Naya saal aaa gaya ...:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo? tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo? teray ek ek baal pe joon

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko munna laa-jawaab ho ga

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gey saath marain gey
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya

Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

Tum bhi becahara, hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara, fittay mu hamara

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Bataa dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha
Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya

Ghar ghar main diya jale, To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon, To mawali mat samjho

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya
Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya

(N/M, got it in mail)

Happy New Year 2 U all.... ........ :lol:


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Namkeen

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #1 on: December 30, 2004, 11:49:45 PM »

LOL!!!

Laal gulabi rang hai, jhoom raha sansaar,
Suraj ki kirne, khushiyon ki bahaar,
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar,
Mubarak ho aapko, nav varsh ka uphaar.


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NewYorker

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #2 on: December 31, 2004, 12:05:28 AM »

Wah...Wah....Namkeen

Kitna methaa lika hai... :lol:


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Namkeen

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #3 on: December 31, 2004, 12:12:59 AM »

Hum to meetha hi likhte hai.......
aap kyu teekhi nazron se dekhte hai?......


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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #4 on: December 31, 2004, 12:22:23 AM »

Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel

So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ?? :wink:


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Namkeen

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #5 on: December 31, 2004, 12:47:19 AM »

LOL !!!! uffff.........

Ek ladka tha pagal sa.......
ek moti pe woh marta tha.......
nazrien chupa ke, dar dar ke.......
date pe jaya karta tha........
kuch kehna tha shayad us ko........
magar us moti se darta tha........
jub bhi milta tha mujhse......
bechara mujhse poocha karta tha.......
kaise chutkara paoon, kya kahu is moti ko........
kaise chutkara paoon, kya kahu is moti ko........

Meine kahan........
bhaag le tu uttha ke apni dhoti ko.......

Samjhe NewYorker jee......
Bhaglo warna saku moti aa jayegi Winking


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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #6 on: December 31, 2004, 12:52:55 AM »

:lol: :lol:

Pilaana tha to kuchh bhi pila diya hota
Jaam kum thi to pani mila diya hota :cry:
Saku ka naam juban par mat lao
Kuch apne dil ka haal pharmao....... :wink:


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Namkeen

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #7 on: December 31, 2004, 12:59:16 AM »

Haathon ka dard jo macha raha hai dhamaal.....
Kar lo ab to kuch tum khayaal......
Sakubai se joote padenge hazaar.......
Sun lo.. samajh jaao.. o mere yaar filhaal...


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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #8 on: December 31, 2004, 01:02:32 AM »

:D

Woh hamaare dil mein rahate hai
Aur Kiraya (rent) bhi nahin dete hai ... :cry:


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Namkeen

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #9 on: December 31, 2004, 01:06:09 AM »

LOL !!!!!

Hum aapke dil mein rehte to hai.......
Hum aapke dil mein rehte to hai.......

Kiraya kyu de, khaali tha aap ka dil humne bhara to hai.....

Winking


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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #10 on: December 31, 2004, 01:14:32 AM »

:lol:

Aap aaye bahar aayee,
Aap aaye bahar aayee,
Warna aabhi tak to aandar hi baithi thi. :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Namkeen

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #11 on: December 31, 2004, 01:18:36 AM »

LOL !!!

aap ki inhi aadon ne kar diya ghayal.......
aap ki inhi aadon ne kar diya ghayal.......

Soch ti hu kya aise hi hote hai sub pagal.......


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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #12 on: December 31, 2004, 01:49:37 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

aapki aada bhi kuch kum nahi thi, e-Haseen
aapki aada bhi kuch kum nahi thi, e-Haseen

Budhha bhi kho jaye ishq main, e-Namkeen...


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Namkeen

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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #13 on: December 31, 2004, 01:56:29 AM »

LOL !!!!

yeh aapki nazron ka hai hum pe asar........
yeh aapki nazron ka hai hum pe asar........

kisi aur ki godh me jaa ke beth machar........


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Naya saal aaa gaya ...

«Reply #14 on: December 31, 2004, 02:22:36 AM »

Raat hi ko khiltaa hain, raat-raani kha phool
Raat hi ko khiltaa hain, raat-raani kha phool

Chipkali ki gode main rehna hi, machar ko hai kabool.... :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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