakta hoon


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #99 on: April 28, 2005, 08:58:58 AM »

hum dono mil kar ladkiyon ka guroor tod denge
hum aisi dosti nibhayenge sabko peeche chod denge


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #100 on: April 28, 2005, 09:19:30 AM »

hum ladke bhi union banayenge,
daaruwala ko leader banayenge

[end mein leader hi maar khata hai]


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desikuri

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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #101 on: April 28, 2005, 10:19:17 AM »

ohho yahan to devdaas aur sachin ke beech raaz ki baat ho rahi hai...

tum dono kya samjhte ho apne aap ko
kab dhooge tum log apne paap ko

maar maar ke bana doongi haddiyon ka surma
fir bhagte rahoge aur kahoge haye ma haye ma


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ladkiyan kya samajhti hain khud ko

«Reply #102 on: April 29, 2005, 06:05:24 AM »

teri khokhli haddiyon ka to surma bhi nahin banega,
tere bina maas wale sharir ka, meat bhi nahin banega

bhootni ka sirf khokli haddiyon ka dhancha[skeleton] hi hota hai