ladko ki khasiyat

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«Reply #120 on: August 27, 2006, 04:48:16 AM »
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yahan sabhi ladko ke liye:

AB JAB TUM ANGDAI LETE HO HAMARA DAM NIKAL JATA HAI. Shocked
AYE JALIM DEODRANT LAGANE ME TUMHAREY BAP KA KYA JATA HAI ?!
 :lol:  :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:


ye sabhi ladkiyon ke liye hai.khas ker desikudi aapke liye.

maana ki hum log gande hai to humare paas kyn aati ho.
jaanti ho bagal mein hogi badbu phir bhi wahi naak ghusati ho.
ye na to aapka pyaar hai na hi aapki sahadat hai,
jaante hai gandgi soonghne ki tumhari purani aadat hai.




wah... waah... waah.. bhondu.. great!!

iss desi kudi ki to adat purani hai sughne ki..
sughti bhi hai aur bolti bhi hai.. tongue3
bhokne ki adat abhi tak gyee nahin..
lagta hai dubara pagal khane se iske liye khabar aayee nahin..

tongue3


aap aapni source ka koi kamal dikhao,
is desi kudi ko soongi ki aadat se bacho.
warna pata nhi kab kya ho jaayega
mera naam mitti mein mil jaayega.
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«Reply #121 on: September 05, 2006, 07:11:52 AM »
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aaray aambar ji....

hum ko aapke dustbin mein hi rehna gawara hoga,
aagar raat bhar tere saath rehe ka sahara hoga.

daalo daalo iss bhondu ko dustbin mein
koi bhi khasiyat hai aap mein?? jo hum aapko raat bhar sahara dien??
apni shakal pehle jaa ke dekho ayine mein  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #122 on: September 05, 2006, 07:27:35 AM »
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yeh  dufferiya  itne  din  baad  yahan aayee hai
dekho  aaj  phir  nahakar  nahi  aayee  hai... tongue3

waheed uncle aap phir aa gaye, bohat dheet ho
chalo koi baat nahi uncle enjoy kar lo im only here for a few dayz darling
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«Reply #123 on: September 05, 2006, 07:38:57 AM »
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ladki ke saath rehne ke sapne bahut dekhte ho
lagta hai haath paon tudhwane ki khwaish rakhte ho


ladke na jaaye tumhare paas to tumse shadi kaun kerega.
roogi tum zar zar jub kuwari rehna padega.

nahi rehna humien itne gande larkon ke saath
kabhi nahi samajte yeh humare dil ki baat
baat baat pe torrte hein yeh dil humara
aur apne aap ko kehte hein hum phass gaya bechara
bhondu uncle apna khayaal rakhna
see u l8rzzz
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«Reply #124 on: September 05, 2006, 12:19:51 PM »
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aaray aambar ji....

hum ko aapke dustbin mein hi rehna gawara hoga,
aagar raat bhar tere saath rehe ka sahara hoga.

daalo daalo iss bhondu ko dustbin mein
koi bhi khasiyat hai aap mein?? jo hum aapko raat bhar sahara dien??
apni shakal pehle jaa ke dekho ayine mein  :lol:  :lol:



dekhi thi kabhi meri shakal bhi aaine ne,
tabse aaina bhi aapni kismat per rota hai.
aap hi batao aambar ji....,
kya aapse baat kernewalon ka yahi haal hota hai.
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«Reply #125 on: September 05, 2006, 12:28:25 PM »
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nahi rehna humien itne gande larkon ke saath
kabhi nahi samajte yeh humare dil ki baat
baat baat pe torrte hein yeh dil humara
aur apne aap ko kehte hein hum phass gaya bechara
bhondu uncle apna khayaal rakhna
see you l8rzzz


actually um ber ji hum itne zada buddhe nhi hai jo aap humkouncle kaho.

jub bhagwaan khud hi naa samajh paaye tumhe to hum ladko ki aukaat kya hai.
kaun si jagah kab dhoka de de samjhna muskil hai inke khayalaat kya hai.
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«Reply #126 on: September 06, 2006, 07:42:01 AM »
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aaray aambar ji....

hum ko aapke dustbin mein hi rehna gawara hoga,
aagar raat bhar tere saath rehe ka sahara hoga.

daalo daalo iss bhondu ko dustbin mein
koi bhi khasiyat hai aap mein?? jo hum aapko raat bhar sahara dien??
apni shakal pehle jaa ke dekho ayine mein  :lol:  :lol:



dekhi thi kabhi meri shakal bhi aaine ne,
tabse aaina bhi aapni kismat per rota hai.
aap hi batao aambar ji....,
kya aapse baat kernewalon ka yahi haal hota hai.

