phir bhi dil hai hindustani -Panna 5:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #60 on: April 22, 2005, 07:03:20 AM »

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wah nagma......

yeh samjhte hai khud ko salmaan khan
lekin hai assal mein thooka hua paan

tum samajhti ko khud ko american chhori,
asal mein ho bheekh maagne wali katori
ho ek number ki tapori :wink:


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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #61 on: April 22, 2005, 07:04:36 AM »

tapori bolta hai tu hamein

tu hai bin bulaya mehmaan
teri nahin hai koi pehchaan

tu bolta hai jaise bolta ho tota
haath mein de doongi tere main ek lota


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«Reply #62 on: April 22, 2005, 07:05:38 AM »

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shaadi bhi apne aap se kar lena
aur bizli ka bill bhi khud hi bhar lena :lol:

hum do badan ek jaan hain,
hum dono ki ek hi pehchaan hai :wink:

yeh tu galat bol raha hai
kyon apni tu pol khol raha hai :wink:

mein apni nahin, hamari pole khol raha hoon,
sab ko chilla chilla kar bata raha hoon :wink:

chilla mat jiyada warna gala kharaab ho jayega
aur fir yahan aakar bhashan kaise kar payega :twisted:

gala kya, mein to pura aadmi hi kharab hoon,
kyonki roz pita mein sharab hoon

sharaab liver kharaab karti hai
ladki zindagi abaad karti hai :lol:

ladkiyan dukh dekar sharab ki aadat lagati hain,
phir sharab ke baare mein bura kehti hai

na tum dokha do, na hum devdas bane,
na tum pagal banao, na hum pagal bane :wink:

ladkiyan buri aadte utarti hai
aur tum logo ki zindgi sawaarti hai

tum apne baal thik se sawaar nahin sakti
meri zindagi ka sawarogi,
khud ko terna aata nahin,
kisi doobte ko kya bachaogi :wink:

tu meri fikar chod de
ho sake to tu bolna hi chod de

bas meri baaton se hi dar gayi
saamne aaunga to kya hoga,
hamesha andhere mein rehti hai
roshni hogi to kya hoga


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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #63 on: April 22, 2005, 07:09:14 AM »

wah... desikuri,

yeh samjhtey hain khud ko hrithik roshan,
jabki assal main hote hain duniya ke pollution


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desikuri

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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #64 on: April 22, 2005, 07:10:51 AM »

hehe nagma-.....

aur yeh samjhte hai khud ko akshay kumaar
aur roz padti hai inko ghar se maar


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sachin_9810******

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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #65 on: April 22, 2005, 07:12:03 AM »

lomdi jaisa hai tera thopra
samajhti hai khud ko priyanka chopra
agar tu legi ladko se panga
nahin hoga ye tere liye changa
ladke kya cheez hai tu jaanti nahin
baar baar harti hai humse, phir bhi manti nahin


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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #66 on: April 22, 2005, 07:21:10 AM »

haarna hamne seekha nahin hai
mera khana feeka nahin hai


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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #67 on: April 22, 2005, 07:28:48 AM »

ladkiyon ke sirf 3 kaam
baten karna, khate rehna or vishraam


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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #68 on: April 22, 2005, 07:29:16 AM »

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sachin naam se, last ke 2 alphabet nikaal den to sach hota hai,
are sachin tu vakai mein kitna sach bolta hai
ladkiyon ke raaz kholta hai
[good work sachin, proud of u]


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desikuri

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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #69 on: April 22, 2005, 09:32:28 AM »

yeh devdaas ho gya hai langoooor
koi nahin dega isko khane ko angoor

yeh ho gya hai bawla
har ladki ko samjhta hai juhi chawla


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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #70 on: April 22, 2005, 09:46:06 AM »

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yeh devdaas ho gya hai langoooor
koi nahin dega isko khane ko angoor

yeh ho gya hai bawla
har ladki ko samjhta hai juhi chawla

maine kisi bhi ladki ko juhi chawla nahin kaha hai,
tera kaan aaj kuch bhi sun raha hai, mooh kuch bhi bak raha hai

kahan juhi chawla kahan tum,
tum to juhi chawla ka naam bhi nahin rakh sakti, juhi chawla kya banogi…uski picture dekhne ke bhi kabil nahin ho…theatre se dhakke maar maarke nikaal denge…juhi chawla tere saath photo bhi nahin khichwayegi,
kahan juhi chawla kahan tum


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desikuri

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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #71 on: April 22, 2005, 09:48:32 AM »

aisa hai kya langoor

yeh dekho aya hai yahan ek bandar
kal tak tha jo jail ke ander

yeh dekho aya hai yahan langoor
bhagwaan kare koi na khilaye ise angoor

yeh dekho aya hai yahan ek banda
jis ke sir par marenge hum ek danda aur fainkege ek anda


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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #72 on: April 22, 2005, 09:53:22 AM »

main tera humshakal nahin hoon,
isliye mujhe bandar mat bol
tujhme aur teri baaton mein,
lagta hai bahut bada jhol
tu ladki nahin anmol


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desikuri

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phir bhi dil hai hindustani

«Reply #73 on: April 22, 2005, 09:56:24 AM »

yeh tune kaise khe diya langoor
chal aaj se tera naam hai langoor
basa le is baat ko dil ke andar
samjhe o mere pyare bandar :lol:


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pehchaan_daruwala

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«Reply #74 on: April 22, 2005, 10:02:41 AM »


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