PATNI KO PARMESWAR MANO

by BHONDU on March 19, 2006, 05:20:44 AM
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«Reply #135 on: August 29, 2006, 03:46:58 PM »
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Lagta hai humari khush zindagi se tum jal jaate ho
Hum par nahi chala jaadu to biwi tak mamla laate ho tongue3 tongue3 tongue3


hum aapko aapki sahi jagah dikaahte hain
time paas ki raha per aapko chalne se bachaate hain :D  :D


aapki hi god mein ab humara sar hai,
per aapko aane kadam fisal jaane ka dar hai.
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«Reply #136 on: August 29, 2006, 03:47:31 PM »
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iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.

Andheron ka bahut zikar kar rahe ho mere bhai
Dekhna kahin timepass ke chakkar mein
Biwi he andhere mein milne aayi :D :D :D
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«Reply #137 on: August 29, 2006, 03:48:14 PM »
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Lagta hai humari khush zindagi se tum jal jaate ho
Hum par nahi chala jaadu to biwi tak mamla laate ho tongue3 tongue3 tongue3



Tumhari khush zindagi mey aag laga kar kya hoga,  Puzzled !
Tumhaari biwi ko bhi kuch bata kar ab kya hoga...  Puzzled !
Humney paagalkhaaney ke doctor sey bhi consult kiya tumharey baarey mey,  :D  :D  :D
woh bhi hairaan hai ki itney khatarnaak paagalon ka ilaaj bhala kya hoga... tongue3
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«Reply #138 on: August 29, 2006, 03:49:51 PM »
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iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.

Andheron ka bahut zikar kar rahe ho mere bhai
Dekhna kahin timepass ke chakkar mein
Biwi he andhere mein milne aayi :D :D :D


biwi humari gau hai aur.. ghar mein hi rehti hai.
aap hi mere parmeswar ho wo bas yahi kehti hai.
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«Reply #139 on: August 29, 2006, 03:52:51 PM »
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iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.

Andheron ka bahut zikar kar rahe ho mere bhai
Dekhna kahin timepass ke chakkar mein
Biwi he andhere mein milne aayi :D :D :D


biwi humari gau hai aur.. ghar mein hi rehti hai.
aap hi mere parmeswar ho wo bas yahi kehti hai.




Dekho apni bholi bhaali biwi ko yeh kaisey chhaltey hai...
aaj pata chala ki kabhi cheenti ke bhi par nikaltey hai...
Inkey par nikalney sey pehley hi inko yeh samjhatey hai...
Jinkey ghar mey biwi ho woh nahin baahar nain milaatey hai...
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«Reply #140 on: August 29, 2006, 03:58:02 PM »
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iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.

Andheron ka bahut zikar kar rahe ho mere bhai
Dekhna kahin timepass ke chakkar mein
Biwi he andhere mein milne aayi :D :D :D


biwi humari gau hai aur.. ghar mein hi rehti hai.
aap hi mere parmeswar ho wo bas yahi kehti hai.




Dekho apni bholi bhaali biwi ko yeh kaisey chhaltey hai...
aaj pata chala ki kabhi cheenti ke bhi par nikaltey hai...
Inkey par nikalney sey pehley hi inko yeh samjhatey hai...
Jinkey ghar mey biwi ho woh nahin baahar nain milaatey hai...
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zindgi ka mazza bahar nain milane mein hai.
ghar ki roti to aachi hai per mazza piza khane mein hai.
kab tak rahe hum bhi ghar ke bhitar
aakhir hum bhi to rehte isi zamane mein hai.
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«Reply #141 on: August 29, 2006, 09:46:42 PM »
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iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.

Andheron ka bahut zikar kar rahe ho mere bhai
Dekhna kahin timepass ke chakkar mein
Biwi he andhere mein milne aayi :D :D :D


biwi humari gau hai aur.. ghar mein hi rehti hai.
aap hi mere parmeswar ho wo bas yahi kehti hai.




