ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai -Panna 10:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Devdas_online

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«Reply #135 on: May 21, 2005, 04:49:40 AM »

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Quote from: "sabreena"

tumne bhi bilkul mere muh ki baat cheen lii sis..........

isski akal pe hai kalla kawwa mandrata
isski bhes jaisi moti buddhi main kuch bhi nahi samata
issliye yeh kabhi nahaney bathroom nahi jata
or yahan per aker apni badboo hamein hai sunghata...............

ye to aachi bat nahi hai k koi bhi aaye or badboo sunghaye,...

devdas yaar sudhar jao bewree ho to kya hua tumhari bhi insult namm ki cheeZ hai koi ,...

koi bhi aata hai or tumhari tarif ar deta hai,......

ye aachibat nahi hai yaar,.....

dekh tushar,

jinki khud ki izzat nahin, woh meri ka ijaat uchalenge,
jinhen apne ghar ka nain pata, woh mujhe apne ghar ka raasta kaise dikhayenge,
jo khud jooton ka haar pehente hain, mujhe kya phoolon ka haar pehnayenge


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meranaamrahul

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #136 on: May 22, 2005, 07:58:07 AM »

arre sabrina kya tumhe kuch kaam nahi hai ye jo baatein tumne kahi hai ye bilkul sahi nahi hai such to ye hai tum ladkiyaan ladko se jalti ho ,unke kareeb aane ko machalti ho par jab wo paas nahi aate to ye tedi medi baatein karti ho


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tushar_4u_im

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #137 on: May 22, 2005, 05:15:09 PM »

Quote from: "meranaamrahul"

oye jalne ki bat na ker yaha yaha per tere jalne ki bass aati hai,..

mat cher sabreena ko papp hoga,......

aa gaye jo ladne to tu jalkar rakh hoga,.....


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Devdas_online

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #138 on: May 23, 2005, 08:55:36 AM »

abey tushar,

ladkiyon ke bhade ke tattu, tujhe ladkiyon ke kitne mein kharida hai,
maine to suna hai, tera jaisa kayar fokat mein bikta hai


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the_gladiator

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Re: ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #139 on: May 23, 2005, 03:04:12 PM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

shayad iss insaan ne itihaas hi nahi pada hai
issliye yeh bewdon jaisi baat ker raha hai
kitni hi aurton ne jang jeeker dikhaya hai
tab bhi iss itihaas ko manney se inkaar ker raha hai
ger ladkiyaan choori pahan sakti hai
fir woh talwaar bhi utha sakti hain
fir kyun yeh pagal insaan gadhon jaisi baatein ker raha hai..............

nazar nazar mein farq hota hai
koi gadha issey samajh paye akhir kaise.....................
samjhe gladiator..........

baat niklegi toh waazib hai ki door talak jayegi...
woh itihaash hume bhi toh parao jahan ladkiyon ne baazi maari hai,
humne toh yahi suna hai aksar ki hai yeh abla naari hai.

na saahash hai tummne na akak hai thori,
har ghar mein kalah, ashanti tum ladkiyon ne hi kar chori.
hua mahabarat ka war ek aurat ki hi khatir,
par batao ki mahabharat mein koi lakdi kya ladi thi?

gadhi bhi nahi keh sakta tumko, yeh gadhi ki hi toheen hogi


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the_gladiator

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #140 on: May 23, 2005, 03:08:25 PM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

abey tushar,

ladkiyon ke bhade ke tattu, tujhe ladkiyon ke kitne mein kharida hai,
maine to suna hai, tera jaisa kayar fokat mein bikta hai

sahi kehte ho devdas....
ladkiyon ka masiha hai tushar,
ladkiyon ka fikrjuzaar hai tushar,
lakdiyon ka madadgaar hai tushar,
arre ladka hi nahi, saari lakdiyon ka bhai hai tushar..... :lol:


