ladko main dimagh nahi hota hai

by sabreena on May 11, 2005, 11:47:38 AM
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«Reply #675 on: September 06, 2005, 05:50:51 AM »
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Come straight to the point......... Sabreena say lekay desikuri donoan nay Hum (boys) kay baaray main bohut mazaak karliyaa......... Zaroor iskay peechay badhee baat hogee...........,.

Zaroor Kuch Bewakoof kaam kiya hoga..... jiski sajaa milraheen hogeee....
Main jaantaa hoon ki tum loag bewakoof ho................... khud tho naach nahin sakhtheee..... nachnay vaalay gudiyaan say khel raheen ho....... zaroor bachhay ho


apku janny mein bhi anjaanpan kii sadi hui badboo aati hai
har insaan kii aisi umer apny waqt per hamesha aati hai
gudiya se khelna ham ladkiyon ka hi shuak hota hai
kya koi ladki dragon se khelti nazar aati hai.......................................

nachna ek kala hai jo taporii ghalat nazariye de dekhty hain
khud naach nahi paaty hain patang udanay ko dance kehty hain..................................
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«Reply #676 on: September 06, 2005, 05:52:21 AM »
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Desi Kuri....... tu badee kur kuree/.............................


kur kurey khany ke paise nahi hai toh desi ko kur kuree samajh rahy ho
abey  robin bacchy abhi naye ho,kyun hamse panga le rahy ho........................................
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«Reply #677 on: September 06, 2005, 05:56:56 AM »
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ladke akkal ke kache
abhi tak hai yeh bache
uda denge hum inke chakke


ladkiyan akal ki kachii
mere agge ho tum bacchi..
na lo pange humse..
ban jaaoo acchi bacchi tongue3


pehly khud ko sudharo tum tapori
kahin orr jakey bheek mano leke katori

nahi fasegi yahan per tumse koi chokri
sambhalo apni kam akal ko tokri

panga hamse tumme mein lene ka dam nahi hai
ham ladkiyaan hai kisi taup se kam nahi hai

raakshas ko bachha kehker bachhon ka naam kharaab nahi kerna chahti
iss bewakoof king se baat kerke apna waqt zaya nahi kerna chahti......................................
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«Reply #678 on: September 06, 2005, 06:00:25 AM »
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kaam kero apny verna katwa dengy tere saary baal....
kaam kero apny verna katwa dengy tere saary baal.....

KAAM HI TOE KARNE AYAA HAI..
TUMHARI RAIL BANANE AAYA HAI..



jaib mein 25 paise nahi hai rail banwayega
yeh yahan per khud apni kabr khodker usmein lait jayega
ham kya hai bacchy ko thody din mein samajh aa jayega
fir yeh hamse panga lene kabhi nahi ayega........................
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«Reply #679 on: September 06, 2005, 06:10:02 AM »
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tum chitiyon ki rail to 5 paise mein banti hai,
aur tum jaisi chudelon ki kabar nahin hoti hai,
woh to hawa mein bhatakti rehti hain

aur yoindiaking aur rohan ko kya baccha bolti hai,
bacchi to tu hai jo chhote bacchon ki doodh ki bottle churakar unka doodh peeti hai
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«Reply #680 on: September 06, 2005, 06:18:52 AM »
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abey deva kyun apni shaamat ko dawat deta rehta hai
haar chuka hai hamse fir bhi rota rehta hai
ab tere din gaye bachhy
fir bhi yahan jitny kii aas mein baitha rehta hai..........

hamse kabhi jeet nahi paoogy..............
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«Reply #681 on: September 06, 2005, 06:40:47 AM »
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hum yahan time pass karne aate hain, harane ya jeetne nahin,
jeetna hai to apne man ko jeeto, gambling mein nahin
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«Reply #682 on: September 06, 2005, 06:48:33 AM »
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abey pagal hai kya

time pass kerna hai toh kahin khilony kii dukaan per kar
yaa yahan per kisi ko maar ya khud kahin doob mar..................................

funny section mein bura lag gaya bachhy ko kya....................
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«Reply #683 on: September 06, 2005, 06:54:50 AM »
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hum ladkiyon ko khilona hi samajhte hain,
dil bhar jaata hai to tod ke fek dete hain
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«Reply #684 on: September 06, 2005, 07:09:04 AM »
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ham ladko ko mitti ka dhair samjhty hain
jab mann ata hai laat marker bikhair dete hain........................
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«Reply #685 on: September 06, 2005, 09:04:53 AM »
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sahi kaha sabreena

ladke hote hi mitti ka dhair hai
jo fook maar kar gir jaate hai
aur fir yeh gutter mein paate hai
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«Reply #686 on: September 06, 2005, 09:46:13 AM »
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ham ladko ko mitti ka dhair samjhty hain
jab mann ata hai laat marker bikhair dete hain........................


are tu mar ke ek din mitti ka dher hi banegi,
aur tujhe hawa uda ke kisi gutter mein fek degi
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«Reply #687 on: September 06, 2005, 10:30:21 AM »
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mitti mein toh tu bhi milega
mujhy tajmahal orr tujhy gatter mein kona milaga.....................................
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«Reply #688 on: September 06, 2005, 10:33:28 AM »
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agar koi apna naam shahrukh khan rakh le to woh shahrukh khan nahin ban jaata,
agar tu apne gutter ko tajmahal kahe to woh gutter tajmahal nahin ban jaata
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«Reply #689 on: September 06, 2005, 11:00:46 AM »
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ager koi bhikari shayari kery woh shayar nahi ban jata
ager koi devdas naam rakhle toh woh real deva nahi ban jata

abey hatele naam change ker..............
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