PATNI KO PARMESWAR MANO

by BHONDU on March 19, 2006, 05:20:44 AM
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«Reply #150 on: August 31, 2006, 06:10:50 AM »
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Dari, Gadda ya chatai kahin par bhi bichana
Biwi ko maana hai parmeshwar
Unhe to sang sone ke liye har jagah par padega aana
ichak dana ichak dana...dane ooper dana...ichak dana :D


yeh apni dadagiri kahi aur dikhana
tumhe milagi dari ke sang ek chatai
wahi bicha ke aaraam se so jaana
aur neend na aaye tumko jab
toh beth bhajan tum gaana .. tongue3  :D  :D
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«Reply #151 on: August 31, 2006, 06:13:28 AM »
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Dari, Gadda ya chatai kahin par bhi bichana
Biwi ko maana hai parmeshwar
Unhe to sang sone ke liye har jagah par padega aana
ichak dana ichak dana...dane ooper dana...ichak dana :D


yeh apni dadagiri kahi aur dikhana
tumhe milagi dari ke sang ek chatai
wahi bicha ke aaraam se so jaana
aur neend na aaye tumko jab
toh beth bhajan tum gaana .. tongue3  :D  :D


yeh toe apni dadagiri kahin aur dikhaa dega
dari aur chataai ke saath bhi jo jayega..
aaraam se tabhi so payegaa
jab tum jaisi bhootni kaa saya pichaa chodegaa :lol :lol :lol
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«Reply #152 on: August 31, 2006, 12:37:31 PM »
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iodex ki jagah sirf aapki ungliya hi chaligi,
aapke haath se her dawa meethi lagegi.
yu to unjala humare zakhmo ko dehlata hai,
milne ka asli mazza to andhere mein hi aata hai.

Andheron ka bahut zikar kar rahe ho mere bhai
Dekhna kahin timepass ke chakkar mein
Biwi he andhere mein milne aayi :D :D :D


biwi humari gau hai aur.. ghar mein hi rehti hai.
aap hi mere parmeswar ho wo bas yahi kehti hai.




Dekho apni bholi bhaali biwi ko yeh kaisey chhaltey hai...
aaj pata chala ki kabhi cheenti ke bhi par nikaltey hai...
Inkey par nikalney sey pehley hi inko yeh samjhatey hai...
Jinkey ghar mey biwi ho woh nahin baahar nain milaatey hai...
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zindgi ka mazza bahar nain milane mein hai.
ghar ki roti to aachi hai per mazza piza khane mein hai.
kab tak rahe hum bhi ghar ke bhitar
aakhir hum bhi to rehte isi zamane mein hai.


gadde biwi ke sone ke chakhar mein
dekho kis aur ke gadde parh pohan gaye hain


yu to anjaani ji aap ekdum hi bekaar hai,
phir bhi hum aapke gadde per sone ko taiyar hai,
maana ki us din mujhe aapni kismat per rona padega.
aur.. aapne aapne hi gadde ke neeche sona padega.
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«Reply #153 on: September 01, 2006, 07:41:56 AM »
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kon se khayalo mai app rahte hai
chatai per bhi khawab dekhte rahte hai
bada mushkil hai in ladko ko samjhana
ichak dana, bichak dana.. is ladko ki bato mai na aa jana

ichak dana tongue3:P:P
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«Reply #154 on: September 01, 2006, 08:51:55 AM »
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kon se khayalo mai app rahte hai
chatai per bhi khawab dekhte rahte hai
bada mushkil hai in ladko ko samjhana
ichak dana, bichak dana.. is ladko ki bato mai na aa jana

ichak dana tongue3:P:P


hum ko panchi nhi jo dana lene aaye hai,
bas ek raat ke liye hum saath nibhaye aaye hai.
aaj ki raat to <EDIT> sharat badhti hi jaa rahi hai.
yu to badi besharm hai per pata nhi aaj kyn shrma rahi hai.


dont mind..
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«Reply #155 on: September 03, 2006, 08:06:38 AM »
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Ek Raat,,,,,. hum,mm

Dost kavi ji, shabdo per jara dhayan dijiye
mana Funny hai, magar seema-rekha na paar kijiye
ho sakta hai kuch log yaha boora na bhi maane
magar her kisi ko ek sa na samjha kijiye

