PATNI KO PARMESWAR MANO

by BHONDU on March 19, 2006, 05:20:44 AM
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«Reply #165 on: September 03, 2006, 09:02:03 AM »
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Patni jab parmeshwar ban jaye
Ghar ka har waqt kaam karwaye
Aise mein dari par sote hue sapne mein
Doosri ladkiyan mehbooba nazar aaye  :D


tabhi to balen roj khaye
ghar ke kaam karte najar ayye
apne hi jailkhane mai
khud band chillate najar ayye

 Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
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«Reply #166 on: September 03, 2006, 09:06:49 AM »
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lo ji yah to abhi bhagwaan ke palne per aa gaye
lagta hai kadaki ke din in par cha gaye
sahi kaha mujse badi galatfehmi apne dekhi nahi
kayun ki mere VEER JI ki jail apne dekhi nahi tongue3:P:P


bhagwaan sabhi ko palte hai
her musibat taalte hai.
humara bhi aacha haal denge.
pooja si musibat taal denge.
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«Reply #167 on: September 03, 2006, 09:07:42 AM »
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Patni jab parmeshwar ban jaye
Ghar ka har waqt kaam karwaye
Aise mein dari par sote hue sapne mein
Doosri ladkiyan mehbooba nazar aaye  :D


pati jab sidhi raha par na aaye
dusri ladki ko bibi se jayda behtar bataaye
fir bibi unko dari per kyu na sulaaye !! :D  :D


Yeh lo ji ek aur kamar matkati aa gayi
Mere hisse ke poori channe bhi kha gayi
Mere police mein hone ka faida yeh uthati hain
Tabhi to sabse pange lene se baaj nahi aati hain  :D
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«Reply #168 on: September 03, 2006, 09:16:26 AM »
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Veer ji, is Vikram ko band karo
iaka deemag ajj chakraya hai
na jaane kon si sabji bana kar
kis roti ke sath kha kar ayya hai
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«Reply #169 on: September 03, 2006, 09:17:45 AM »
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Patni jab parmeshwar ban jaye
Ghar ka har waqt kaam karwaye
Aise mein dari par sote hue sapne mein
Doosri ladkiyan mehbooba nazar aaye  :D


pati jab sidhi raha par na aaye
dusri ladki ko bibi se jayda behtar bataaye
fir bibi unko dari per kyu na sulaaye !! :D  :D


Yeh lo ji ek aur kamar matkati aa gayi
Mere hisse ke poori channe bhi kha gayi
Mere police mein hone ka faida yeh uthati hain
Tabhi to sabse pange lene se baaj nahi aati hain  :D


 Puzzled !  :evil:
humaari kamar per aap dhayan kyu lagaate hain
apne hisse ka khaana kha ke aap hamare khaane per nazar zaamate hain
dusaro ki biwi per nazar zara kam daalo
nahi toh hum aapko abhi hawalaat ki sair karaate hain! :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #170 on: September 03, 2006, 09:20:23 AM »
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Veer ji, is Vikram ko band karo
iaka deemag ajj chakraya hai
na jaane kon si sabji bana kar
kis roti ke sath kha kar ayya hai


pooji ji raham karo kya hum yu hi chilla rahe hai.
subah se bhookhe hai isiliye aapko time paas bana rahe hai :twisted:
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«Reply #171 on: September 03, 2006, 09:26:38 AM »
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yah kaya gazab hua
banda kaise ajj bhukha raha
biwi ne khana sare din banwaya
phir bhi bhukha apko ghumaya
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«Reply #172 on: September 03, 2006, 04:26:33 PM »
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yah kaya gazab hua
banda kaise ajj bhukha raha
biwi ne khana sare din banwaya
phir bhi bhukha apko ghumaya


biwiya aisi hi hoti hai,
aapne sauher se kaam kerwati hai.
wo aapna samajhker kerte hai jo aapki madad,
aap to unko aapna gulaam samajh jaati hai.
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«Reply #173 on: September 19, 2006, 12:04:25 PM »
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HEY! PRIYE TERA AASHIQ BANNE SE PAHLE
MUJHE BAHUMUKHI PRATIBHA KA DHANI BANNA HOGA

JAISE TUJHKO PHOOL PASAND HAI
TO MUJHE CHOR BANNA HOGA.

