PATNI KO PARMESWAR MANO

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«Reply #120 on: August 29, 2006, 03:22:18 PM »
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aapi surat nhi dekhe to bhi chalta tha
aap ki dekhi jo surat hum to aise dar gaye.
jaise poultry farm ke chujje,
aandon mein nikalne se pahle hi mar gaye.



Aaiye hum aapka yeh veham tod dey,  Puzzled !
Woh anddey hi kehlaatey hai jo baahar
nikalney sey pehley apna dum tod dey..  :D  :D
Khair chooje hi hai aap ko hum sey milney se
pehley hi kar liya hai suicide...  ](*,)  ](*,)  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Abhi tak nahin kiya to aaiye hum aapka
aaj Sir phodh dey...  :D :D :D
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aap saamne aaogi to paimaana chut jaayega.
aap rooth ke jaaogi to dil toot jaayega.
aap jo roothogi to rub rooth jaayega,
aur.. ankh maar do to her anda toot jaayega.
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«Reply #121 on: August 29, 2006, 03:24:08 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:
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«Reply #122 on: August 29, 2006, 03:27:53 PM »
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aapi surat nhi dekhe to bhi chalta tha
aap ki dekhi jo surat hum to aise dar gaye.
jaise poultry farm ke chujje,
aandon mein nikalne se pahle hi mar gaye.



Aaiye hum aapka yeh veham tod dey,  Puzzled !
Woh anddey hi kehlaatey hai jo baahar
nikalney sey pehley apna dum tod dey..  :D  :D
Khair chooje hi hai aap ko hum sey milney se
pehley hi kar liya hai suicide...  ](*,)  ](*,)  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Abhi tak nahin kiya to aaiye hum aapka
aaj Sir phodh dey...  :D :D :D
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aap saamne aaogi to paimaana chut jaayega.
aap rooth ke jaaogi to dil toot jaayega.
aap jo roothogi to rub rooth jaayega,
aur.. ankh maar do to her anda toot jaayega.



Tum jaisi darawani cheez andey ke andar hi theek hai,
yeh bhayanak cheez humey baahar nikaalni nahin...
Isiliye precaution sake laga li humney goggle ankhon par,
Galti sey bhi humney tumhey aankh maarni nahin.. :D :D :D
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«Reply #123 on: August 29, 2006, 03:31:17 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:

Yeh bin bulaye barsaat kahan se aa gayi
Aage chudailen  kam thee jo ek aur aa gayi :D :D :D
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«Reply #124 on: August 29, 2006, 03:31:28 PM »
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bilkul baja hai ap ka yeh kehna
ye thahray bewaqoof ap ka kia kehna.....
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«Reply #125 on: August 29, 2006, 03:31:28 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:


hum to kab se  manate hai aapko
ab to humare maan jaao sanam.
kabhi to le ke jaao andhere mein.
humare her dard ko dil se sehlao sanam.
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«Reply #126 on: August 29, 2006, 03:33:57 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:

Yeh bin bulaye barsaat kahan se aa gayi
Aage chudailen  kam thee jo ek aur aa gayi :D :D :D


bhoot raja tum ab  apni kher manaao :D
yahan  naari shakati ko chudail keh kar mat bulaao :evil:  :evil:  :D
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«Reply #127 on: August 29, 2006, 03:34:59 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:


hum to kab se  manate hai aapko
ab to humare maan jaao sanam.
kabhi to le ke jaao andhere mein.
humare her dard ko dil se sehlao sanam.



Lo yeh bhi shuru ho gaye apna naya timepaas bananey ke liye...
Inki biwi ko koi bulaao yahan, inko abhi ke abhi pitwaaney ke liye...
:D :D :D
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«Reply #128 on: August 29, 2006, 03:37:24 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:


hum to kab se  manate hai aapko
ab to humare maan jaao sanam.
kabhi to le ke jaao andhere mein.
humare her dard ko dil se sehlao sanam.


tumhre  har dard per hum iodex lagaayenge
ho saka toh kadwi dawa bhi hum peelayenge
jo kehana hai yahan roshni mein kaho
andhere mein toh aap hame bhoot nazar aayenge tongue3  :D
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«Reply #129 on: August 29, 2006, 03:37:45 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:

Yeh bin bulaye barsaat kahan se aa gayi
Aage chudailen  kam thee jo ek aur aa gayi :D :D :D


bhoot raja tum ab  apni kher manaao :D
yehan  naari shakati ko chudail keh kar mat bulaao :evil:  :evil:  :D



Inkey kehney par jara aap bhoot log gaur farmaaiye...
Ho sake to sab abhi patli gali sey nikal jaaiye...
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«Reply #130 on: August 29, 2006, 03:40:34 PM »
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Lagta hai humari khush zindagi se tum jal jaate ho
Hum par nahi chala jaadu to biwi tak mamla laate ho tongue3 tongue3 tongue3
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«Reply #131 on: August 29, 2006, 03:42:10 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:


hum to kab se  manate hai aapko
ab to humare maan jaao sanam.
kabhi to le ke jaao andhere mein.
humare her dard ko dil se sehlao sanam.


tumhre  har dard per hum iodex lagaayenge
ho saka toh kadwi dawa bhi hum peelayenge
jo kehana hai yahan roshni mein kaho
andhere mein toh aap hame bhoot nazar aayenge tongue3  :D


iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.
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«Reply #132 on: August 29, 2006, 03:42:35 PM »
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Lagta hai humari khush zindagi se tum jal jaate ho
Hum par nahi chala jaadu to biwi tak mamla laate ho tongue3 tongue3 tongue3


hum aapko aapki sahi jagah dikaahte hain
time paas ki raha per aapko chalne se bachaate hain :D  :D
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«Reply #133 on: August 29, 2006, 03:45:08 PM »
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Lagta hai humari khush zindagi se tum jal jaate ho
Hum par nahi chala jaadu to biwi tak mamla laate ho tongue3 tongue3 tongue3


dersal ye hum logo se darne lagi hai.
isiliye biwi ko laaker aapna bachv kerne lagi hai.
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«Reply #134 on: August 29, 2006, 03:46:49 PM »
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:lol:  :lol: wah yahan toh sab ek saath hai ...maza aa gaya  :D

salmaan toh dil de chuke hain sanam
ab unka kya pata kahan thikaana hai
aap apni kehr maano ghar ja ke
biwi se toh aapko pitwaana hai! tongue3  :lol:


hum to kab se  manate hai aapko
ab to humare maan jaao sanam.
kabhi to le ke jaao andhere mein.
humare her dard ko dil se sehlao sanam.


tumhre  har dard per hum iodex lagaayenge
ho saka toh kadwi dawa bhi hum peelayenge
jo kehana hai yahan roshni mein kaho
andhere mein toh aap hame bhoot nazar aayenge tongue3  :D


iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.


andhero mein toh chor milane aate hain  
aap kyu fizul ki tension apne sirr mein late hain
iodex laga ke chchaap so jaaiye
aapko  dari kambal apne paas bulaate hain  :D  :D
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