Jawab:
Ajj tak ladke dana dala karte the
ab ladkio ka jamana hai ayya
hulchal hai bahoot ladko main
magar unko waqat ka takaza samjh nahi ayya
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«Reply #156 on: September 03, 2006, 08:33:26 AM »
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Ek Raat,,,,,. hum,mm

Dost kavi ji, shabdo per jara dhayan dijiye
mana Funny hai, magar seema-rekha na paar kijiye
ho sakta hai kuch log yaha boora na bhi maane
magar her kisi ko ek sa na samjha kijiye

Jawab:
Ajj tak ladke dana dala karte the
ab ladkio ka jamana hai ayya
hulchal hai bahoot ladko main
magar unko waqat ka takaza samjh nahi ayya



gustakhi maaf pooji ji..per humne to bas mazak mein kaha thai :cry:  so srry yadi bura laga.haan yadi bbhawish meinkuch galtiyan hoti hai tab bhiaap ek aache frnd ki tarah correction ker dena. bura mat maanna.

aaj tak ladkiyan dana chugti thi ab pizzzza  ki demand ker rahi hai.
haath kya pakada diya inko ye to sar per chadne ke liye bad rahi hai.
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«Reply #157 on: September 03, 2006, 08:38:56 AM »
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kon se waqat ki baat karte ho
pizza khila kar hi bachte ho
Heere ki angoothi kaha kha gaye
ajkal ke ladke, kaha se kaha aa gaye
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«Reply #158 on: September 03, 2006, 08:43:48 AM »
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kon se waqat ki baat karte ho
pizza khila kar hi bachte ho
Heere ki angoothi kaha kha gaye
ajkal ke ladke, kaha se kaha aa gaye


heere ki angothi humare paas hifazat se rehne do,
tumare paas hogi to koi tumhe shoot ker dega.
aabhi to ho mere itni pyaari itni aachi mehbooba.
palak jhapakte hi koi tumhe bhoit ker dega.
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«Reply #159 on: September 03, 2006, 08:45:19 AM »
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bhoit?Huh??

yah mehbooba shabd kaha se aa gaya
lagt ahai kahin koi dhoka banda kha gaya
chupchap apne raste nikal lijiye
na koi galatfehmi pala kijiye tongue3
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«Reply #160 on: September 03, 2006, 08:53:06 AM »
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bhoit?Huh??

yah mehbooba shabd kaha se aa gaya
lagt ahai kahin koi dhoka banda kha gaya
chupchap apne raste nikal lijiye
na koi galatfehmi pala kijiye tongue3


srry wo bhoot tha..

jawab:

yu to koi bhi ladki itni masoom aur.. sehmi nhi dekhi,
aap se badi to aaj-tak koi galatfahmi nhi dekhi.
ab bolo aapko kaise dil se nikaal sakte hai.
jub bhagwaan ne mujhe paala hai to mere saath tumhe bhi paal saktein hai.
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«Reply #161 on: September 03, 2006, 08:54:01 AM »
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Patni jab parmeshwar ban jaye
Ghar ka har waqt kaam karwaye
Aise mein dari par sote hue sapne mein
Doosri ladkiyan mehbooba nazar aaye  :D
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«Reply #162 on: September 03, 2006, 08:56:25 AM »
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lo ji yah to abhi bhagwaan ke palne per aa gaye
lagta hai kadaki ke din in par cha gaye
sahi kaha mujse badi galatfehmi apne dekhi nahi
kayun ki mere VEER JI ki jail apne dekhi nahi tongue3:P:P
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«Reply #163 on: September 03, 2006, 08:59:11 AM »
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Patni jab parmeshwar ban jaye
Ghar ka har waqt kaam karwaye
Aise mein dari par sote hue sapne mein
Doosri ladkiyan mehbooba nazar aaye  :D


waise yaar inhe apni mehbooba hi bana lete
per inka darawna chehra beech mein ad jaayega.
kabhi aapne kesho ko bikhraker yadi chillai ye zor se.
mere saath mere doosto ko bhi dil ka dauda ped jaayega.
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«Reply #164 on: September 03, 2006, 09:01:37 AM »
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Patni jab parmeshwar ban jaye
Ghar ka har waqt kaam karwaye
Aise mein dari par sote hue sapne mein
Doosri ladkiyan mehbooba nazar aaye  :D


pati jab sidhi raha par na aaye
dusri ladki ko bibi se jayda behtar bataaye
fir bibi unko dari per kyu na sulaaye !! :D  :D
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