ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

by sabreena on May 11, 2005, 11:47:38 AM
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«Reply #390 on: July 14, 2005, 10:02:28 AM »
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tere chehre se jalta nahi hoo main,
q ki ur chehra khud hi jala hua hai,.................
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«Reply #391 on: July 14, 2005, 10:07:58 AM »
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deva,,,,

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«Reply #392 on: July 14, 2005, 10:10:20 AM »
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oye pandit...........

pandit apna chahra kisi ko dikha nahi sakta hai
kyunki uske chehre per hamesha ke liye grehan lag chuka hai,

tere chehre per hain bahot sarey chicken-pox
zyada bak-bak toh ghusa dungi tujhe main in the kachry ke box.........................
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«Reply #393 on: July 14, 2005, 10:11:23 AM »
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sabree...........
itni q jallad ho gayee ho.
kutto aur suuar ki baat kaha se aagaye.....................................
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«Reply #394 on: July 14, 2005, 10:16:13 AM »
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yeh app ke donkey dost deva ki meherbani se aa gayi
issliye unki aisi baaton se main bhi aisi baaton per aa gayi............................................. ................................

and for ur information jallad toh tumhara naam hai hamein ye pata hai toh tum apna naam baar baar chillaa kyun rahy ho pandit....jallaaaaaad.....
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«Reply #395 on: July 14, 2005, 10:19:25 AM »
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pandit jii app deva jii ko samjha dijiye
nahi toh unhe bahar ka raasta dimkha dijiye
nahi many woh apki baat
toh unko apni thodi sii akal udhaar de dijiye.......
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«Reply #396 on: July 14, 2005, 10:23:36 AM »
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sabree...........ji.........
aap samajhyenge to jaldi samjhega.....................................
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«Reply #397 on: July 14, 2005, 10:32:14 AM »
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ger mujhe jaanwaron kii bhaasha aati
toh main apko samjhany ko kyun kehti..........

never mind it........
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«Reply #398 on: July 14, 2005, 10:33:56 AM »
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achha pandit jii orr deva jii ab ham chalty hain
fir aye toh zaroor mulaqaat hogi
khuda nay chaha toh mukka laat bhi hogi.............
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«Reply #399 on: July 14, 2005, 11:18:52 AM »
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achha pandit jii orr deva jii ab ham chalty hain
fir aye toh zaroor mulaqaat hogi
khuda nay chaha toh mukka laat bhi hogi.............



mukka laat to tujhe hum jarur maarenge kyonki laaton ke bhoot, baaton se nahin maante,
tu aise sudharne wali nahin hum tumhen bahot pehle se jaante
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«Reply #400 on: July 14, 2005, 11:47:44 AM »
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Desi,

haar pehnane ke liye, jooton wala haar apne haathon se uthayegi,
jooton ke neeche jo gobar laga hoga usase apne haathon pe mehandi ki tarah lagayegi


deva

jooton ke neeche laga hua gobar tere chehre par lagayenge
tujhe zor zor se marenge
aur fir tere peeche pagal nr 1 ka board chipkayenge :twisted:


gobar mere mooh pe lagane ke liye tu pehle use apne haathon se uthayegi,
phir namak mirchi lagakar use maze se khayegi,
saath mein apni yoindia ki saheliyon ko bulayegi,
aur tum ladkiyan gobar party manaogi

aur tere peeche pagal no. 1 lagane ka board lagane ki jarurat nahin hai,
pagal ko pagal sabit karne ki mujhe koi jarurat nahin hai



gobare to tere mooh par lagayenge
tu chahe to usmein thoda lal rang bhi mila denge

mere saath meri yoindia ki saheliyan bhi ayengi
tujhe sara mazaa chakhayengi

tu pagal hai aur pagal hi rahega
yeh naam lekar tu seedha narak mein jayega
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«Reply #401 on: July 14, 2005, 12:24:23 PM »
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Desi,

haar pehnane ke liye, jooton wala haar apne haathon se uthayegi,
jooton ke neeche jo gobar laga hoga usase apne haathon pe mehandi ki tarah lagayegi


deva

jooton ke neeche laga hua gobar tere chehre par lagayenge
tujhe zor zor se marenge
aur fir tere peeche pagal nr 1 ka board chipkayenge :twisted:


gobar mere mooh pe lagane ke liye tu pehle use apne haathon se uthayegi,
phir namak mirchi lagakar use maze se khayegi,
saath mein apni yoindia ki saheliyon ko bulayegi,
aur tum ladkiyan gobar party manaogi

aur tere peeche pagal no. 1 lagane ka board lagane ki jarurat nahin hai,
pagal ko pagal sabit karne ki mujhe koi jarurat nahin hai



gobare to tere mooh par lagayenge
tu chahe to usmein thoda lal rang bhi mila denge

mere saath meri yoindia ki saheliyan bhi ayengi
tujhe sara mazaa chakhayengi

tu pagal hai aur pagal hi rahega
yeh naam lekar tu seedha narak mein jayega


gobar tujhe apne haathon se uthana padega,
mere mooh ganda karne se pehle tujhe apna haath ganda karna padega
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«Reply #402 on: July 14, 2005, 06:01:00 PM »
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@Sabreena & Devdas_online

You both are now going beyond sensible way. Kindly reconsider  your posting and don't ruin Yoindia's beauty.
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«Reply #403 on: July 14, 2005, 07:53:08 PM »
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yaaro aise na lado
kahin yeh post lock na ho jaye
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«Reply #404 on: July 15, 2005, 11:11:42 AM »
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yeh log ladte rahenge
fir yahan maze nahin ayenge
aur hum sab udhaas ho jayenge
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