TU RAHTI BALCONY PER SO,
PIPE PER CHADNA HOGA.

KABHI KABHI TO HOTEL MEIN TUJHKO LE JANA CHAHIYE
AUR.. PAISE NA HO TO BARTAN MAAJNA AANA CHAHIYE.

TERA PRAMI BANNA HAI TO MUJHKO BAHUT KUCH SAHNA HOGA,
TU KARATE KI GYATA TO MUJHE KICK PADBANNA HOGA.

TERE PAPA KI GOLI SE MUJHKO THODA DARNA HOGA
SO BHAGNE KE LIYE MUJHE KUTTA BHI BANNA HOGA.

AUR.. BHUKHE NAA MARNA HO TO KHANA BHI PAKANA HOGA,
YADI TU THAK JAAYEGI DEVI TO TERE  CHARAN DABANA HOGA.

JUB TERE KHATIR PRIYE YE SARI CHEEJE KER JAAUNGA
TUB SAMJHUNGA MAIN TEAR SACCHA PRAMI BAN PAAUNGA.

YE BAAT SAACHI HAI "BHONDU" TUM JAANO YA NAA JANO,
PATNI SE HI SAARE SUKH HAI PATNI KO PARMESWAR MANO.


patni ko Ganesh bhagwan ji jaisa parmeshvar maano,
aur uski mundi kaatkar ghadi ki mundi fit karva do

patni ko Ganesh bhagwan ji jaisa parmeshvar maano,
aur 10 days ke baad samandar mein fek daalo
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«Reply #174 on: September 20, 2006, 11:44:48 AM »
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patni ko Ganesh bhagwan ji jaisa parmeshvar maano,
aur uski mundi kaatkar ghadi ki mundi fit karva do

patni ko Ganesh bhagwan ji jaisa parmeshvar maano,
aur 10 days ke baad samandar mein fek daalo


devdaas ji bahut aacha likha hai aapne

patni ko ganesh bhagwaan jaisa permeswar mane to patni khati jayegi.
nikal jaayega aapna diwala aur,,, unki diwali aayegi .
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«Reply #175 on: September 20, 2006, 11:48:48 AM »
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patni ko Ganesh bhagwan ji jaisa parmeshvar maano,
aur uski mundi kaatkar ghadi ki mundi fit karva do

patni ko Ganesh bhagwan ji jaisa parmeshvar maano,
aur 10 days ke baad samandar mein fek daalo


devdaas ji bahut aacha likha hai aapne

patni ko ganesh bhagwaan jaisa permeswar mane to patni khati jayegi.
nikal jaayega aapna diwala aur,,, unki diwali aayegi .


bakre ko kaatne se pehle use khitale peelate hain,
phir bakra eid ke din use khakar sab eid manate hain
[are bhondu, politics samjha kar]
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«Reply #176 on: September 20, 2006, 11:54:55 AM »
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bakre ko kaatne se pehle use khitale peelate hain,
phir bakra eid ke din use khakar sab eid manate hain
[are bhondu, politics samjha kar]


kaun kaha ye bakri hai ..ye to gadhi hai dear ..
kaam ki na kaaj ki
dushman anaaj ki.
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«Reply #177 on: September 20, 2006, 11:56:37 AM »
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wah wha .... kya baat hai :D:D:D:D:
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«Reply #178 on: September 20, 2006, 11:58:28 AM »
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bakre ko kaatne se pehle use khitale peelate hain,
phir bakra eid ke din use khakar sab eid manate hain
[are bhondu, politics samjha kar]


kaun kaha ye bakri hai ..ye to gadhi hai dear ..
kaam ki na kaaj ki
dushman anaaj ki.


jab saamaan uthvana hota hai to use gadhi bana dete hain,
jab khaana hota hai to use bakri bana dete hain,
jab ghar mein kaam bahot ho to use naukrani bana dete hain
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«Reply #179 on: September 20, 2006, 12:11:31 PM »
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jab saamaan uthvana hota hai to use gadhi bana dete hain,
jab khaana hota hai to use bakri bana dete hain,
jab ghar mein kaam bahot ho to use naukrani bana dete hain


haan aapn usay naukrani kaho wo war karegi.
hum usay sirf rani kahenge aur.. wo humko pyaar karegi.
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