main hon yahan -Panna 27:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #390 on: June 22, 2005, 12:39:39 PM »

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Agar mera mental break down ho gaya to tu kyon aansu baha rahi hai,
Aakhir yeh sab karke tu duniya ko kya kehna cha rahi hai

stupid woh to khushi ke aansu hain
dhook ke aansu nahi hain

mujhe kisi ko kuch sabit nahi karna
per tujhe ik din mere hathon hai marna
deva ek kaam to karna
aapna mu jhyada na kholna

tu har waqt roti rehti hai phir khushi ke aansu kaise nikle,
tu ek bikhari hai phir teri jeb se gold ke sikke kaise nikle
[chori kiye honge]


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #391 on: June 22, 2005, 12:47:09 PM »

deva re deva tum kabhi acchi post kyu nahi likhte
accha likhne se itna kyu ho ghabrate

rote aur ladte tum ho
aur ilzaam dete humne ho


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #392 on: June 22, 2005, 12:50:43 PM »

jis din mein accha insaan banunga, acchi post bhi likh doonga,
jis din tum ladkiyan kuch kar ke dikhaogi, tumhari tareef bhi kar doonga

dufferiya meri bahut acchi aur pyari dost hai....meri kisi baat ka bura nahin maanti....yahan se log out hote hi, meri kahi hui baaton ko all out kar deti hai[bhool jaati hai]...dufferiya meri bahut acchi aur pyari dost hai


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nafrate_husn

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«Reply #393 on: June 22, 2005, 12:55:18 PM »

Deva re deva ki ho gaya tussi

Duffer e yaar bolta hai ...
Wo to hai poori dayan
sambhak ke mere dost
lagta hai kar daala jaadu dayan ne
ab hum kaise maje lenge deva se


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«Reply #394 on: June 22, 2005, 12:58:41 PM »

nafrate_husnji
surat ko saal mein ek baar grahan lag jaata hai,
yeh devdas bhi kabhi kabhi jhooth bol deta hai


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #395 on: June 22, 2005, 01:10:17 PM »

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tum kabhi acche janwar nahi ban sake insaan kya banoge
janwar hoke bhi kuch accha nahi kiya tum bina tareef sune hi jeeyoge

deva tum mere sab se acche dost ho..... itna ladte hain hum fir bhi dosti kayam hai aapni...... dosti hamesha aisi hi bani rahe yehi bhagwan se kahungi..... ladne mein maza aata hai aur dosti nibhane mein usse jhyada maza aata hai...... deva tum bade acche dost ho


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«Reply #396 on: June 22, 2005, 01:12:51 PM »

Quote from: "nafrate_husn"

Deva re deva ki ho gaya tussi

Duffer e yaar bolta hai ...
Wo to hai poori dayan
sambhak ke mere dost
lagta hai kar daala jaadu dayan ne
ab hum kaise maje lenge deva se

naf tumhe paida hua abhi kuch din hi hue
fir bhi meindak ki tarhe kyu uchal rahe ho
tumhari baaton ka koi aser nahi hai
jhooti baaten koi sunta nahi hai
sacchi baat tum jaisa meindak karta nahi hai


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«Reply #397 on: June 22, 2005, 01:19:31 PM »

nafrateji bhale hi yoindia mein naya hai,
tum ladkiyon ke liye naya nahin hai

isne bahut saari dayanon ko seedha kiya hai,
tum pe bhi apni kala ajmaane aaya hai


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«Reply #398 on: June 22, 2005, 01:24:59 PM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

nafrateji bhale hi yoindia mein naya hai,
tum ladkiyon ke liye naya nahin hai

isne bahut saari dayanon ko seedha kiya hai,
tum pe bhi apni kala ajmaane aaya hai

yeh kya kala ajmayega
badi maar khayega
fir kala ajmana bholjayega
chup chap jahan se aaya hai wahi chala jayega
faltu mein panga lene ka khyal bhi nahi aayega


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desikuri

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«Reply #399 on: July 30, 2005, 11:03:35 AM »

sahi kaha tumne sis

ladko ko panga lene mein mazaa ata hai
fir yeh hamse laat khata hai
aur jahan se aya hai wahin chala jata hai


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pandit

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«Reply #400 on: July 30, 2005, 11:06:30 AM »

wah desi kitna galat farmaya hai........
lagta hai u ko kuch maaloom hi nahi hai...............


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desikuri

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«Reply #401 on: July 30, 2005, 11:08:30 AM »

yeh lo pandit uncle bhi aa gye
saare yoindians ko khaa gye


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pandit

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«Reply #402 on: July 30, 2005, 11:17:20 AM »

aapka nanga naaah to saari yoindia dekh rahi hai,
kya kare koi aap jo itna accha naach rahi hai........


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sabreena

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«Reply #403 on: July 30, 2005, 12:23:44 PM »

pandit jii

apne alfaazon ko wapas le lijiye
werna desi sis se abhi maafi maangiye...................


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«Reply #404 on: July 30, 2005, 01:31:09 PM »

Quote from: "Princess21"

main hun yahan tu hain kahan
main hun yahan tu hain kahan
waheed ki shadi ho gayee hai...
woh hai abb apni beewi ka gulam..or woh jaye ga bach ke kahan...hahaha

princess tumhare hote hue waheed ne shadi ker li,..........

princess tumhare hote hue waheed ne shadi ker li,..........

lagta hai usne apni aaj barbadi ker li,.......


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