meri (almost sabki) begum:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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O’begum shubha ke 10:00 bej gaye aur tu hai soyi hui
Na toilet hua hai saaf na hi kitchen hai doyii hui

Ab chunnu ka nappy bhi kya mein hi change kru
Badboo se sare kamrey ki halat hai buri hui

Oh sust !!ik cup chai hi bna de mere liye tu
Kab se yeh tam-na dil mein hai uthi hui

Cartoons pe machroon ka hai jamawda
Aur tv pe adda kilo dhool hai jami hui

Dinning table pe yeh saziyoon ke daag to dekh
Aur sofey ki saets bhi hai fati hui

Iss gahr ko bna rakha hai hospital tuney
Wha hai patiyoon ka der aur yha dawai giri hui

Makhiya binbina rhi hai kal raat ke khaney pe
Aur yeh telephone ki tareey bhi hai kati hui

Dekh zra uth ke halat-e-bartaano ko tu
Sink mein jassey ik jang hai chidi hui

Aree kuttey ko to de de kuch kahaney ko
Dekh uski surat roni se hai bani hui

E’husn-e-shazaadi apney kapdo ko to sambaal le
Ghar ke kone koney mein hai numaish lagi hui

Shaadi ker ke ab yeh khaayal aata hai “Sahiil”
Kyun yeh affat hai mere galey pdi hui !!


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shakeel_saif

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #1 on: June 09, 2005, 04:30:55 PM »

bhaai bhaai ke beech ik deewaar ban gayee
nayii begam kee ghar me jab sarkaar ban gayee

kyaa mazaal ki saas sasur do lafz bol deN
jab se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee


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NewYorker

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #2 on: June 09, 2005, 05:05:28 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzz Shakeel ....

Jub se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee
Gamo ki list ek-do se, hazzar ban gayee hai
Zindagi kut rahi thee maje main, dushwaar ban gayee hai
Jub se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee

Jub se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee
Doston ki mehfile, sapno ka sansaar ban gayee hai
Husband ki life, bekaar ban gayee hai
Jub se ghar me begam thaanedaar ban gayee

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #3 on: June 09, 2005, 06:29:24 PM »

lagat hai dono apni biwi se taang aagaye hai...
iss liye apne apne biwiyon ki bayan yahan kiya hai...

lol both :p


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shakeel_saif

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #4 on: June 09, 2005, 07:22:12 PM »

tang nahi hue hain
bayan kar rahen hain
hamari begum to nahi hain
par aisi hoti hai keh rehe hain


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Delicate_Doll

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #5 on: June 09, 2005, 07:24:41 PM »

aise na khao tum kisi begum ke baare mein...
humein unki shikayat suna pasand nahin hai... :p


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shakeel_saif

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #6 on: June 09, 2005, 07:28:08 PM »

shikayat nahi hai yeh
haqiqat hai yeh
duniya ghum ke dekho
ghar ghar ka haal hai yeh


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Delicate_Doll

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #7 on: June 09, 2005, 07:32:24 PM »

ghar ghar mein aacha sansaar hai...
biwiyon ke wajah se ghar sansaar hai...
asie wasie na khao tum biwi ghar ki jaan hai...


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shakeel_saif

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 07:40:31 PM »

biwi ke aate hi shuri hui takraar
rishton mein padhne lagi deewar
main kahunga yeh baar baar
shadi mat kar mere yaar
biwiyan hoti hai beekar


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Delicate_Doll

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #9 on: June 09, 2005, 07:49:22 PM »

biwi nahin sohar hote hain bekar..
kyunki un mein hoti hai aqal bekar..


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shakeel_saif

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #10 on: June 09, 2005, 08:06:48 PM »

biwiyon ki aqal ka kya kehna
unhe to chahiye sirf jehna
maice mein ja ke rehna
aur beauty parlour pe paise kharch karna


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Delicate_Doll

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #11 on: June 09, 2005, 08:11:49 PM »

jaise ke inhein bahut experience hai...
aise nahin hai biwiyan sunle aye biwi ke dushman tum

bye n tc n khuda hafiz got 2 go


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shakeel_saif

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #12 on: June 09, 2005, 09:20:39 PM »

ek pati ne sadhuoon se puccha, biwi ko bas mein karney ka keya mantra bataoo.
Sadhuoon ne kaha biwi ko bas mein karney ka koi mantra hota to hum sadhu keyu bantey


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shakeel_saif

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #13 on: June 09, 2005, 10:14:43 PM »

yeh kaha ek biwi ne dosri biwi se:

Neend khulii to hum husband ki baahoN me the
Raat bhar kisi aur ke hum khwaaboN me the


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Devdas_online

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meri (almost sabki) begum

«Reply #14 on: June 10, 2005, 07:08:15 AM »

dil mein kuch aur, mooh mein kuch aur hota hai,
nind mein pati ke paas hoti hai, subah baju wala nikalta hai


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