Mem ki Kaamvaali....dolly

by dolly on April 06, 2012, 12:20:31 PM
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hii frns...Usual Smile

ye har ghar ki kahani jahan hai ek kaamvali..jiske nakhre utha utha kr...sb k hosh ude rhte hain....Usual Smile
pr aur koi chaara nai nazar aata...hehe


Mem ki kaamvaali dikhti matvaali
Speed hai uski helicoptervali....

Bartan hai dhoti chamak chamacham
Surf jo khatm karti hai jhamajham..

Chali jab lekar jhaadu haath mein
Kooda na jaaye bilkul saath mei

Memsaab boli sun ri chabili
Kyun tu dikhti itni dheeli

Memsaab mera badan hai toota
Saas ne meri chain hai loota..

Chodkar baithi saara kaam dhaam
Aur ched diya aapna Ram gaan...

Bibiji ek cup chai pilado
Aaur kisi jyotishi se mila do...

Kar dun uss par jaaadu tantaa
Baja du saas ka zorse ghantaa

Chahe ho holi chahe deewali,
Saaree chahiye isse showroomvali

Kadak noton ki beechaye bisaat
Kahe haathi par baith naa kro gadhe ki baat..

Gift lekar dekho aankhein chamak jaayein
Agle dino mein nazar naa aaye...

Hafte mei do din chutti manaaye
Pagar akhir mei poori le jaaye..

Beebiji jo gusse mein gurraye..
Hanske kahe mile tujhe laakh duaayein....Usual Smile 
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«Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 12:25:56 PM »
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Ha ha ha.
Hee hee hee hee.
Good one
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«Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 12:48:07 PM »
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acha hai memsahib
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«Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 01:59:19 PM »
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ha ha ha hee hee bhai waah dolly ji
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«Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 02:54:12 PM »
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Chali jab lekar jhaadu haath mein
Kooda na jaaye bilkul saath mei  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Bahut Khoob  Dolly Jee
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 03:10:46 PM »
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dolly ji.bahut khoob.Waqai
yeh ghar ghar ki kahaani hai.
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«Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 04:04:02 PM »
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Quote from: dolly on April 06, 2012, 12:20:31 PM
hii frns...Usual Smile

ye har ghar ki kahani jahan hai ek kaamvali..jiske nakhre utha utha kr...sb k hosh ude rhte hain....Usual Smile
pr aur koi chaara nai nazar aata...hehe


Mem ki kaamvaali dikhti matvaali
Speed hai uski helicoptervali....

Bartan hai dhoti chamak chamacham
Surf jo khatm karti hai jhamajham..

Chali jab lekar jhaadu haath mein
Kooda na jaaye bilkul saath mei

Memsaab boli sun ri chabili
Kyun tu dikhti itni dheeli

Memsaab mera badan hai toota
Saas ne meri chain hai loota..

Chodkar baithi saara kaam dhaam
Aur ched diya aapna Ram gaan...

Bibiji ek cup chai pilado
Aaur kisi jyotishi se mila do...

Kar dun uss par jaaadu tantaa
Baja du saas ka zorse ghantaa

Chahe ho holi chahe deewali,
Saaree chahiye isse showroomvali

Kadak noton ki beechaye bisaat
Kahe haathi par baith naa kro gadhe ki baat..

Gift lekar dekho aankhein chamak jaayein
Agle dino mein nazar naa aaye...

Hafte mei do din chutti manaaye
Pagar akhir mei poori le jaaye..

Beebiji jo gusse mein gurraye..
Hanske kahe mile tujhe laakh duaayein....Usual Smile 
waaj Amma ji--
sahi hai sahi hai
ye baat bilkul sahi hai
kaamvali bai jaisi
duniya me koi nahi hai
sabse nirali hai wo
iss jahan ki nhi hai wo
nakhre karti baat baat
har baar vo hi sahi hai tongue3

khus rahie
muskurate rahie
aur haan esa hi likhte rahie
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«Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 08:17:14 PM »
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Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
waah Dolly ji waah... bahut khoob likha hai aapne.... !!!
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«Reply #8 on: April 07, 2012, 12:32:35 AM »
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101% sch likha hai dolly ji!
Bahut khoob
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«Reply #9 on: April 07, 2012, 04:59:13 AM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
waa waa waa maasi ji bhot khub.
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«Reply #10 on: April 07, 2012, 06:58:26 AM »
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wah wah wah dollyji
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«Reply #11 on: April 07, 2012, 07:10:37 AM »
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Quote from: Parvana shan on April 06, 2012, 12:25:56 PM
Ha ha ha.
Hee hee hee hee.
Good one

Thnx....
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«Reply #12 on: April 07, 2012, 09:42:29 AM »
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Quote from: saahill on April 06, 2012, 12:48:07 PM
acha hai memsahib

Thank u sahiilji....Usual Smile
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«Reply #13 on: April 07, 2012, 10:46:06 AM »
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Quote from: dolly on April 06, 2012, 12:20:31 PM
hii frns...Usual Smile

ye har ghar ki kahani jahan hai ek kaamvali..jiske nakhre utha utha kr...sb k hosh ude rhte hain....Usual Smile
pr aur koi chaara nai nazar aata...hehe


Mem ki kaamvaali dikhti matvaali
Speed hai uski helicoptervali....

Bartan hai dhoti chamak chamacham
Surf jo khatm karti hai jhamajham..

Chali jab lekar jhaadu haath mein
Kooda na jaaye bilkul saath mei

Memsaab boli sun ri chabili
Kyun tu dikhti itni dheeli

Memsaab mera badan hai toota
Saas ne meri chain hai loota..

Chodkar baithi saara kaam dhaam
Aur ched diya aapna Ram gaan...

Bibiji ek cup chai pilado
Aaur kisi jyotishi se mila do...

Kar dun uss par jaaadu tantaa
Baja du saas ka zorse ghantaa

Chahe ho holi chahe deewali,
Saaree chahiye isse showroomvali

Kadak noton ki beechaye bisaat
Kahe haathi par baith naa kro gadhe ki baat..

Gift lekar dekho aankhein chamak jaayein
Agle dino mein nazar naa aaye...

Hafte mei do din chutti manaaye
Pagar akhir mei poori le jaaye..

Beebiji jo gusse mein gurraye..
Hanske kahe mile tujhe laakh duaayein....Usual Smile 


Hahahaha Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Dolly Ji, Main Apne Wife Ko Zaroor Padhwaunga Yeh..

Yeh To mere Ghar ki Bhi Kahaani Hai..

Bahuttttttt Khoob Dolly ji

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«Reply #14 on: April 07, 2012, 10:52:55 AM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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