Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

@Kaash

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Bahut emotinal kiya phir bhi ladki pata nahi paaya
majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

intrnet pe mili na jaanaa na suna
ladke ne ladki samajhke aunty ko mehbuba apni chuna

aunty aur bhi ladkon ko jamke bevkoof banaati thi
yahan mr. majnu ki jaan pe ban aayi thi
latke jhatkedaar baaten aunty ki sunke lot-pot rahta tha
masti use aur bhi ladkon ke saath karte dekh angdayi-e-yauvan samajhta tha
dheere dheere ladke se aunty paise mangaane lagi
kabhi mobile top-up to kabhi naya mobile hi mangaane lagi
apne paypal account me ladke se khoob paise dalwaati
badle me use phone par thoda mmpuchh mmpuchh kar deti
ladka baanwra ban baitha tha ladki roopi aunty ke maayajaal me
padh nahi paata jabki tha graduation ke apne aakhiri saal me
emotional hokar bhi emmotional karke bhi usne dimaagh ke saare ghode khol daale
lekin milne ki baat jab bhi ki ladki(aunty) ne haan me na lab khole

ek din pitaji ko usne khoob phone par hanste batiyaate suna
maa to mar chunki thi ghamzada baap ko muskuraate dekha
pitaji ek din bol bhi baithhe beta shaadi kar raha hun
tera dukh mujhse dekha nahi jaata nayi maa laa raha hun
aayi nayi maa ghar me naya naya mahaul tha
meri bhi jaldi shaadi hogi ladke ko yahi khyaal tha
dekha nayi ammi ka chehra to kuch sochne laga
usne pyaar se kaha jab beta to sir peetne laga
samajh gaya uski mehbuba usse do din se baat kyun nahi kar rahi thi
are wo to uske baap ke sang shaadi ki tyaari kar rahi thi
maayoos hoke ab wo phir se internet par aaya
aur buddha banke ladkiyon ko usne thagne ka plan banaaya

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Advo.RavinderaRavi

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 02:53:42 AM »

Quote from: @Kaash on June 25, 2013, 02:29:32 AM

Bahut emotinal kiya phir bhi ladki pata nahi paaya
majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

intrnet pe mili na jaanaa na suna
ladke ne ladki samajhke aunty ko mehbuba apni chuna

aunty aur bhi ladkon ko jamke bevkoof banaati thi
yahan mr. majnu ki jaan pe ban aayi thi
latke jhatkedaar baaten aunty ki sunke lot-pot rahta tha
masti use aur bhi ladkon ke saath karte dekh angdayi-e-yauvan samajhta tha
dheere dheere ladke se aunty paise mangaane lagi
kabhi mobile top-up to kabhi naya mobile hi mangaane lagi
apne paypal account me ladke se khoob paise dalwaati
badle me use phone par thoda mmpuchh mmpuchh kar deti
ladka baanwra ban baitha tha aunty roopi ladki ke maayajaal me
padh nahi paata jabki tha graduation ke apne aakhiri saal me
emotional hokar bhi emmotional karke bhi usne dimaagh ke saare ghode khol daale
lekin milne ki baat jab bhi ki ladki(aunty) ne haan me na lab khole

ek din pitaji ko usne khoob phone par hanste batiyaate suna
maa to mar chunki thi ghamzada baap ko muskuraate dekha
pitaji ek din bol bhi baithhe beta shaadi kar raha hun
tera dukh mujhse dekha nahi jaata nayi maa laa raha hun
aayi nayi maa ghar me naya naya mahaul tha
meri bhi jaldi shaadi hogi ladke ko yahi khyaal tha
dekha nayi ammi ka chehra to kuch sochne laga
usne pyaar se kaha jab beta to sir peetne laga
samajh gaya uski mehbuba usse do din se baat kyun nahi kar rahi thi
are wo to uske baap ke sang shaadi ki tyaari kar rahi thi
maayoos hoke ab wo phir se internet par aaya
aur buddha banke ladkiyon ko usne thagne ka plan banaaya

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Nice1,But...
Aunty Ke Waste Uncle Dhoond Laate,
Phir Chahe Kitani LadkiyaaN Pataate...!
Ama Yaar Muhabbat Me Anadi Na Bno,
Aunty Ko Chod UncleloN Ko Dhoondo...!!


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@Kaash

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 03:16:48 AM »


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Miru;;;;

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 08:09:02 AM »


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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 09:04:52 AM »

waah waah bahut khoob


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aqsh

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 01:25:00 PM »

padhkar hame bahut maza aaya kaash ji. bahut khoob. dheron daad.


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nashwani

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 01:44:37 PM »

Ha ha ha.. bahut khoob.. happy9


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poonamA

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 03:15:07 PM »

bahot maja aya pad kar Usual Smile


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Saavan

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #8 on: June 25, 2013, 09:57:54 PM »

Waah kya bat hai ji


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@Kaash

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #9 on: June 26, 2013, 03:07:04 AM »


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@Kaash

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #10 on: July 30, 2013, 12:45:34 AM »

Quote from: Advo.RavinderaRavi on June 25, 2013, 02:53:42 AM

Nice1,But...
Aunty Ke Waste Uncle Dhoond Laate,
Phir Chahe Kitani LadkiyaaN Pataate...!
Ama Yaar Muhabbat Me Anadi Na Bno,
Aunty Ko Chod UncleloN Ko Dhoondo...!!

badhia!


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@Kaash

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Re: Majnuon waali aunty ne haay ladke ko khoob chhakaaya

«Reply #11 on: July 30, 2013, 01:03:55 AM »

Quote from: Miru;;;; on June 25, 2013, 08:09:02 AM

Quote from: sksaini4 on June 25, 2013, 09:04:52 AM

waah waah bahut khoob

shukriya!


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