Mera Juda ....

Juda main jab bhi bana thi hoon
Tum samne aa jaate hoo,
Juda toh aadhe main hi reh jata hai -
Aur main office Bandariya ki tarah jathi hoon.

Office main bhi tum nahin chodthe ho,
Computer ke samne baar baar aakar chedthe ho!
Bematlab muskurathe rehthe ho,
Bade kaminey type ke insan ho.

‘Kaminey’ picture dekhne gayi thi
Thank god ! Tum wahan par nahi the,
Bus tumhare jaise bahut sey namune the,
(boyfirend, husband…etc etc)
Aur uss picture main ek Framcis bhi tha.

Francis ki Tarah main bhi
Pani main ulta let kar
Tumhara naam ke
Bulbuley bannana chahathi hoon.

Bilkul Gulzar ke Bulbulon ki tarah,
Dubthe- Ubharthe, Ubhathe-Dubthe.
Tumhara naam pukarna chahathi hoon
Kabhi aahisthe, Kabhi chillake.

Chilla-chillake tumhare saath
Remix gaane gana chahathi hoon
Koi Himesh Reshamiya ke gane ko
Aapna Dailer tone banana chahathi hoon.

Dailer tone se jab tak
Sab tang na ho jayen
Tab tak bajja-bajja ke,
Sab ke kaan pakka chahathi hoon.

Pakk rahi hai nashte main poori,
Meri wali poori jall gayi,
Woh jalli hui poori tumhare saath
Share karna chahthi hoon.

Share kiye hue file se tumhara
Computer currupt karna chahthi hoon
Taki tum uss chudail ko email na
bhej sako.

Bhej de go phir tum aapna computer
humare office, banvane ke liye,
aur main ussme aapna chehra dekhkar
Juda fix kar dungi.

Juda main jab bhi banathi hoon,
Tum samne aa jathe hoo…

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Nice one Bambi Ji