ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai
inka dimagh bin painde ka lota hota hai,
ladko ke bheje main sada hua bhoosa bhrara hota hai,
fir bhi jane inko kiss baat ka gumaan hota hai,

apney pajamey mein nada daal nahi saktey hain,
aur kaargil mein ladney ka dawa kertey hain,
gher mein biwi ke ghulaam banker rahty hain,
aur bahar aker khud ko shahanshah bantey hain,
gher mein khoob pitayee khaatey hain,
aur bahar aker doosron ko peetney ki baat kertey hain,
arey ladko abb toh sudher jao,
apney bheje mein thodi sii toh akal lao................


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waheed_rose2004

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #1 on: May 11, 2005, 11:53:57 AM »

yeh aa gayee paagal khane se sabreena
kitna accha hoga jab jaan jayegi jeena........


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #2 on: May 11, 2005, 11:59:44 AM »

hi waheed...

aa gayi hai tumko theek kerney yeh sabreena,
ab waheed zara yahan per sambhel ker rahna,
tumsey toh hai purana hisaab chukana,
kahin jaker kisi bill mein na chup jana


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boskey jaff

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 12:00:26 PM »

wah wah!!!
kay baat hai sabreena tumne to sach likh diya isliye ladkoon ko kadwa lag raha hai

yeh ladke kabhi nahi sudharte kitna bhi samjhao
yeh ladke hote hain bewkoof kitna bhi apna bheja sadao


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waheed_rose2004

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #4 on: May 11, 2005, 12:05:47 PM »

hi sabreena,

tum kya mujhse hisaab karogi sabreeena
mujhse panga logi to ho jaayege muskil jeena..


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #5 on: May 11, 2005, 12:07:58 PM »

bahot bahot shukriya boskey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

or tumney sahi kaha apna bheja ham inko sudharney main kyun sadayein...

yeh toh pagal the pagal hi rahenge,
kal bhi gadhey the ajj bhi rahenge,
inko sudharney sey koi fayeda nahi,
yeh toh bigdey the bigdey hi rahenge.......


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boskey jaff

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #6 on: May 11, 2005, 12:08:28 PM »

ladkoon mein dimag nahi hota hai
inke bheje mein kachra bhara hota hai

ladko ko ladkiyoon ke peeche bhagne ka sadma laga hota hai
jiska maksad ladkiyoon ke peeche bhagna unhe patana hota hai


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waheed_rose2004

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #7 on: May 11, 2005, 12:17:15 PM »

yahan do ladkiyan badboo failayee hain
na jaane kahan se is jungle se aaye hain
khuda ne lagta hai galti se inko bana diya
kya jaroorat thi inki duniya mein aane ki........


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boskey jaff

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #8 on: May 11, 2005, 01:07:39 PM »

jangle se hum nahi jangle se tum aaye ho
asli jangli tum ki harkate to tumme hain

ladke to hote hain asli jangli
or ladkiyoon ko kehte hain jangli

sudhro nahi to jangli sherniyaan khaa jayeingi


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #9 on: May 11, 2005, 01:36:15 PM »

arey boskey bass itni sii taareef tum dekho abb...

yeh jangli ladke kabhi nahi sudhrenge
yeh badbodaar kadke kabhi nahi manenge

inke pass jo bhio jaye,
woh badbodaar ho jaye

waheed tum toh bevakoof ho,
kisi sadey hue began ke phool ho.

in ladko se door hi rehna achha hai,
her bevakoof in sab ka bachha hai,

aur kya tareef kerun inke baarey mein,
inn sab ka nark mein jana hi achha hai....

ajj kal toh kuch pata nahi hai inko ,
inke bheje main rakhsas ka bachhha hai/////


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waheed_rose2004

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #10 on: May 11, 2005, 04:17:52 PM »

duniya mein tum kyon aaye sabreena aur boskey jaff
duniya mein tum kyon aaye sabreena aur boskey jaff
kya tumhein narak mein nahi aata tha chain


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #11 on: May 11, 2005, 04:59:49 PM »

Waheed tum aapne dimaag ka ilaaz karao
ladkiya devi hoti hai unka aashirwaad lekar jao
ladkiyo ke bare mein galat baatein bolke unko gussa na dilao
pittna nahi chahte ho toh aapne ghar chup chap chale jao


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desikuri

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #12 on: May 11, 2005, 06:10:37 PM »

sahi kaha ladkiyon......

ladke hote hai bina kaam ke
yeh hote hai bina naam ke

inke paida hone ka nahin hai koi mahoorat
yeh pana chahte hai shauhrat

ya rab kab seekhenge yeh jeena
in jaisa nahin dekha hamne koi kameena

shakal hai inki jaise ho sada hua bandar
yeh hai ladkiyon ke under

marenge hum inko jooti
kismat hai inki footi

yeh hai ek number ke duffer
hum maante hai inko loffer

yeh kabhi nahin sudhrenge
inko hum zor zor se marenge

inko maar ke hum inki laash ko footpaath par faink denge
kutte bhi soongh kar chale jayenge
:twisted: :evil:


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fakharenaveed

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #13 on: May 11, 2005, 11:06:50 PM »

duniya mein tum kyon aaye sabreena aur boskey jaff
duniya mein tum kyon aaye sabreena aur boskey jaff

woh hain aye ladkoon ko ptane k liye


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thelostworld

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Re: ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #14 on: May 12, 2005, 06:55:05 AM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

sabreena pajamey nada dalne ke liye dimaag ki jarurt nahin hai ........tum kis liyee ho!! tongue3


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