aaina roye ga kaise jab uska wajood he mit gaya ho ga
tumhe dekhte he bechara wo toot gaya ho ga  :lol:  :lol:

log humse karte hein mohabbat lakin mein unhe lift nahi karati
isse pehle ke aapka yeh haal meri waja se hota mein aapke paas se he chali jaati...

larkon ki khasiyat larkiyon se behter kon jaane??
har waqt bahane dhoond kar koshish karte hein yeh ke humien apne paas bula lein...

unlce ji hum nahi hein itni jaldi haar manane walon mein se
himmat hai kisi ki ke humein wo seriously na le  :lol:

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«Reply #127 on: September 06, 2006, 07:44:37 AM »
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nahi rehna humien itne gande larkon ke saath
kabhi nahi samajte yeh humare dil ki baat
baat baat pe torrte hein yeh dil humara
aur apne aap ko kehte hein hum phass gaya bechara
bhondu uncle apna khayaal rakhna
see you l8rzzz


actually um ber ji hum itne zada buddhe nhi hai jo aap humkouncle kaho.

jub bhagwaan khud hi naa samajh paaye tumhe to hum ladko ki aukaat kya hai.
kaun si jagah kab dhoka de de samjhna muskil hai inke khayalaat kya hai.

i knw uncle aap itne ziada bhude nahi hein aap bohat ziada bhude hein  :lol:  :lol:
aapne sahi kaha, larkon ki mere saamne koi aukaat nahi balke wo khud aik aukat hein  :lol:  :lol:
larkon ki khasiyat to yahi hai ke woh baat baar per dhoka dete hein dil torrte hein...isse ziada aap kar bhi kya sakte hein???
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«Reply #128 on: September 06, 2006, 08:17:17 AM »
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aaina roye ga kaise jab uska wajood he mit gaya ho ga
tumhe dekhte he bechara wo toot gaya ho ga  :lol:  :lol:

log humse karte hein mohabbat lakin mein unhe lift nahi karati
isse pehle ke aapka yeh haal meri waja se hota mein aapke paas se he chali jaati...

larkon ki khasiyat larkiyon se behter kon jaane??
har waqt bahane dhoond kar koshish karte hein yeh ke humien apne paas bula lein...

unlce ji hum nahi hein itni jaldi haar manane walon mein se
himmat hai kisi ki ke humein wo seriously na le  :lol:

log aapse mohabbat kare bahut kare,
kam se kam unhe galtiyaan na kerne ki seekh mile.
pata nhi kya dekh liya unhone aap mein.
lagta hai kuch bure din mile honge unhe shrap mein.
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«Reply #129 on: September 12, 2006, 07:22:12 AM »
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aaina roye ga kaise jab uska wajood he mit gaya ho ga
tumhe dekhte he bechara wo toot gaya ho ga  :lol:  :lol:

log humse karte hein mohabbat lakin mein unhe lift nahi karati
isse pehle ke aapka yeh haal meri waja se hota mein aapke paas se he chali jaati...

larkon ki khasiyat larkiyon se behter kon jaane??
har waqt bahane dhoond kar koshish karte hein yeh ke humien apne paas bula lein...

unlce ji hum nahi hein itni jaldi haar manane walon mein se
himmat hai kisi ki ke humein wo seriously na le  :lol:

log aapse mohabbat kare bahut kare,
kam se kam unhe galtiyaan na kerne ki seekh mile.
pata nhi kya dekh liya unhone aap mein.
lagta hai kuch bure din mile honge unhe shrap mein.




aap logon se he pooch ke dekh lein
ke wo mujhse mohabbat he kyun karte hein
aap apni taraf se chalaak ban rahe ho
regret nahi karta mohabbat karta hai humse jo  :D
agar itna he guroor hai apne aap per aapko...
..to kyun aate ho baar baar humare paas??
kyun nahi paate humse nijaat???
kyun laate ho roz gifts humare liye??
kyun behjtey ho bahane se kabhi love letter to kabhi valentines card??
itna guroor bhi ab acha nahi bhondu ji
iss guroor ne kis kis ki zindagi barbaad nahi ki??
ab aap bhi bass kar di jiye, yeh guroor karna aapke bass ki baat nahi
yeh kaam aap hum per chorr di jiye, aap koi aur kaam kar ke dekhiye to sahi....