Dekho apni bholi bhaali biwi ko yeh kaisey chhaltey hai...
aaj pata chala ki kabhi cheenti ke bhi par nikaltey hai...
Inkey par nikalney sey pehley hi inko yeh samjhatey hai...
Jinkey ghar mey biwi ho woh nahin baahar nain milaatey hai...
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zindgi ka mazza bahar nain milane mein hai.
ghar ki roti to aachi hai per mazza piza khane mein hai.
kab tak rahe hum bhi ghar ke bhitar
aakhir hum bhi to rehte isi zamane mein hai.


gadde biwi ke sone ke chakhar mein
dekho kis aur ke gadde parh pohan gaye hain
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«Reply #142 on: August 29, 2006, 10:29:12 PM »
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Lagta hai humari khush zindagi se tum jal jaate ho
Hum par nahi chala jaadu to biwi tak mamla laate ho tongue3 tongue3 tongue3


dersal ye hum logo se darne lagi hai.
isiliye biwi ko laaker aapna bachv kerne lagi hai.


dekho biwi abhi nahi tu kya haal inh becharoon ka ho jata
aghar shaadhi hoti he nahi tu soocho...humara haal abhi thak kya ho jata
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«Reply #143 on: August 30, 2006, 04:01:17 AM »
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Quote from: "BHONDU"
Quote from: "ranjana"
Quote from: "Rajbir"
Lagta hai humari khush zindagi se tum jal jaate ho
Hum par nahi chala jaadu to biwi tak mamla laate ho tongue3 tongue3 tongue3


hum aapko aapki sahi jagah dikaahte hain
time paas ki raha per aapko chalne se bachaate hain :D  :D


aapki hi god mein ab humara sar hai,
per aapko aane kadam fisal jaane ka dar hai.


aapk sar apni god mein hamko nahi rakhana hai
aapke sar ke mehmaano[lice] ko apne sar ka ghar nahi dena hai tongue3  :lol:
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«Reply #144 on: August 30, 2006, 05:12:59 AM »
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aapki hi god mein ab humara sar hai,
per aapko aane kadam fisal jaane ka dar hai.


aapk sar apni god mein hamko nahi rakhana hai
aapke sar ke mehmaano[lice] ko apne sar ka ghar nahi dena hai tongue3  :lol:



Yeh kya gazab Ranju di aapney kar daala,
Yeh inkey mehmaano ka bhedh sare-aam kyon khol daala...
Ab samajh aaya ladke baar baar baal kyon banatey hai,
Actually mein to inko inkey mehmaan har ghadi satatey hai...
 :D  :D  :D
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«Reply #145 on: August 30, 2006, 06:11:57 AM »
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sahi kaha tumne in boys ka hua yeh haal
bilkul aise hogaye hayn jaise ek baal par attke ho so so mehmaan.....  :D
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«Reply #146 on: August 30, 2006, 06:18:04 AM »
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:D  :D

inke aise kai raaz hai jo hum   jaante hain
ghar ki murgi daal baraabar aur baahar wali ko yeh khub ghumaate hain :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #147 on: August 31, 2006, 05:47:32 AM »
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bichare ladko ki ab aai hai shamat
biwi ko premshwar mana phir bhi aai afat..
bighade deemag inke, ab thik kiye jayegy
dari bhi na dena inko, balcony mai inki chatai bichayegy tongue3:P:P
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«Reply #148 on: August 31, 2006, 06:03:23 AM »
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Dari, Gadda ya chatai kahin par bhi bichana
Biwi ko maana hai parmeshwar
Unhe to sang sone ke liye har jagah par padega aana
ichak dana ichak dana...dane ooper dana...ichak dana :D
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«Reply #149 on: August 31, 2006, 06:07:45 AM »
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bichare ladko ki ab aai hai shamat
biwi ko premshwar mana phir bhi aai afat..
bighade deemag inke, ab thik kiye jayegy
dari bhi na dena inko, balcony mai inki chatai bichayegy tongue3:P:P


tum ladkyion ko koi kaam nahin hai.
jab dekho badd badd karti rahti ho..
bandriya jaisi shakal banakar .
khud hi notanki deekhhati hai  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:
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