Maayke "Khwaish"

by khwaish on March 17, 2012, 11:52:20 AM
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Aaj Yuhi Subeh Chaai Peete-Peete Humare Mrs ne Kaha Ke "Mujhe Chutiyon Par Ek Mahine Ke Liye Maayke Jaana Hai"
Kya Main Jaau?? ...Aur Maine Kaha..Ji Zaroor..Aur Yuhi Muskuraate Hue Maine Phir Kaha.."haaye Naa Jaane..Woh Tanhai ke Din Kaise beetenge
...Itna Kehte Hi..Jawaab Aaya.."Phir Shuroo Yeh Filmy Dialouges"..Bas Iss Kisse Ke baad Mann Ho Aaya Kuch Iss Visheh
Par Bhi Likha Jaaye..Woh Ek Time Jab Schools Ki Chutiyan nazdeek Hoti Hai Aur Sabko Apne Maayke Jaana Hota Hai..
Iss Visheh ke Saath-Saath Kuch Aur Bhi Mazahiya Baatein Hai Miyan-Biwi ki...



Chaliye Aaj Hum Aap Sab ko Ek kissa Sunate Hai...!!!!!!
Biwi Puche Shohar Se "Ke Aap Hume Aakhir Kitna Chahte Hai"

Shohar Kahe Apni Biwi Se Ke Chand Taaron Ki Kasam!!!!!
Aap Kahe To Hum Mar Jaaye,Aap par To Hum Apni Jaan Lutaate Hai

Biwi Kahe Sirf Yuh Kaha Mat Karo , Kabhi Karke Bhi Dikhaao....!!!!!!!
Shohar Ke Paseene Chuute, Woh Biwi Ke in Baaton Se Ghabrate Hai

Biwi Puche "Kya Main Katrina Kaif Se Bhi  Zyada Khoobsurat Hoon??
Shohar Kahe..Ji Bikul.."Aap Humari Biwi Ho,Hum To Iss baat Par Itrate Hai

Biwi Ne Kaha Agar main EK Mahine Ke Liye  Maike Jaau To Aap Kya Karoge???
Shohar Kahe Tum Kya jaano,  Hum To AansuoN  ke Dariya bahate Hai

Biwi Puche,"Par Suuna Hai ke Aap Doston ke Saath Bahut Gumte Phirte Ho..!!!"
Shohar kahe Yeh Sab Jhoot Hai,Hum To Gham Chupane ke liye Thoda sa Muskurate Hai

Biwi Kahe Agar Mere Jane Se Aapko Itna Gham hai To Hum Ab Maayke Naa Jayenge..
Shohar Kahe.."Naa..Naaaa..Kabhi Aisa Na Kehna, Yeh Reet To Sabhi Nibhaate Hai

Biwi Kahe par Aapko Meri kasam Hai, Meri Yaad Mein  Suust Naa Rehna..!!!
Shohar kahe...Har Din Har Lamha Tumhe  Yaad Kar Hum Apne Din Bitaate Hai

Biwi Kahe.."Ufff Itni Mohabbattttt"..Ab To Hum Aapke Saath Hi Rahenge...!!!!!!
Shohar Badi-Badi Baatein kehkar, Phir Baad Mein Pachtaate Hai...
                                                                DOH DOH DOH


                                    ~~~~~Khwaish~~~~~
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«Reply #1 on: March 17, 2012, 12:05:52 PM »
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Quote from: khwaish on March 17, 2012, 11:52:20 AM
Aaj Yuhi Subeh Chaai Peete-Peete Humare Mrs ne Kaha Ke "Mujhe Chutiyon Par Ek Mahine Ke Liye Maayke Jaana Hai"
Kya Main Jaau?? ...Aur Maine Kaha..Ji Zaroor..Aur Yuhi Muskuraate Hue Maine Phir Kaha.."haaye Naa Jaane..Woh Tanhai ke Din Kaise beetenge
...Itna Kehte Hi..Jawaab Aaya.."Phir Shuroo Yeh Filmy Dialouges"..Bas Iss Kisse Ke baad Mann Ho Aaya Kuch Iss Visheh
Par Bhi Likha Jaaye..Woh Ek Time Jab Schools Ki Chutiyan nazdeek Hoti Hai Aur Sabko Apne Maayke Jaana Hota Hai..
Iss Visheh ke Saath-Saath Kuch Aur Bhi Mazahiya Baatein Hai Miyan-Biwi ki...



