ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

by sabreena on May 11, 2005, 11:47:38 AM
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«Reply #270 on: July 05, 2005, 05:50:46 PM »
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desi ko choo bhi nahin sakta tu
choone se pehle kar denge tumko shoo

din mein khawaab dekhna chod de
yan tere sir par hum sharaab ki bottle fod de..........
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«Reply #271 on: July 05, 2005, 05:51:48 PM »
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are meri maa tujhe nahin bola, tu kis angle se ladki dikhti hai,
jab tu chalti hai to teri chaal mujhe bandariya jaisi dikhti hai :wink:



bandar hoga tu
woh bhi bahut bada, lambe lambe balon wala
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:


Desikuri Gussa itna hota nahi Achha
Devdas kha jaayega tumhe Kachha :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


abhe "nafrat_husn" tu kyon kar raha hai deva ki chamcha giri
kyon akkal hai tumhari itni firi :twisted:
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«Reply #272 on: July 06, 2005, 02:45:13 AM »
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are meri maa tujhe nahin bola, tu kis angle se ladki dikhti hai,
jab tu chalti hai to teri chaal mujhe bandariya jaisi dikhti hai :wink:



bandar hoga tu
woh bhi bahut bada, lambe lambe balon wala
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:


Desikuri Gussa itna hota nahi Achha
Devdas kha jaayega tumhe Kachha :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


abhe "nafrat_husn" tu kyon kar raha hai deva ki chamcha giri
kyon akkal hai tumhari itni firi :twisted:


Akal meri nahi teri hai firi
Lagta hai aaj tu muh ke bal giri
teri akal wahin kahin hai giri
ab tu fir rahi hai gali gali
Samji akal ki kamjor Gobhikali
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«Reply #273 on: July 06, 2005, 05:06:39 AM »
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are meri maa tujhe nahin bola, tu kis angle se ladki dikhti hai,
jab tu chalti hai to teri chaal mujhe bandariya jaisi dikhti hai :wink:



bandar hoga tu
woh bhi bahut bada, lambe lambe balon wala
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:


aankhen dikhati hai, inhi aankhon ko nikaalkar apni shirt pe button ki tarah lagaunga,
phir us shirt ke upar garam garam press lagaunga
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«Reply #274 on: July 06, 2005, 11:07:33 AM »
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arey tum ladke ho saari musibat kii jadd
bhaag jao verna khatam kerdoongi tum sab ki akkad
nahi maaney ger apni lofergiri se
toh le jayegi tum sabko sabreena ki police team pakkad ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

shu shu shu saary chorr ladke orr lofer ladke ghayab ho jao yahan se sab hi lofer ho ghayab ho jao...............
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«Reply #275 on: July 06, 2005, 11:12:51 AM »
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arey tum ladke ho saari musibat kii jadd
bhaag jao verna khatam kerdoongi tum sab ki akkad
nahi maaney ger apni lofergiri se
toh le jayegi tum sabko sabreena ki police team pakkad ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

shu shu shu saary chorr ladke orr lofer ladke ghayab ho jao yahan se sab hi lofer ho ghayab ho jao...............


Hum chale gaye to tum akele kya karogi
Tumhe pareshaan karne me aata hai maja
Sayad hum ko jhelna yahi hai tumhari saja
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«Reply #276 on: July 06, 2005, 11:15:24 AM »
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abey nafrat ke kabil jangli jaanwer.........

yeh nafrate hai bahot bada jangli jaanwer
issko fekna padega mujhe kisi gandey gatter ke ander
dikhta hai bilkul jaise ho koi bhaingaa bander
zyada bak bak mat kiya ker nafrat ke kabil bhi nahi bachega sadey hue machher...............
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«Reply #277 on: July 06, 2005, 11:22:16 AM »
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orr iss yoindia ke saary gandey ladkon......

khud ko na itna smart samjha kero
jooty ho tum sirf jooty mein raha kero
tum na kabhi insaan bann paogey
janwer thy tum janwer ho raha kero
shareeb tum sab kabhi ban nahi sakty
badmaash thy badmaash hi raha kero
apni lofergiri se kabhi baaz nahi aoogy
kabhi toh apni inn harqaton se baaz aa jaya kero..................
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«Reply #278 on: July 06, 2005, 11:22:29 AM »
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arey tum ladke ho saari musibat kii jadd
bhaag jao verna khatam kerdoongi tum sab ki akkad
nahi maaney ger apni lofergiri se
toh le jayegi tum sabko sabreena ki police team pakkad ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

shu shu shu saary chorr ladke orr lofer ladke ghayab ho jao yahan se sab hi lofer ho ghayab ho jao...............


jaise kal jail ke kaidi ki dress pehni thi, aaj police ki pehni hai,
isliye woh churayi hui dress aap par asar kar rahi hai
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«Reply #279 on: July 06, 2005, 11:27:52 AM »
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tum apni inn bakwaas baaton ko apny tak hi raha kero
bin paro ke deva ho bin paro ke hi raha kero
apni khaali bheje ko zyada mat chalaya kero
orr baar baar mere topic mein ghuspethiyon kii tarhaan na aya kero...................
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«Reply #280 on: July 06, 2005, 11:38:26 AM »
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yeh ladke khud ke hi dushman hoty hain
ladkiyon ke chakker mein ladty-jhagadty hain
yeh ladke jaany khud kya samjhty hain
issliye baichary her ladki ke haathon pitty hain..................
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«Reply #281 on: July 06, 2005, 11:44:41 AM »
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yeh ladke khud ke hi dushman hoty hain
ladkiyon ke chakker mein ladty-jhagadty hain
yeh ladke jaany khud kya samjhty hain
issliye baichary her ladki ke haathon pitty hain..................


Ho Ho Ho ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ladke nahi tum larkiya marti ho hum par
Ladke to tumhe Bhaw bhi nahi dete
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«Reply #282 on: July 06, 2005, 11:54:56 AM »
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tere jaise lofer ke bhaw kisi ko nahi chahiye
tu nafrat ke kabil bhi nahi hai
tere jaise langoor kaa saath kisi ko nahi chaiye.....

orr zyada mat hasa ker heart-attack pad jayega.
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«Reply #283 on: July 06, 2005, 11:58:19 AM »
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tum apni inn bakwaas baaton ko apny tak hi raha kero
bin paro ke deva ho bin paro ke hi raha kero
apni khaali bheje ko zyada mat chalaya kero
orr baar baar mere topic mein ghuspethiyon kii tarhaan na aya kero...................


main aapko baahar jaane ka raaste dikhane ke liye, aapke topic ke andar aata hoon,
aapki yahan koi jarurat nahin hai, sirf itna batane ke liye aata hoon
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«Reply #284 on: July 06, 2005, 12:00:30 PM »
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shayad khud deva pagal ho gaya hai
issliye mere tpic ko apna samajh raha hai
abey bahar toh tujhe jana hi padega
ger rehna hai yaahan per toh
mujhse haath jodker,naak ragadker maaffi mangna hi padega.................
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