ladkiyon ki adaayen -Panna 6:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #75 on: April 27, 2005, 11:09:25 AM »

ye naved har jagh adata hai apni taang
lagta hai isne kha rakhi hai bhang

isse koi karta kyon nahin yoindia se out
mujhe to iske character par bhi hota hai doubt

ladka hoke ladki ki photo laga rakhi hai
ye baaat samajh main nahin aaye
tu kahin wo to nahin hai na bhen/bhai


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ladkiyon ki adaayen

«Reply #76 on: April 27, 2005, 11:14:17 AM »

haha sachin......
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yeh banda aisa hai hai
aur aisa hi rahega
yeh hum sab ko yoindia se bahar bhejega
isko nahin hai aur koi kaam
aur samjhta hai ki yahan ane se hai iski shaan


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Devdas_online

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ladkiyon ki adaayen

«Reply #77 on: April 28, 2005, 05:28:24 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

aur tu hai ek cycle ka fata hua tayar
tujh jaisa nahin dekha koi kayar

tujhe to gutter mein bhi nahin faink sakte
wahan ka paani jo ganda ho jayega
tujhe lene to yamdood bhi nahin ayega
woh tere paas ane se do baar sochega

tere wajan se meri cycle ka tayar panchar ho gaya,
kyon maine ek hatni ko apni cycle pe bitha liya

nahin karunga teri double seat,
nahin khilaunga tujhe meat

mujhe gatar mein fekne ke liye, tujhe pehle gatar se bahar aana padega,
jaise hi bahar aayegi, tujhe phir main wahin fek doonga

yamdoot papi logon ko lene aata hai, jo tujhe le jayenge
sharifon ko farishte lene aate hain, jo mujhe le jayenge


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desikuri

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«Reply #78 on: April 28, 2005, 10:23:46 AM »

shakal dekhi hai oye haathi
ek dum lag raha hai jaise ho paathi(gaye ka gobar)

nahin khana hai mujhe meat
tu karta hai sabko cheat

tujhe to pilayenge hum gutter ka paani
fir yaad karayenge tujhko teri nani

khud ko kehta hai tu frishtey
nibhane aate nahin hai tujhko rishtey :twisted:


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ladkiyon ki adaayen

«Reply #79 on: April 28, 2005, 12:45:06 PM »

SoCha Tha AiS HaathNi Ko UDaNe Ka PlaN BaNaoonGa

PaR AiSe BhaRi IteM Ko UThaNe Ke LiYe TRuCk KaHaN Se LaoonGa...

lol :lol:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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ladkiyon ki adaayen

«Reply #80 on: April 28, 2005, 02:51:04 PM »

Tum kya haathni ko udane ka plan banaoo gay,
Haathni ne ek fuuk maari tum hawaa mein lehraate nazar aao gay....


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ladkiyon ki adaayen

«Reply #81 on: April 29, 2005, 03:30:29 AM »

EYyyyyyy DEvaaaaaaaaaa!! Tu meri sis Ko Gussa kahe...Ko KArataaaaa!!? Huh?


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«Reply #82 on: April 29, 2005, 05:45:54 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

gaye ke gobar se tu apne safed baal kale karti hai,
aur use kajal ki tarah apni aankhon mein lagati hai
usi gobar se mehandi tak lagati hai

main sochta hoon, agar gaye na hoti to ladkiyan kya karti,
agar woh na hoti to tum make-up kaise karti

gatar ke paani se tum nahati ho,
uske paani se apni pyas bhujati ho
aur usi mein tum rehti ho

main sochta hoon, agar gatar na hota to ladkiyan kya karti,
roti aur makaan ke liye, apne paise barbaad karti :twisted:


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«Reply #83 on: April 29, 2005, 05:52:09 AM »

Quote from: "Princess21"

EYyyyyyy DEvaaaaaaaaaa!! Tu meri sis Ko Gussa kahe...Ko KArataaaaa!!? Huh?

dosti mein ladai jhagda to hota hi hai,
khane mein thoda sa namak to hota hi hai :wink:


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desikuri

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«Reply #84 on: April 29, 2005, 09:31:06 AM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

Quote from: "desikuri"

agar gaye ka tabela na hota to tum ladke kya karte
footpaath par tum log dar dar marte

agar gutter na hota to tum log kya karte
ghar ka bill tum log abhi tak bharte

ata nahin hai pana bhangra
chal chod ate hai tumhe aagra :twisted: :twisted:


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«Reply #85 on: April 29, 2005, 09:43:00 AM »

tabela na hota to gaye na hoti,
gaye na hoti, to kala gobar na hota,
kala gobar na hota to ladkiyon ke safed baal kale nahin hote

hum parai aurat aur paraye ghar ki taraf aankh uthakar nahin dekhte,
tumhara gutter tum ko hi mubarak


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desikuri

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«Reply #86 on: April 29, 2005, 11:46:02 AM »

gutter mein tumhe faink denge
aur fir tumhe pagaalkhane le chalenge

gobar ko tere muuh mein daloongi
aur fir peeche se ek laat maroongi


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #87 on: April 29, 2005, 11:54:39 AM »

hata sawan ki ghatta
kha khuja batti bhuja ke soja

nahin hai tumhari itni aukad ki maaar sako hume tum laat
jo tumhare bus main hi nahin hai mat kiya karo wo baaat


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desikuri

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«Reply #88 on: April 29, 2005, 11:55:35 AM »

Quote from: "sachin_9810******"

hata sawan ki ghatta
kha khuja batti bhuja ke soja

nahin hai tumhari itni aukad ki maaar sako hume tum laat
jo tumhare bus main hi nahin hai mat kiya karo wo baaat

yeh to wakt hi batayega
tu bata kis ko patayega


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #89 on: April 29, 2005, 12:19:48 PM »

waise kabhi kabhi tu bhi nahin lagti itni buri
sochta hoon tujhse hi kaam chala loon
kyon doondhu koi dooosri


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