hahahaa..............yeh chapad ganju kaun hai :lol: aap ka padosi hai kya
aur maine apne paise gf per nahi kiya
.....main to rayees ka beta to jaroor hoon.....
paise waali search kar raha hoon......
aap ke bill mein meri gf ka koi number nahi hai
shayad aap ke paas aap ka chasma nahi hai
jara dekho saari call kisi aur ne kiya
maine to aap ke mobile se sirf miss call hi kya
mujhe to ismein koi raaj nazar aa raha hai
aap ne lagta gprs use kiya hai
acchi tones aap ne apne mobile download kiya hai
isi liye company waalon ne itna jyada bill diay hai :lol:
mujh sab peta hai tumney apni jf per sab peysey kharach ker deyahia or ab tumahri jabe khali hu gaye hai to ab tum meyrey pass ahey hu peysey mangney keo... ketni bar kha tha apni gf per sara kharch nahi kro mager tum to apna robe bena rahey they na key jeysey tum kesi rahies jadey key ladkey ho ab jub vo chud gayee or tumhey kangal ker gayee hai or tumahri maa ney tumhey jutey mar ker bhar nikal deya hai to peta lega hai key peysey kes kam ahtey hai or ketni mushkil sey baney jatey hai samjhey chaped ganju.l..
mobile on kervakey keya kerna hia mujhey
bina phone lagey hi bil ahya hai
jub meyney pucha telephone department mey
to vo boley advance mey bhijvaya hai
jub sari jach ki humney to peta lega yea bil tumney jaan bujh ke bijvaya hai
meyney jub statment check ki to sab number tumahri gf key hi paya hai.
lollzzzzzzzzzz maine kab kharch ki apni gf per.... :lol:
chalo ab bahane banana bund karo
pehle apne mobile ka bill bharo
jyada paise lekar aap chal nahi sakti
pehle mere acount apna paisa transfer karo :lol:
porey muhaley ka humney theyka nahi ley rakha hia
mohaley walo ney phone ker ker key bil bedha deya tha
jib meyney tum ko bil deya to tumney muh chupa leya tha
tumney khaa bil kha sey do jab mey peysa koi nahi tha
sab tumney apni gf per kharach ker dala tha
jub ahye meyri bari to kahli jabe dikha rha tha
hahahaa......... bill bhari thi faad ke fek di thi :wink:
chalo pehle naya phone le aana
lekin mera paisa lauta purana lauta dena
new phone mein hello tunes bolegi
poore mohalle waale tumhein miss call karenge..