***leave the mess***

by Sonu on May 18, 2006, 06:29:38 AM
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«Reply #1 on: May 19, 2006, 11:53:53 AM »
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yahan  kya  sabhi  ko  karna  hai
kyon  kisi  ko  kuch  khabar karna   hai ....
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«Reply #2 on: May 19, 2006, 10:18:49 PM »
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haan kerni to ha kahber
per phone dead hai
imp bat likhni thi
per pen mey seha-hi kam hai
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«Reply #3 on: May 22, 2006, 07:31:13 PM »
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lollzzzzzzzzzzz

phone ki  bill  bharo  phpne chaloon  ho jayega
tring  tring  phir  se  yeh  chillayega
baat  jo  likhni  thi  woh  muh  se  kahdo
pen  mein  syahi koi  nahi  laayega :lol:
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«Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 05:35:28 AM »
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:lol:

phone ka bil bahara tha per phone churi hu gaya
tring tirng chilayaa tha per humey bell band ker deya tha
tumko bataney vali vo bat nahi keo ki muh mey humarey jaban nahi
pen mey syahi koi nahi layga to keya huma hum pen naya mangva leyngey
ju jayda kharcha huya to khud hi dukan per chaley jangey

 
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phone ki  bill  bharo  phpne chaloon  ho jayega
tring  tring  phir  se  yeh  chillayega
baat  jo  likhni  thi  woh  muh  se  kahdo
pen  mein  syahi koi  nahi  laayeg a :lol:
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«Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 10:21:48 AM »
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hahahaa.........   bill  bhari  thi  faad  ke  fek  di  thi :wink:

chalo  pehle naya  phone  le  aana
lekin  mera paisa  lauta purana lauta  dena
new  phone  mein  hello tunes  bolegi
poore  mohalle  waale  tumhein  miss call karenge..
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«Reply #6 on: May 24, 2006, 06:06:09 AM »
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porey muhaley ka humney theyka nahi ley rakha hia
mohaley walo ney phone ker ker key bil bedha deya tha
jib meyney tum ko bil deya to tumney muh chupa leya tha
tumney khaa bil kha sey do jab mey peysa koi nahi tha
sab tumney apni gf per kharach ker dala tha
jub ahye meyri bari to kahli jabe dikha rha tha




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hahahaa.........   bill  bhari  thi  faad  ke  fek  di  thi :wink:

chalo  pehle naya  phone  le  aana
lekin  mera paisa  lauta purana lauta  dena
new  phone  mein  hello tunes  bolegi
poore  mohalle  waale  tumhein  miss call karenge..
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«Reply #7 on: May 24, 2006, 07:40:45 AM »
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DuMbOoOoOzZzZ.....apas mein hi lage raho ge kyaaa?Huh?
chalo koi baat nahi lage raho :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 09:36:52 AM »
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lollzzzzzzzzzz    maine  kab  kharch  ki  apni  gf  per....  :lol:

chalo  ab  bahane banana  bund  karo
pehle  apne  mobile ka bill  bharo  
jyada paise lekar aap  chal  nahi sakti
pehle mere acount apna paisa transfer karo  :lol:

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porey muhaley ka humney theyka nahi ley rakha hia
mohaley walo ney phone ker ker key bil bedha deya tha
jib meyney tum ko bil deya to tumney muh chupa leya tha
tumney khaa bil kha sey do jab mey peysa koi nahi tha
sab tumney apni gf per kharach ker dala tha
jub ahye meyri bari to kahli jabe dikha rha tha




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hahahaa.........   bill  bhari  thi  faad  ke  fek  di  thi :wink:

chalo  pehle naya  phone  le  aana
lekin  mera paisa  lauta purana lauta  dena
new  phone  mein  hello tunes  bolegi
poore  mohalle  waale  tumhein  miss call karenge..
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«Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 03:55:30 AM »
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Ambar ji apka bhi yea per sawaget hia... arey pitney key leya to humbhi shair hia chalo ah jow mehfil mey jo bhi damboo huga pit jayga... :lol:  :lol: ... apko acha lega shukriyaa...


