Marriage

by Namkeen on December 17, 2004, 08:26:07 PM
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Marriage is not a "word". ---It's a sentence -----(A LIFE sentence).

Marriage is love. Love is "blind". ---Therefore marriage is an institution for the "blind".

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, "you wish you had ordered that instead".

There was this man who muttered a few words ! in the church and found himself married. "A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced".

'Love" is one long "sweet dream", and "marriage" is the "alarm clock".
 
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand "before marriage, it is love"; after marriage it is "self-defense".
 
When a newly married man looks happy, "we know why". But when a 10-year married man looks happy, "we wonder why".

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and 'now he is going through HELL".

Marriage is man and a woman "become one". The trouble starts when they try to decide "which one".

Before marriage, a man y'earns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

It's not true that married men "live longer' than single men, it only "seems longer".

Losing a wife can be hard. In some case, it is almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

A man inserted an ad in the paper WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

Man is incomplete until he gets married, "THEN he is FINISHED". (NM)
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«Reply #1 on: December 17, 2004, 08:29:54 PM »
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abhi se marriage  :?
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«Reply #2 on: December 17, 2004, 08:33:05 PM »
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Nahi abhi se marriage nahi instead you can say marriage kabhi nahi Winking
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«Reply #3 on: December 17, 2004, 08:45:48 PM »
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wow! tumhari thinking bhi meri tareh gr8 hai!

gud follow me n u'l become a gr8 person like me one day  glasses2
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«Reply #4 on: December 17, 2004, 08:51:31 PM »
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:lol:  

no shadi=no barbadi=desh ki abadi

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«Reply #5 on: December 17, 2004, 08:53:06 PM »
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Ewwwww i dont wana be an ugly roach like you. Id rather change my thoughts now.

 :lol:
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«Reply #6 on: December 17, 2004, 08:54:17 PM »
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hahaha namkeen! :lol:

dekhaaaaaaaaa hearttttttttttt, aab sun liya na!
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«Reply #7 on: December 17, 2004, 08:54:57 PM »
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nice thot meena

btw, bad thot archita's sis  glasses2
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«Reply #8 on: December 17, 2004, 10:36:54 PM »
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hahahaha  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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«Reply #9 on: December 20, 2004, 10:09:47 AM »
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kuch main bhi kahta hu

inteligent boy + inteligent girl =
inteligent boy + stupid girl = pregnancy
stupid boy + inteligent girl = affair
stupid boy + stupid girl = marreige
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«Reply #10 on: December 20, 2004, 02:24:52 PM »
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pahli line adhuri kyu chor di sheru
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«Reply #11 on: December 20, 2004, 02:33:30 PM »
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abhi ye maar khaayega..........iska dimaag sahi ho jaayega
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«Reply #12 on: December 20, 2004, 02:37:48 PM »
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koun khayega
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«Reply #13 on: December 20, 2004, 02:48:47 PM »
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Ye kya ho raha hai aaj yahan
har koi sheru ke peeche pada!!!
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«Reply #14 on: December 20, 2004, 02:51:20 PM »
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sheru pe itni daya kyu aa rahi hai tumhe
abhi abhi to aaya hai zara maza chak ke jayega
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