ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai -Panna 16:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Ghazal

Guest

«Reply #225 on: June 25, 2005, 08:30:38 AM »

ladkiyo ko kya saabk sikhoge tum
khut to tameez sikho pahe
samjh rahy ho hud ko bohot bade hero
ye galt fahmi tumko kab say hai
beena demaag key zeero
ladkiya ager badmaash hai
too tum kon sey sharef ho
naa aayi ho baat samjh mein to mat chalaya karo apni aaql
kyuki aql woo chelate hai jiineke pass hoti hai aaql


	Logged

Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
	Kabhiya nahi khana ka main tum sa pyar nahi karta (personal) by muneeb in Shayri for Khumar -e- Ishq
	...nahi hota.... by roshni246 in Shayri for Khumar -e- Ishq
	Hosiyaar ladko,na huwe to marne ko taiyar ladko by redwhitegang in Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)
	waqt-e-mushkil main koi apna nahi hota by nazar ghouri in Shayri for Dard -e- Judai
	Main Nahi Maanta,Mohabbat Ke Liye Ek Din Khaas Hota Hai!!! by khwahish in Shayri for Khumar -e- Ishq « 1 2 All »

Devdas_online

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #226 on: June 25, 2005, 08:50:14 AM »

ladkiyon ko sirf ghunghat mein sharmana aata hai,
jab hum log out haun, tabhi reply dena aata hai,
jab log in haun to inka pata nahin hota hai,
aur teri akal to ghutne mein hai,
aur woh bhi kisi kaam ki nahin hai


	Logged

boskey jaff

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #227 on: June 25, 2005, 09:12:57 AM »

ladko ko hai kuch nahi aata
unko hai bas ladna bhata

unaka hai dimag bhadda
unme hota koi nahi accha !!!


	Logged

Devdas_online

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #228 on: June 25, 2005, 09:15:05 AM »

agar kuch accha nahin hai to bura bhi nahin hai,
yeh baat shayad tumko abhi samajh aa chuki hai


	Logged

boskey jaff

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #229 on: June 25, 2005, 09:26:09 AM »

what a bakvaas!!!

jab shayri nahi aati to banate kyoon ho
bina sar per ki baate likhte kyoon ho

tum ladke khud to nasamjh ho
or humein samjha rahe ho!!!


	Logged

Devdas_online

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #230 on: June 25, 2005, 09:28:56 AM »

Quote from: "boskey jaff"

what a bakvaas!!!

jab shayri nahi aati to banate kyoon ho
bina sar per ki baate likhte kyoon ho

tum ladke khud to nasamjh ho
or humein samjha rahe ho!!!

shayari samajhne ke liye khud ek shayar hona jaruri hai,
agar kisi insaan ko samajhna hai to khud ek insaan hona jaruri hai


	Logged

shakeel_saif

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #231 on: June 25, 2005, 09:30:16 AM »

tum kya samjh baithe ho
kya soonch rakha hai apne aap ko

nikaal denge tumhara ghuroor
ho jao ke chur chur


	Logged

Devdas_online

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #232 on: June 25, 2005, 09:31:36 AM »

apni badsurati pe gurur karti hain,
jab ki ek cockroach se darr jaati hain,
phir ladkon ko maarne ki baat karti hain


	Logged

shakeel_saif

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #233 on: June 25, 2005, 09:34:30 AM »

aye boskey
tu dimaag se hai kya khiski
hum larkon se na le panga
warna karva denge hum danga


	Logged

Devdas_online

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #234 on: June 25, 2005, 09:38:54 AM »

tum ladkiyon ka hai andaaz wahi purana,
tumse apna boot polish karvana
tumko baarish mein bhi nahin nahana


	Logged

sabreena

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #235 on: June 25, 2005, 11:52:28 AM »

arey oo deva

tujh jaise langoor ko yaahan ana mana hai
tu bhains ke gober se poora sana hai......................

ham kya hain tu abhi kya pata
tu khud toh hai lapata
bevakoofon jaisi post hai kerta
or khud hai langoor samjhta...................


	Logged

sabreena

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #236 on: June 25, 2005, 12:01:15 PM »

abey donkey shakeel

tu na ker apni bander jaise shakal per itna naaz
verna khachher bana dungi tujhe ain ajjj....................


	Logged

rohit30002

Guest

Re: ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #237 on: June 25, 2005, 12:05:03 PM »

Quote from: "sabreena"

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai
inka dimagh bin painde ka lota hota hai,
ladko ke bheje main sada hua bhoosa bhrara hota hai,
fir bhi jane inko kiss baat ka gumaan hota hai,

apney pajamey mein nada daal nahi saktey hain,
aur kaargil mein ladney ka dawa kertey hain,
gher mein biwi ke ghulaam banker rahty hain,
aur bahar aker khud ko shahanshah bantey hain,
gher mein khoob pitayee khaatey hain,
aur bahar aker doosron ko peetney ki baat kertey hain,
arey ladko abb toh sudher jao,
apney bheje mein thodi sii toh akal lao................

:lol: sabreena kuch likhne se pahle aap apne dimaag ka ilaj karaiye kyonkii pahle aapne kaha kii dimag nahi hota phir kaha kii inka dimaag bin painde ka lota hai phir kaha kii inke bheje mein bhoosa bhara hua hai matlab aap baar baar apne sir mein dimaag na hone kii baat hume bata rahi hai ab batana band bhi kijiye kyonkii hume pata chal chuka hai kii khud aap mein hi dimaag nahi hai......... :D


	Logged

sabreena

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #238 on: June 25, 2005, 02:55:54 PM »

shut upppppp rohit raat ke bhoot.........

pahle toh tum shayri ke andaaz mein likhna seekh lo samjhe fir dusron ko kehna orr ab tumne sabit bhi ker diya hai kii ladkon mein yaqeenan dimaagh nahi hota hai samjhe.................................

ladkon mein dimaagh nahi hota hai
uss khaali dimaagh mein sirf bhoosa bhara hota hai
issliye rohit roz rota hai
apne ladke hone per dukhi hota hai..................


	Logged

sabreena

Guest

ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #239 on: June 25, 2005, 03:01:43 PM »

sabreena ker degi mushkil her ladke ka jeena
pad jayega usse roz mujhse maafi maangna
her harqat per hamesha padega unko pachtana
kyunki aa gaya hai hamara zamana......................


	Logged

Pages: 1 ... 12 13 14 15 [16] 17 18 19 20 ... 56

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Shayri ( Poetry ) or Shayari > Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari) > Topic: ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai