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shakeel_saif
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Mere dil ki 'website'
Mere dil ki 'website' pe tum 'visit' jo karnaa
'tripple w dot aashiq' pe yaar 'click' to karnaa
vaise to dil ki 'site' rahtii bahut 'busy' hai
jab chaho chaley aanaa 'access' ye tum ko dii hai
'message' ye mere dil kaa dil se 'repeat' karnaa
chaahe to 'save' karnaa chaahe 'delete' karnaaa
barbaad ho gayaa hai mere mann ka 'hardware'
kiya 'load'jabse maiNne tere 'love' ka 'software'
'space' to bahut hai tum 'shift' kar ke aanaa
kuchh ;autocad' se bhi tum rang bhar ke laanaa
hon duuriyaaN aye dilbar par jaghaNsaayee na ho
'space-bar' jaisi lambii judaayee na ho
kahtey ho pyaar ki ye 'file' main 'close' kar duuN
aur dil ke 'monitor' ka 'screen' 'blank'dhar duuN
'program' muHabbat ka kaisa banayaa tumney
kyon bewafaayee ka hai 'virus' ghusaaya tumney
dil ki 'memory' se jaayegi ye bhalaa kya?
ulfat ko maiN tumhaari ab kis tarah bhulaa duuN
tumney to ek tarfaa 'shut-down' de diyaa hai
bolo to main'button' phir 'restart' ka dabaa duuN
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«Reply #1 on: June 10, 2005, 11:40:05 AM » |
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Ho Gayee Galti ....
Ho gayee galti hamsee click ho gaya mouse
dunya ki parwa chhodo ban jaoo meri spouse
tum see mila mein kal to mere dil mein hua ek sound ,
lekin ajj tum mili to kehta hai your file not found !
ab aur kaho na tum " But " ya " If " tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
aisa bhi nahi hai kee , I dont like your face
par dil kee computer mein nahi hai enough disk space !
ghar see nikalti ho tum jab pehan kee evening gown
too many request see ho jata hai server down
tumharee liyee pyaar ki application , create mein karoonga
tum usse debug karna wait mein karoonga
tumhara intezaar karte karte mein so gaya !
yeh dekho mera connecting time out ho gaya....
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #2 on: June 10, 2005, 03:21:33 PM » |
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kissi ko pasand nahi aaya
lagta hai samajh me nahi aaya
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«Reply #3 on: June 10, 2005, 08:06:21 PM » |
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itna lamba lamba kyun tumne likha...
meine pada nahin phir b tarif kiya... :wink:
nice one :p
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«Reply #4 on: June 10, 2005, 08:15:02 PM » |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: thats cool............................................. ................................nice nice...
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #5 on: June 10, 2005, 09:34:35 PM » |
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shukriya
aap ki tareef ke muhtaj hai hum
likhte hai issi andaaz mein hum
tumhare liye badal denge hum apna andaaz
bas dena nahi tum hame gham
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«Reply #6 on: June 11, 2005, 02:03:00 PM » |
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lozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz saifi
kya andaz hai tumhara...
mere to ye samaj mein he nahin aaya... :p
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shakeel_saif
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«Reply #7 on: June 11, 2005, 03:58:10 PM » |
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samajh ne ke liye aqal ki zaroorat hai
meri website pe woh bhi bikti hai
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«Reply #8 on: June 11, 2005, 06:36:10 PM » |
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ye kisi tumhari takeli web site hai...
tumhari aqal ghaans charne gai hai... :p
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«Reply #9 on: June 11, 2005, 06:40:09 PM » |
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humari to aqal ja sakti hai ghaan charne
par aap ko to aaql hi nahi woh jae gi kya karne
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«Reply #10 on: June 11, 2005, 06:45:57 PM » |
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aqal meri gai hai sawari karne...
chalo ab hum chalte hai yahan se...
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«Reply #11 on: June 11, 2005, 06:51:18 PM » |
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ho gaya hai aap ke jaane ka time
ja ke peejiye aap ab wine
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«Reply #12 on: June 11, 2005, 06:54:54 PM » |
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humne kabhi wine nahin piya hai
arey aap hum aise wasie kyun samajte hai
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«Reply #13 on: June 11, 2005, 06:59:15 PM » |
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nahi hoga hai ab aap pe bharoosa hume
maan sakte hai ab hum doost tumhe
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«Reply #14 on: June 11, 2005, 07:02:26 PM » |
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toh kya ab tak mein apki dushman thi...
arey ye kisi aapne kahani sunai thi... :p
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