ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

by sabreena on May 11, 2005, 11:47:38 AM
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«Reply #120 on: May 20, 2005, 05:11:04 AM »
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lolzzz.....all................................... ........................
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«Reply #121 on: May 20, 2005, 11:13:21 AM »
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arey ladko abb toh sudher jao,
apney bheje mein thodi sii toh akal lao................


Itihaash gawah hai kabhi jeeti nahi jang (war) lakdiyon nain..
sehra jeet ka hamesha ladkon ke hi sar raha raha.

talwar nahi, choori (bangles) hee acche lagti hai haathon mein tumhare,
choohe (mouse) ke muh se sher ko lalkaar acchi nahi lagti

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arey ladko abb toh sudher jao,
apney bheje mein thodi sii toh akal lao................


koi apne hi nazar se toh hume dekhega,
ek katray (particle) ko samandar nazar aayen kaise


shayad iss insaan ne itihaas hi nahi pada hai
issliye yeh bewdon jaisi baat ker raha hai
kitni hi aurton ne jang jeeker dikhaya hai
tab bhi iss itihaas ko manney se inkaar ker raha hai
ger ladkiyaan choori pahan sakti hai
fir woh talwaar bhi utha sakti hain
fir kyun yeh pagal insaan gadhon jaisi baatein ker raha hai..............


nazar nazar mein farq hota hai
koi gadha issey samajh paye akhir kaise.....................

samjhe gladiator..........
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«Reply #122 on: May 20, 2005, 11:16:21 AM »
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arey ladko abb toh sudher jao,
apney bheje mein thodi sii toh akal lao................


Itihaash gawah hai kabhi jeeti nahi jang (war) lakdiyon nain..
sehra jeet ka hamesha ladkon ke hi sar raha raha.

talwar nahi, choori (bangles) hee acche lagti hai haathon mein tumhare,
choohe (mouse) ke muh se sher ko lalkaar acchi nahi lagti

Quote from: "sabreena"

arey ladko abb toh sudher jao,
apney bheje mein thodi sii toh akal lao................


koi apne hi nazar se toh hume dekhega,
ek katray (particle) ko samandar nazar aayen kaise


shayad iss insaan ne itihaas hi nahi pada hai
issliye yeh bewdon jaisi baat ker raha hai
kitni hi aurton ne jang jeeker dikhaya hai
tab bhi iss itihaas ko manney se inkaar ker raha hai
ger ladkiyaan choori pahan sakti hai
fir woh talwaar bhi utha sakti hain
fir kyun yeh pagal insaan gadhon jaisi baatein ker raha hai..............


nazar nazar mein farq hota hai
koi gadha issey samajh paye akhir kaise.....................

samjhe gladiator..........


aacha  ji,....
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«Reply #123 on: May 20, 2005, 11:26:02 AM »
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haan ji................

app zara meri posta mein taang adana band kernege
apni yeh salahein zara kahin or jaker kahenge.............
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«Reply #124 on: May 20, 2005, 11:32:11 AM »
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khajoor sabreena, kya mera post karti hai,

marne ke baad kya tera post saath main leke jayegi, tere post main hum ladke shit karne aate hain, jada ghamand mat dikha
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«Reply #125 on: May 20, 2005, 11:39:23 AM »
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mujhe tumse baat nahi kerni samjhe tum
maine tumse pahle hi kah diya tha kya bhool gaye tum.........................
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«Reply #126 on: May 20, 2005, 11:52:23 AM »
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yeh  ladki  bahot  khatarnaak  lagti  hai
kisi  bhootni  ki  mama  dikhti  hai ...........
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«Reply #127 on: May 20, 2005, 12:01:59 PM »
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ya aalah kya bat kahi hai ,...

dil karta hai k tumhe kue me dhakka de du,....
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«Reply #128 on: May 20, 2005, 12:33:57 PM »
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mujhe tumse baat nahi kerni samjhe tum
maine tumse pahle hi kah diya tha kya bhool gaye tum.........................


mujhe bhi terese baat nahin karti,
teri besuri aawaz mujhe nahin sunani,

aur main tujhse baat nahin, typing karke apne khayal bata raha tha.
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«Reply #129 on: May 20, 2005, 02:46:34 PM »
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aye waheed...................
meri tareef kerney se pahle khud ka chehra toh dekh liya hota
apni ghatiya bakwaas kerney se pahle meri post ko toh dekh liya hota
kya maine tumharey barey mein kuch kaha hai
apni bakwaas advice dene se pahle yeh toh soch liya hota..................
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«Reply #130 on: May 20, 2005, 02:56:54 PM »
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or sadey hue kaddu ke chilke deva...............

apni typing ko mere liye istemaal kerne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai
apni buri sii batein mujhe bataney ki zaroorat nahi hai
main or sab yahan bahot khush hai
tumhe meri post mein apni ghisi piti post kerne kii zaroorat nahi hai......................

samjhe bin paro ke devdas.............
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«Reply #131 on: May 20, 2005, 04:08:43 PM »
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thek kaha sabreena sis

deva ki samjh mein kaha hai kuch aata
tabhi to jab se paro gayi hai yeh nahi hai nahata
itni baas aati hai ki pass jaane se maan hai ghabrata
khud ka chal chalan thek nahi per ladkiyon ko khari khoti hai sunata
oye bewde aapne sade hue haal ko thek kyu nahi karwata
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«Reply #132 on: May 20, 2005, 04:44:08 PM »
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tumne bhi bilkul mere muh ki baat cheen lii sis..........

isski akal pe hai kalla kawwa mandrata
isski bhes jaisi moti buddhi main kuch bhi nahi samata
issliye yeh kabhi nahaney bathroom nahi jata
or yahan per aker apni badboo hamein hai sunghata...............
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«Reply #133 on: May 20, 2005, 04:59:59 PM »
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tumne bhi bilkul mere muh ki baat cheen lii sis..........

isski akal pe hai kalla kawwa mandrata
isski bhes jaisi moti buddhi main kuch bhi nahi samata
issliye yeh kabhi nahaney bathroom nahi jata
or yahan per aker apni badboo hamein hai sunghata...............


ye to aachi bat nahi hai k koi bhi aaye or badboo sunghaye,...

devdas yaar sudhar jao bewree ho to kya hua tumhari bhi insult namm ki cheeZ hai koi ,...

koi bhi aata hai or tumhari tarif ar deta hai,......

ye aachibat nahi hai yaar,.....
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«Reply #134 on: May 20, 2005, 06:26:38 PM »
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Maana ki yaha aake sabko badboo sunghata hai
per yeh deva brush karke kyu nahi aata hai
itna sunn ne ke baad bhi mu utha ke yaha chala aata hai

teri tarif mein aur kya kahon
jitna bhi kahon uthna kam hai
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