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DuMbOoOoOzZzZ.....apas mein hi lage raho ge kyaaa?Huh?
chalo koi baat nahi lage raho :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 04:01:47 AM »
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mujh sab peta hai tumney apni jf per sab peysey kharach ker deyahia or ab tumahri jabe khali hu gaye hai to ab tum meyrey pass ahey hu peysey mangney keo... ketni bar kha tha apni gf per sara kharch nahi kro mager tum to apna robe bena rahey they na key jeysey tum kesi rahies jadey key ladkey ho ab jub vo chud gayee or tumhey kangal ker gayee hai or tumahri maa ney tumhey jutey mar ker bhar nikal deya hai to peta lega hai key peysey kes kam ahtey hai or ketni mushkil sey baney jatey hai samjhey chaped ganju.l..


mobile on kervakey keya kerna hia mujhey
bina phone lagey hi bil ahya hai
jub meyney pucha telephone department mey
to vo boley advance mey bhijvaya hai
jub sari jach ki humney to peta lega yea bil tumney jaan bujh ke bijvaya hai
meyney jub statment check ki to sab number tumahri gf key hi paya hai.

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lollzzzzzzzzzz    maine  kab  kharch  ki  apni  gf  per....  :lol:

chalo  ab  bahane banana  bund  karo
pehle  apne  mobile ka bill  bharo  
jyada paise lekar aap  chal  nahi sakti
pehle mere acount apna paisa transfer karo  :lol:

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porey muhaley ka humney theyka nahi ley rakha hia
mohaley walo ney phone ker ker key bil bedha deya tha
jib meyney tum ko bil deya to tumney muh chupa leya tha
tumney khaa bil kha sey do jab mey peysa koi nahi tha
sab tumney apni gf per kharach ker dala tha
jub ahye meyri bari to kahli jabe dikha rha tha




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hahahaa.........   bill  bhari  thi  faad  ke  fek  di  thi :wink:

chalo  pehle naya  phone  le  aana
lekin  mera paisa  lauta purana lauta  dena
new  phone  mein  hello tunes  bolegi
poore  mohalle  waale  tumhein  miss call karenge..
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«Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 05:35:41 PM »
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hahahaa..............yeh  chapad  ganju kaun  hai :lol:   aap  ka  padosi hai kya tongue3  aur maine apne  paise  gf  per  nahi kiya  tongue3  .....main  to  rayees  ka  beta  to jaroor  hoon..... tongue3  paise waali  search kar  raha hoon......


aap  ke bill mein  meri  gf ka koi  number nahi hai
shayad aap ke paas  aap ka chasma nahi hai
jara dekho  saari  call  kisi  aur  ne  kiya
maine  to aap ke mobile se  sirf miss call  hi kya tongue3

mujhe  to  ismein  koi  raaj  nazar aa raha hai
aap  ne  lagta gprs  use kiya hai
acchi tones aap ne apne mobile download kiya hai
isi  liye company  waalon  ne itna jyada bill  diay hai  :lol:  


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mujh sab peta hai tumney apni jf per sab peysey kharach ker deyahia or ab tumahri jabe khali hu gaye hai to ab tum meyrey pass ahey hu peysey mangney keo... ketni bar kha tha apni gf per sara kharch nahi kro mager tum to apna robe bena rahey they na key jeysey tum kesi rahies jadey key ladkey ho ab jub vo chud gayee or tumhey kangal ker gayee hai or tumahri maa ney tumhey jutey mar ker bhar nikal deya hai to peta lega hai key peysey kes kam ahtey hai or ketni mushkil sey baney jatey hai samjhey chaped ganju.l..


mobile on kervakey keya kerna hia mujhey
bina phone lagey hi bil ahya hai
jub meyney pucha telephone department mey
to vo boley advance mey bhijvaya hai
jub sari jach ki humney to peta lega yea bil tumney jaan bujh ke bijvaya hai
meyney jub statment check ki to sab number tumahri gf key hi paya hai.

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lollzzzzzzzzzz    maine  kab  kharch  ki  apni  gf  per....  :lol:

chalo  ab  bahane banana  bund  karo
pehle  apne  mobile ka bill  bharo  
jyada paise lekar aap  chal  nahi sakti
pehle mere acount apna paisa transfer karo  :lol:

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porey muhaley ka humney theyka nahi ley rakha hia
mohaley walo ney phone ker ker key bil bedha deya tha
jib meyney tum ko bil deya to tumney muh chupa leya tha
tumney khaa bil kha sey do jab mey peysa koi nahi tha
sab tumney apni gf per kharach ker dala tha
jub ahye meyri bari to kahli jabe dikha rha tha




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hahahaa.........   bill  bhari  thi  faad  ke  fek  di  thi :wink:

chalo  pehle naya  phone  le  aana
lekin  mera paisa  lauta purana lauta  dena
new  phone  mein  hello tunes  bolegi
poore  mohalle  waale  tumhein  miss call karenge..
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«Reply #12 on: May 25, 2006, 08:51:20 PM »
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Ambar ji apka bhi yea per sawaget hia... arey pitney key leya to humbhi shair hia chalo ah jow mehfil mey jo bhi damboo huga pit jayga... :lol:  :lol: ... apko acha lega shukriyaa...


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DuMbOoOoOzZzZ.....apas mein hi lage raho ge kyaaa?Huh?
chalo koi baat nahi lage raho :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

sonu uncle...
thankyou for ur offer but im alright thnx..iss medaan mein aane ke liye mere paas himmat nahi hai...already bohat saare medaanon mein hoon jiski bohat tension lagi hui hai...anywayzz take care...and good luck in ur medaan :D
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«Reply #13 on: May 26, 2006, 06:15:19 PM »
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Amber  Aunty  ki  ek  taang tooti  hai kya........jara koi  bataye tongue3
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«Reply #14 on: May 28, 2006, 06:23:43 AM »
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babo nice... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: reply hai acha likha hia...




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hahahaa..............yeh  chapad  ganju kaun  hai :lol:   aap  ka  padosi hai kya tongue3  aur maine apne  paise  gf  per  nahi kiya  tongue3  .....main  to  rayees  ka  beta  to jaroor  hoon..... tongue3  paise waali  search kar  raha hoon......


aap  ke bill mein  meri  gf ka koi  number nahi hai
shayad aap ke paas  aap ka chasma nahi hai
jara dekho  saari  call  kisi  aur  ne  kiya
maine  to aap ke mobile se  sirf miss call  hi kya tongue3

mujhe  to  ismein  koi  raaj  nazar aa raha hai
aap  ne  lagta gprs  use kiya hai
acchi tones aap ne apne mobile download kiya hai
isi  liye company  waalon  ne itna jyada bill  diay hai  :lol:  


Quote from: "Sonu"
mujh sab peta hai tumney apni jf per sab peysey kharach ker deyahia or ab tumahri jabe khali hu gaye hai to ab tum meyrey pass ahey hu peysey mangney keo... ketni bar kha tha apni gf per sara kharch nahi kro mager tum to apna robe bena rahey they na key jeysey tum kesi rahies jadey key ladkey ho ab jub vo chud gayee or tumhey kangal ker gayee hai or tumahri maa ney tumhey jutey mar ker bhar nikal deya hai to peta lega hai key peysey kes kam ahtey hai or ketni mushkil sey baney jatey hai samjhey chaped ganju.l..


mobile on kervakey keya kerna hia mujhey
bina phone lagey hi bil ahya hai
jub meyney pucha telephone department mey
to vo boley advance mey bhijvaya hai
jub sari jach ki humney to peta lega yea bil tumney jaan bujh ke bijvaya hai
meyney jub statment check ki to sab number tumahri gf key hi paya hai.

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lollzzzzzzzzzz    maine  kab  kharch  ki  apni  gf  per....  :lol:

chalo  ab  bahane banana  bund  karo
pehle  apne  mobile ka bill  bharo  
jyada paise lekar aap  chal  nahi sakti
pehle mere acount apna paisa transfer karo  :lol:

Quote from: "Sonu"



porey muhaley ka humney theyka nahi ley rakha hia
mohaley walo ney phone ker ker key bil bedha deya tha
jib meyney tum ko bil deya to tumney muh chupa leya tha
tumney khaa bil kha sey do jab mey peysa koi nahi tha
sab tumney apni gf per kharach ker dala tha
jub ahye meyri bari to kahli jabe dikha rha tha




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hahahaa.........   bill  bhari  thi  faad  ke  fek  di  thi :wink:

chalo  pehle naya  phone  le  aana
lekin  mera paisa  lauta purana lauta  dena
new  phone  mein  hello tunes  bolegi
poore  mohalle  waale  tumhein  miss call karenge..
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