pandit ji

by tushar_4u_im on April 30, 2005, 05:07:45 AM

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tushar_4u_im

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pandit ji pucha maine daru piyoge,...

wo bole nahi sahab ram -ram,..

maine kaha chiken khawge ,

bole siri siri,,(goat ki)

maine kaha pyage khawge ,...

bole hare- hare (hare wale pyage),..

bole waise to ab maudran zamana hai,..

lakin lassan mat dalna kyuki mai pandit hu,...

(aagar kisi ko pasand na aye to isse banned kar dena)


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pandit ji

«Reply #1 on: April 30, 2005, 05:10:08 AM »

Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu
Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu

Kha jhaye ye tumhe aur hume, agar naa mile inhe aloo ... Shocked


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tushar_4u_im

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pandit ji

«Reply #2 on: April 30, 2005, 05:13:01 AM »

Quote from: "NewYorker"

Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu
Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu

Kha jhaye ye tumhe aur hume, agar naa mile inhe aloo ... Shocked

laloo allo or sadar to har jagah milte hai,...

lakin ek or chiZ imandari se sab jagah milti hai ,...

wo hai baimani,.....


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pandit ji

«Reply #3 on: April 30, 2005, 05:15:10 AM »

Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu
Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu

Tirht ke namm pe peete hai ye daru...............


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pandit ji

«Reply #4 on: April 30, 2005, 05:16:05 AM »

Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu
Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu

Loot loot ke jamaane ko ho gaye hain ye maalu .... :wink:


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pandit ji

«Reply #5 on: April 30, 2005, 05:19:46 AM »

Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu
Zamana hai modern aur Pandit bhi hai chaalu

lagta hai chappal se inhe peetu................


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pandit ji

«Reply #6 on: April 30, 2005, 05:20:41 AM »

Maaro inhe dunde aur maaro inhe chappal
Maaro inhe dunde aur maaro inhe chappal

Tub shayad aa jaye inhe thodi si akal .... :lol:


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dhadkan

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pandit ji

«Reply #7 on: April 30, 2005, 05:22:09 AM »

Tub shayad aa jaye inhe thodi si akal
Tub shayad aa jaye inhe thodi si akal

Ayegi akal tab jab hogi inme akal............. :lol:


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pandit ji

«Reply #8 on: April 30, 2005, 05:24:39 AM »

Inhe halke main mat lena, yeh hai bade shaitaan :evil:
Inhe halke main mat lena, yeh hai bade shaitaan :evil:

Befkoof na inhe samajh, theek se inhe pehchaan .... :lol:


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pandit ji

«Reply #9 on: April 30, 2005, 09:28:03 AM »

Quote from: "dhadkan"

Tub shayad aa jaye inhe thodi si akal
Tub shayad aa jaye inhe thodi si akal

Ayegi akal tab jab hogi inme akal............. :lol:

are dhadkan ji........
kya baat hai mere peeche q haath -dhookar pad gayee ho,
agar saamne aa jao toi bata doon ga .


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pandit ji

«Reply #10 on: April 30, 2005, 09:31:39 AM »

pandit logon ka hai bas ek hi sapna,
ram naam japna, paraya maal apna


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tushar_4u_im

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pandit ji

«Reply #11 on: May 01, 2005, 03:53:10 AM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

pandit logon ka hai bas ek hi sapna,
ram naam japna, paraya maal apna

pandit ko choro ,..

pandit to pandit hai,.....

tum aapni sunao tum kya kate ho,......


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pandit ji

«Reply #12 on: May 02, 2005, 05:57:12 AM »

naam to hai tera tushar,
baaton mein bhi hai hoshiyar

mein kya karta hoon,
sunaunga to raat ho jayegi
kabhi fursat mein mil,
teri galat fehmi dur ho jayegi