Chaliye Aaj Hum Aap Sab ko Ek kissa Sunate Hai...!!!!!!
Biwi Puche Shohar Se "Ke Aap Hume Aakhir Kitna Chahte Hai"

Shohar Kahe Apni Biwi Se Ke Chand Taaron Ki Kasam!!!!!
Aap Kahe To Hum Mar Jaaye,Aap par To Hum Apni Jaan Lutaate Hai

Biwi Kahe Sirf Yuh Kaha Mat Karo , Kabhi Karke Bhi Dikhaao....!!!!!!!
Shohar Ke Paseene Chuute, Woh Biwi Ke in Baaton Se Ghabrate Hai

Biwi Puche "Kya Main Katrina Kaif Se Bhi  Zyada Khoobsurat Hoon??
Shohar Kahe..Ji Bikul.."Aap Humari Biwi Ho,Hum To Iss baat Par Itrate Hai

Biwi Ne Kaha Agar main EK Mahine Ke Liye  Maike Jaau To Aap Kya Karoge???
Shohar Kahe Tum Kya jaano,  Hum To AansuoN  ke Dariya bahate Hai

Biwi Puche,"Par Suuna Hai ke Aap Doston ke Saath Bahut Gumte Phirte Ho..!!!"
Shohar kahe Yeh Sab Jhoot Hai,Hum To Gham Chupane ke liye Thoda sa Muskurate Hai

Biwi Kahe Agar Mere Jane Se Aapko Itna Gham hai To Hum Ab Maayke Naa Jayenge..
Shohar Kahe.."Naa..Naaaa..Kabhi Aisa Na Kehna, Yeh Reet To Sabhi Nibhaate Hai

Biwi Kahe par Aapko Meri kasam Hai, Meri Yaad Mein  Suust Naa Rehna..!!!
Shohar kahe...Har Din Har Lamha Tumhe  Yaad Kar Hum Apne Din Bitaate Hai

Biwi Kahe.."Ufff Itni Mohabbattttt"..Ab To Hum Aapke Saath Hi Rahenge...!!!!!!
Shohar Badi-Badi Baatein kehkar, Phir Baad Mein Pachtaate Hai... DOH DOH DOH


                                    ~~~~~Khwaish~~~~~


Vaah vaah khwaish ji

aapne to pet phaadne ka poora intejaam kar diya..haste haste aankh me ansoo..majedaar likha hai aapne..
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«Reply #2 on: March 17, 2012, 12:32:47 PM »
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khwaish ji aaj ye nayaa rang mubarak ho
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«Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 12:40:13 PM »
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Quote from: khwaish on March 17, 2012, 11:52:20 AM
Aaj Yuhi Subeh Chaai Peete-Peete Humare Mrs ne Kaha Ke "Mujhe Chutiyon Par Ek Mahine Ke Liye Maayke Jaana Hai"
Kya Main Jaau?? ...Aur Maine Kaha..Ji Zaroor..Aur Yuhi Muskuraate Hue Maine Phir Kaha.."haaye Naa Jaane..Woh Tanhai ke Din Kaise beetenge
...Itna Kehte Hi..Jawaab Aaya.."Phir Shuroo Yeh Filmy Dialouges"..Bas Iss Kisse Ke baad Mann Ho Aaya Kuch Iss Visheh
Par Bhi Likha Jaaye..Woh Ek Time Jab Schools Ki Chutiyan nazdeek Hoti Hai Aur Sabko Apne Maayke Jaana Hota Hai..
Iss Visheh ke Saath-Saath Kuch Aur Bhi Mazahiya Baatein Hai Miyan-Biwi ki...



Chaliye Aaj Hum Aap Sab ko Ek kissa Sunate Hai...!!!!!!
Biwi Puche Shohar Se "Ke Aap Hume Aakhir Kitna Chahte Hai"

Shohar Kahe Apni Biwi Se Ke Chand Taaron Ki Kasam!!!!!
Aap Kahe To Hum Mar Jaaye,Aap par To Hum Apni Jaan Lutaate Hai

Biwi Kahe Sirf Yuh Kaha Mat Karo , Kabhi Karke Bhi Dikhaao....!!!!!!!
Shohar Ke Paseene Chuute, Woh Biwi Ke in Baaton Se Ghabrate Hai

Biwi Puche "Kya Main Katrina Kaif Se Bhi  Zyada Khoobsurat Hoon??
Shohar Kahe..Ji Bikul.."Aap Humari Biwi Ho,Hum To Iss baat Par Itrate Hai