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ishaan

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #141 on: May 23, 2005, 04:05:42 PM »

lagta hai tushar koi ladki hi hai
jo ladke ke bhes mei ayee hai
agar aisa nahi hai to tushar ko
kisi ladki se mohobbat ho gayee hai...

kyu be tushar ..... kis laundhi pe tera dil aa gaya hai ki tu sidha ladkiyon ko support karr raha hai?

sabreena, namkeen, meena etc etc etc......kitni bandariyan hai yaha.....mujhe to ladkiyan dikhti hi nahi....isse kaha se dikh gayee yaar....sabhi darawni bandariyan hi to hai


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #142 on: May 23, 2005, 05:25:05 PM »

abey bin painde ke lotey isshaan

ger koi ladka achha hai,toh tum jaise lofer unhe bigaad dete hain
ger koi insaan shareef hai,toh tum jaise badmaash use chor bana dete ho.....................

or haan zaroor tujhe kabhi koi ladki nahi mili hogi
zaroor tuney kisi banderiya se hi shaadi ki hogi
issliye tujhe yeh nahi pata ki yahan per sirf insaan aatey hain
tumney aaney se pahle khud shakal nahi dekhi hogi................

or haan ishaan i m serious now zara word sambhalker use kiya kero yeh bdhhey word apney pass rakho samjhe................


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sachin_9810******

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #143 on: May 23, 2005, 05:37:53 PM »

arre yaar pehle tu hilna band kar mera chakra gaya hai sir
ja or jake apna huliya theek kar warna bach-che jayenge dar

mat samajh apne aap ko hoor ya apsara
tere jaisa cartoon nahin hai duniya main doosra


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #144 on: May 23, 2005, 05:45:02 PM »

hmm..............sachin jii sorry sorry i mean pagal sachin

pahle apna yeh nakli naam badal jaker
fir apni yeh nakli sher ki pic ko kahin fek jaker
uske baad kisi clinic per apna check-up kera jaker
tujhe kisi ladki ko dekhker itne chakker kyun aatey hain akhir......................

na main koi apsara hoon ,na main koi bachhi hun
iss nakli shaer kii pic se toh main zyada kahin achhi hun...........................


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #145 on: May 23, 2005, 05:46:50 PM »

Ishaan yeh kaisa hai naam
na teri koi shaan na koi pechaan
tu Yo-India per hai kuch dino ka mehmaan
hamare samne jhyada na chalo aapni zuban
nahi to band kardenge tumhari shayari ki dukaan
fir tum ho jaoge heyraan pareshaan


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #146 on: May 23, 2005, 05:52:15 PM »

ishaan apney gher ke hain sabse bade dadjaan
issliyehamesha rehtey hain yeh bahot pareshaan
kyunki inki chalti nahi hai shayri ki koi bhi dukaan
issliye nilaam ho gaya hai kiraye ka inka makaan
faltu main hamse panga liye jaa rahy hain yeh sookhey se pahalwaan
bachha zyada nahi boltey verna tumko kha jayega tumharey jaisa hi koi shaitaan........................


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suave

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #147 on: May 23, 2005, 05:53:15 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

iss se har ladka yahan ka pareshaan hai
ye mujhey lagti nahi insaan hai.....
kyuinki insaaniyet se ye anjaan hai.....
aab malik iska sirf woh bhagwaan hai....


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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #148 on: May 23, 2005, 05:58:23 PM »

sabreena sis aise na darao bacche ko ho jayega jukaam
isske paas naak saaf karne ka nahi hai samaan
yeh hogaya hai belagaam
jhyada bak bak ki to isska kardenge kaam tamaam......


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #149 on: May 23, 2005, 05:59:59 PM »

iiski in baaton se tu kyun pareshaan hai
kya tu bhi kisi gande naale ka qaderdaan hai
shayad tu kisi khander ka koodeydaan hai
issliye tu sis ki baaton se itna hairaan hai................


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