ONE LINER'S

GOT SOME REALLY FUNNY ONE LINER'S
HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS !!!!!


Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Wine improves with age, the older I get the more I like it.

Wink, I'll do the rest!

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. - Anonymous

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

You're twisted, perverted, and sick. I like that in