larkon ki khasiyat unke chehre per nazar aati to hum dekhte he pehchaan jaate
arrey..pechaan kar kya karte jab larke he humse door jaane ka naam nahi lete???
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«Reply #130 on: September 12, 2006, 07:46:23 AM »
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ladkiyon ko  love  letter bhejna  ladko  ka farz hai
yahi  ladkon ka  ladkiyon per karj  hai tongue3
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«Reply #131 on: September 12, 2006, 04:36:58 PM »
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aap logon se he pooch ke dekh lein
ke wo mujhse mohabbat he kyun karte hein
aap apni taraf se chalaak ban rahe ho
regret nahi karta mohabbat karta hai humse jo  :D
agar itna he guroor hai apne aap per aapko...
..to kyun aate ho baar baar humare paas??
kyun nahi paate humse nijaat???
kyun laate ho roz gifts humare liye??
kyun behjtey ho bahane se kabhi love letter to kabhi valentines card??
itna guroor bhi ab acha nahi bhondu ji
iss guroor ne kis kis ki zindagi barbaad nahi ki??
ab aap bhi bass kar di jiye, yeh guroor karna aapke bass ki baat nahi
yeh kaam aap hum per chorr di jiye, aap koi aur kaam kar ke dekhiye to sahi....

larkon ki khasiyat unke chehre per nazar aati to hum dekhte he pehchaan jaate
arrey..pechaan kar kya karte jab larke he humse door jaane ka naam nahi lete???
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bahut badiya ambar ji...

aambar ko jo itna gumaan ho gaya hai.
isiliye bhondu pareshan ho gaya hai.
galti se kisi ne aap ke saath jo dekh liya tha
bas isiliye ye badnaam ho gaya hai.

yu ladkiyon ki fidrat nhi hai hum mein,
jo tu hi beech mein chor chale jaate hai.
kabhi maan liya tha jo dil se aapko aapna
bas isiliye aabhi tak saath nibhate hai.
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«Reply #132 on: September 14, 2006, 12:10:03 PM »
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ladkiyon ko  love  letter bhejna  ladko  ka farz hai
yahi  ladkon ka  ladkiyon per karj  hai tongue3

 Shocked yeh kya hai???
karz nahi hai idiot jaan bhooj ke tang karte ho, maafi maango  violent1
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«Reply #133 on: September 14, 2006, 12:12:40 PM »
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aap logon se he pooch ke dekh lein
ke wo mujhse mohabbat he kyun karte hein
aap apni taraf se chalaak ban rahe ho
regret nahi karta mohabbat karta hai humse jo  :D
agar itna he guroor hai apne aap per aapko...
..to kyun aate ho baar baar humare paas??
kyun nahi paate humse nijaat???
kyun laate ho roz gifts humare liye??
kyun behjtey ho bahane se kabhi love letter to kabhi valentines card??
itna guroor bhi ab acha nahi bhondu ji
iss guroor ne kis kis ki zindagi barbaad nahi ki??
ab aap bhi bass kar di jiye, yeh guroor karna aapke bass ki baat nahi
yeh kaam aap hum per chorr di jiye, aap koi aur kaam kar ke dekhiye to sahi....

larkon ki khasiyat unke chehre per nazar aati to hum dekhte he pehchaan jaate
arrey..pechaan kar kya karte jab larke he humse door jaane ka naam nahi lete???


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bahut badiya ambar ji...

aambar ko jo itna gumaan ho gaya hai.
isiliye bhondu pareshan ho gaya hai.
galti se kisi ne aap ke saath jo dekh liya tha
bas isiliye ye badnaam ho gaya hai.

yu ladkiyon ki fidrat nhi hai hum mein,
jo tu hi beech mein chor chale jaate hai.
kabhi maan liya tha jo dil se aapko aapna
bas isiliye aabhi tak saath nibhate hai.


bhondhu uncle yeh tareef ki hui hai aapne meri ya insult??? tshirt
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«Reply #134 on: September 15, 2006, 07:35:24 AM »
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ladkiyon ko  love  letter bhejna  ladko  ka farz hai
yahi  ladkon ka  ladkiyon per karj  hai tongue3

ladkon ki khaisyat mujhse behter kon jaane??
hein yeh thorre pagal lakin show karte hein yeh apni jhooti intelligence
bante hein yeh clever ladkiyon ke saamne
aik baat ko baar baar dohrayein ge...
...nahi darrte hum kisi se
lakin baar baar darr jaate hein humari post parh kar  :lol:
likhte hein yeh humein love letter marzi se apni...
...poocho to kahein ge, yeh farz thi humari...
arrey kuch to sharam kar lo
kuch to khayaal kar lo
baar baar insult karwate ho apni
phir bhi baar baar aate ho paas humare
KYA HUM ITNE ACHE HEIN  :wink:
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