Biwi Ne Kaha Agar main EK Mahine Ke Liye  Maike Jaau To Aap Kya Karoge???
Shohar Kahe Tum Kya jaano,  Hum To AansuoN  ke Dariya bahate Hai

Biwi Puche,"Par Suuna Hai ke Aap Doston ke Saath Bahut Gumte Phirte Ho..!!!"
Shohar kahe Yeh Sab Jhoot Hai,Hum To Gham Chupane ke liye Thoda sa Muskurate Hai

Biwi Kahe Agar Mere Jane Se Aapko Itna Gham hai To Hum Ab Maayke Naa Jayenge..
Shohar Kahe.."Naa..Naaaa..Kabhi Aisa Na Kehna, Yeh Reet To Sabhi Nibhaate Hai

Biwi Kahe par Aapko Meri kasam Hai, Meri Yaad Mein  Suust Naa Rehna..!!!
Shohar kahe...Har Din Har Lamha Tumhe  Yaad Kar Hum Apne Din Bitaate Hai

Biwi Kahe.."Ufff Itni Mohabbattttt"..Ab To Hum Aapke Saath Hi Rahenge...!!!!!!
Shohar Badi-Badi Baatein kehkar, Phir Baad Mein Pachtaate Hai... DOH DOH DOH


                                    ~~~~~Khwaish~~~~~


mujhe pata hai pata hai khoob jaanti hoon mardon ko.

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«Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 12:54:59 PM »
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«Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 01:35:41 PM »
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hahaha--
kisi ne sach kaha hai
filmy dilogs real life me nhi aazmana chahie tongue3

wese khwaish ji
aapke mazahiya post dhamaal machate hain Usual Smile

behad khoob sachi kalaam par dili daad aur mubarakbad kubul karen

khus rahen
muskurate rahen
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«Reply #6 on: March 17, 2012, 01:45:03 PM »
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Wah Kya baat hai janaab..aapki iss peshkash ne to humein khoob hasne ka mauka diya..real life zindagi ke kisse ko is tarah lafzo mein utarna asan nahi..woh bhi mazahiya tareeke se.bahut ache.. Akhil Ahmed From sharjah
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«Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 02:15:53 PM »
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Quote from: mkv on March 17, 2012, 12:05:52 PM
Vaah vaah khwaish ji

aapne to pet phaadne ka poora intejaam kar diya..haste haste aankh me ansoo..majedaar likha hai aapne..
piasa vasool.. Applause Laughing hard Laughing hard Giggle Giggle


Hahahaha...Sabse Zyaada Khushi iss Baat Ki hai Mukesh Ji Ke Iss Kalaam Ne Aapko Jee Bhar Ke Hasaya..Mujhe AUr Kya Chahiye...Aapne Pichle Kalaamo Mein Kaha Tha Ke Maine Aaapko Rulaya Aur Aaj Aapne Kaha Ke Maine Aapko Hasaya..Yehi chaahta Tha Main.. Aap Haste Raha Karo Zindagi Bhar..

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«Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 02:16:28 PM »
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Quote from: sksaini4 on March 17, 2012, 12:32:47 PM
khwaish ji aaj ye nayaa rang mubarak ho

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«Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 02:21:52 PM »
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hahahaha...bahut khoob khwaishji...badiya!!
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«Reply #10 on: March 17, 2012, 03:23:31 PM »
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Akhri line, bahaut hasa gayi hume..
Dost, mazakhiya mood main, apne zindagi ki sachayion ko,
badi asani se pesh kar diya..Nazm parrte parrte, main hasa nahin,
balke mehsoos kar raha tha kay ek biwi kya mayne rakhti hai apne
pati kay liye..
Bahaut bahaut bahaut khoob likha hai apne..
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Khush rahiye..!
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«Reply #11 on: March 17, 2012, 04:02:33 PM »
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Ha!ha!ha!ha!
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Aapka bhi jawab nahin, khwaish ji.
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«Reply #12 on: March 17, 2012, 06:21:43 PM »
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bahut bahut bahut bahut bahut bahut bahut majjjjjeeeeeeedaaaaaarrrrrrrr....... Usual Smile

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«Reply #13 on: March 17, 2012, 07:03:56 PM »
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Waah!!
Bahut acche bhai ji...
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Pdhte pdhte mujhe b kuch yaad aa gya hai so sunaye de rhi hoon...
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""Goya shikayat khuda se ye bibiyo.n ko hai,
kisi ko jaeeif to kisi ko jawa nhi milta...
Kisi k aankh nhi
kisi k daant nhi..
Yahaan kisi ko mukammal miya nhi milta...
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«Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 06:26:28 AM »
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