ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

by sabreena on May 11, 2005, 11:47:38 AM

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Devdas_online

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«Reply #345 on: July 09, 2005, 05:30:10 AM »

main tujhe haath lagakar apne haath nahin gande karna chahta,
main tujhse baat karke apna mooh ganda nahin karna chahta

tujh jaisi chuhi ko koi billi bhi na khaye,
khaye bhi to uske liye zehar ban jaaye


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desikuri

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #346 on: July 09, 2005, 02:08:26 PM »

haath lagane se pehle tujhe maar doongi
tere gale mein jootion ka haar daal doongi

tujhe kya koi kutta khayega
tujhe khate waqt kutta bhi sharmayega


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tushar_4u_im

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #347 on: July 09, 2005, 02:21:46 PM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

haath lagane se pehle tujhe maar doongi
tere gale mein jootion ka haar daal doongi

tujhe kya koi kutta khayega
tujhe khate waqt kutta bhi sharmayega

oye devdass tujhe aabhi bhi sharam nahi aayi,...
jaker le aa jaldi se do botel,....

aaj khawange hum murgi yani desi kuri,...

bahut dino k badd aayi hai yaha kahi phir na bhag jaye ja jaldi se le aaa 2 bottle,........


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alone_star13155

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #348 on: July 09, 2005, 02:50:14 PM »

arery q marte ho in zalleeem hasinao per
arey zara gaurse socnho inke uper
inse to ache woh kale mote bhaisss hoti hain
jo kamse kam roz 5 ya 10 li doodh to deti hain
met lago inke moo ko inse nazer uthao
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,aur kisi aur janwer per nazer bithao


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alone_star13155

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #349 on: July 09, 2005, 02:54:12 PM »

jabse aaai ho tum meri kismet me
khud ko to bhula hi diya sath me apne kismet ko bhi diya .yehna mile to mile janem
khuda ke waste uper to met milna
mujhe chorne ke bad kisi aur naye ko na chilna


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Devdas_online

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #350 on: July 11, 2005, 05:34:18 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

haath lagane se pehle tujhe maar doongi
tere gale mein jootion ka haar daal doongi

tujhe kya koi kutta khayega
tujhe khate waqt kutta bhi sharmayega

haar pehnane ke liye tujhe mere bahut kareeb aana padega,
aur mujhe apna naak apne haathon se band karna padega
[bahut badbudaar hai tu]


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desikuri

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #351 on: July 11, 2005, 09:16:55 AM »

tujhe to haar faink kar pehnayenge
fir tujhe gande paani se nehlayenge
aur tujhe khoob sara gobar khilayenge

samjhe langooooooooor


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #352 on: July 11, 2005, 04:09:53 PM »

sahi kaha kuriii

deva ho chuka hai aisa pagal,jaise kisi well mein medak fadfadata ho,
nafrate ho gaya hai crack ,jaise koi langoor gana gata ho
inn dono kii jodi hai bemisaal,lagtey hain jasie marey hue kuttey kii sadii hui khaal............................................ ...........................

samjhe dono langoorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..


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boskey jaff

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #353 on: July 11, 2005, 04:17:03 PM »

badboo to ladkoon mein aati hai
inke badboo se saari ladkiyoon ki jaan nikal jaati
badboo ka bhandar lekar ghoomte hain

or ladkiyoon se kehte hain unke paas se badboo aati hai..............nahi kabhi nahi


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sabreena

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #354 on: July 11, 2005, 04:26:07 PM »

ho jao tum sadey hue langoor ladke khabardaar
ab chala gaya woh zamana,jab kabhi thy tum sab sardaar,
abb padenge tum per hamary waar pe waar
khaani padei tum sabki hamse bahot saari maar
abb ham tum jaise gaddaron ko denge yahin per sudhaar....................kyun kudiyon ho jao tum bhi tayyarrr.......


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Devdas_online

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #355 on: July 12, 2005, 05:26:04 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

tujhe to haar faink kar pehnayenge
fir tujhe gande paani se nehlayenge
aur tujhe khoob sara gobar khilayenge

samjhe langooooooooor

jaise pichli baar haar tune upar ki aur feka tha,
aur woh tere hi gale mein pad gaya tha

is baar bhi aisa hoga...


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desikuri

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #356 on: July 12, 2005, 08:13:36 AM »

na na deva bhai
aisa nahin hai

haar to tujhe hi pehnayenge
fir tujhe gadhe par baithayenge
aur tujhe gadhe ki lidd khilayenge


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #357 on: July 12, 2005, 12:02:09 PM »

wah kitna sahi kaha kudi :thumb:

deva tujhe hum sudharenge
badi maar tujhe marenge
ik din tera sar hum jhukayenge
janwaar se insaan tujhe hum hi banayenge


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Devdas_online

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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #358 on: July 13, 2005, 05:36:34 AM »

Desi,

haar pehnane ke liye, jooton wala haar apne haathon se uthayegi,
jooton ke neeche jo gobar laga hoga usase apne haathon pe mehandi ki tarah lagayegi


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ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

«Reply #359 on: July 13, 2005, 05:41:31 AM »

dufferiya,

jaanwar hona saja nahin hai,
ladki hona sabse badi saja hai,

main tujhe ladki hi rehne doonga,
jaanwar banakar tujhpe ehsaan nahin karoonga