Mushkil hai apna mel priye...

by Soheb_Khan on January 27, 2005, 05:44:27 AM
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«Reply #240 on: November 02, 2005, 04:03:31 PM »
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wahin kareha pahla stop, ab yah na bhoole app!!
wahin kareha pahla stop, ab yah na bhoole app!!

mujhko  eidy  kya  dengi  aap Huh?Huh?? tongue3
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«Reply #241 on: November 02, 2005, 04:23:48 PM »
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mujhko eidy kya dengi aap
ek rasgulla, do gulab jamun, thori jalebi
aor sath mai Jor se Ek daant!!!! tongue3
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«Reply #242 on: November 02, 2005, 04:39:20 PM »
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aap  ko  rasgulle, semai, gulab jamun, chhola,  bahot  itmes  milenge
jaate  waqt  bahot  mubarak  baad  bhi milega
ghar  waalo ki  taraf  se  eidy mein paise  milenge
ab yeh  batao  aap  mere liye kya laayengi.... tongue3
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«Reply #243 on: November 02, 2005, 05:05:30 PM »
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ab yeh batao aap mere liye kya laayengi....
dher sari shubhkamnaye aor jaladi se mile bhabhi yah dua layegi!!!
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«Reply #244 on: November 02, 2005, 05:20:59 PM »
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Puzzled !  .........tongue3

aane waali  aap ki  bhabhi   nahi  kahlayegi
aap  badi  hai  to  kuch  aur  aap  ko  kahegi... tongue3
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«Reply #245 on: November 02, 2005, 06:45:45 PM »
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aap badi hai to kuch aur aap ko kahegi
nata kuch bhi ho, wo to saheli ban kar sung rahegi!!
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«Reply #246 on: November 10, 2005, 02:23:12 PM »
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mushkil hai aaj kal yahan aana priye
waqt saath nahin dete kyun priye
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«Reply #247 on: March 26, 2007, 05:27:55 PM »
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wah purani posts pad kar maja aa gaya
na jaane yah waqat kaha chala gaya
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«Reply #248 on: August 22, 2007, 11:53:59 AM »
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mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric fail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chhup-chhup kar aapas me prem badhaenge,
to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaaenge,

sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,
tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,
tum chicken-soup biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,
tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,

main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,

tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,

kal jail agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botel ho,
tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala chonga,
tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha,

dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
tum ho mamta-jailalita si, main kwara atal-bihari hoon,
tum tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon,
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,

mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye.

(ONM)



tum cancer ki bimari ho, main to kali khansi hu
tum tai pesidnt bush ki, main saddam ki phansi hu
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«Reply #249 on: June 03, 2008, 10:29:56 PM »
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Samnoj ji kuch ajkal ke naye khayal bhi ho jaaye!!  Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #250 on: June 09, 2008, 09:50:07 AM »
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kya baat hai ...pahle to aap humare naam se ji hataye
ab aap ne kaha hai to kuch likhna hi padega


main sade aam ka chilka hu tum taza mango fruity ho
main test match 5 dino ka tum IPL ki fatafat T20 ho
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«Reply #251 on: June 09, 2008, 10:28:17 AM »
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main comedy show ek din ka tum saas bahu ki sazish ho
main hu chote bache ki susu aur tum mumbai ki barish ho
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«Reply #252 on: June 10, 2008, 05:10:02 PM »
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Quote from: samnoj on June 09, 2008, 10:28:17 AM
main comedy show ek din ka tum saas bahu ki sazish ho
main hu chote bache ki susu aur tum mumbai ki barish ho
tum akshat navyouvana si, mai dus bachchon ka abba sa
tum intel centrino see fast, mai 486 ka dabba sa....
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«Reply #253 on: June 10, 2008, 05:15:45 PM »
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 Applause Laughing hard Laughing hard good ome Samnoj and Bekarar ji!!
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«Reply #254 on: June 10, 2008, 05:22:37 PM »
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tum videshi cigrete ka packet, mai bandal desi bidi ka,
tum adhunik elevator ho, mai khade baans ki sidi sa,
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