priy patni ka aabhar

by Prateek Mardia on July 13, 2008, 03:32:33 AM
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Priy patni ka aabhaar

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Priy Patni
Aaj samajh aaya
Tumhaara pyaar
Isiliye sareaam
Karta prakat aabhaar .
Roz office se jub laut-ta
Thaa thaka maanda
Paani ka ek glass
Poochna tumhe
Lagta thaa jyaada!
Pyaas se adhik
Meri budh jaati thee
Chintaaye
Vaivaahik jeevan mein
Yeh kaisi nit nayi
Baadheye…
Fir kiya shodh
To hua bodh..
‘ek glass paani peekar
Kahin bhook na maari jaaye’
Isiliye tumne socha
Kyon yeh pyaas
Bujhaaye!!

Khair,paroosa jub thaa khaana
Shushk vyanjano ka raha aana jaana
Office jaane se pehle aayi subah ko
Verma jee ki beti ki shaadi ki rasmalai
Padi rasoi mein ,akeli ,gumsum
Refrigerator ke kisi kaune me dubkaayi
Chaar din rukh kur
Faik dee jaayegi
Khaane ke samay parosni
Dhyaan nahi aayegi…
Kuch himmat maine bhee jutaayi
Aur pooch hi liya
Woh jo subah aayi thee mithaai
Kyon nahi tum usey laayi..
‘’abhee paanch din pehle
Jub aapse laddo ke liye poccha thaa
Tub aapne mana  jo kiya thaa’’
Roz roz khud hi badal lete ho vichaar
Aur fir boltey ho kyon nahi poochtey
Hum baar baar…..
Na vajan adhik,na sugar ki koi bimaari
Par patni ne bhee padhi hui he kahaavate saari
‘prevention is better than cure’
Isi ke tahat chalti he ub vyavasthaa humaari.

Un shushk vyanjano mein he dil apna lagaaya
Roti ke saath bhaaji,aur aam ke achaar ko apnaaya
Sabzi chunki ek hi thee ,pehli roti se khatam ho gayi
Rotiyaan aati gayi pur thaali pur unki nazar nahi gayi…
Nazar gayi bhee hogi,pur mun kahin aur thaa
 unka kitty ki sehaliyon ke saath agle roz
picture ka pehla din ,pehla show thaa!
Maine hi maun toda
Rasmalai ke saath hue atyaachaar se
Jo ub tuk hua thaa odha
‘Sabzi khatam ho gayi kya’
Kaha karke thaali ki taraf nazar
Who boli-kyon maangne mein jhijhak
Jo aur chahiye thee agar!   
Maangne pur mil he jaata he
Mera ghar restaurant ke comforts
Bhee de paata he!
Jub se aaye ye suvichaar
In choti choti baton ko lekar
Hum karte nahi takraar
Gehra he priy patni ka pyaar
Isliye karta prakat aabhaar!

Prateek
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«Reply #1 on: July 13, 2008, 04:05:03 AM »
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jeevan ki rozmarra kee choti choti samasya-en ....jo darasal....kisi bhi anr-rashtriya samasya se kahin jyaad wazan rakhti hai...ko aasan shabdon me dhalkar parosa hai aapne.......yahi wo choti-choti dararen hain jo badi khai..banti jaati hai..man..hi man.....

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«Reply #2 on: July 13, 2008, 04:42:59 AM »
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wah Pratek jie kaya baat hai....bahot khoob..
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«Reply #3 on: July 13, 2008, 04:49:23 AM »
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Quote from: bekarar on July 13, 2008, 04:05:03 AM
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jeevan ki rozmarra kee choti choti samasya-en ....jo darasal....kisi bhi anr-rashtriya samasya se kahin jyaad wazan rakhti hai...ko aasan shabdon me dhalkar parosa hai aapne.......yahi wo choti-choti dararen hain jo badi khai..banti jaati hai..man..hi man.....

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bekarar ji,

mazahiya shaayri mein durd kyon dhoondte ho...khaai ko kum karne ke liye naye naye tarrekon se vichaaro ko tabdeel karna hoga..swayam mein!

kavita ki saraahna ke liye shukriya.

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«Reply #4 on: July 13, 2008, 04:55:41 AM »
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Quote from: Pooja on July 13, 2008, 04:42:59 AM
wah Pratek jie kaya baat hai....bahot khoob..


shukriya pooja ji...

(aaj aapke kayi shabd ladkhada rahe hein.. shanivaar ki shaam shuru jo ho gayi aapki ya bekarar ji ki pichli kavita ka asar he ji?

pratek=prateek
jie=jee or ji
kaya=kya

(kindly take it lightly,mazahiya shaayri ka panna he)

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«Reply #5 on: July 13, 2008, 05:05:41 AM »
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sorry Prateek jee,

sahi kaha saturday late evening shuru ho chuki hai.... tongue3
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«Reply #6 on: July 13, 2008, 05:11:38 AM »
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ye roz biwi se aoni maar khate hain,
aur yahan aakar aabhar jatate hain,
sikhna hai kuch to inse seekho yaaron,
bartan bhi saaf karte hain, khana bhi banate hain,

ras malai inhi ne fridge me thi chipai,
jo inhone parvati ke liye thi bachai,
parvati hai inki kaam wali bai,
biwi ne dekh liya ho gai fir pitai...

just kidding
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«Reply #7 on: July 13, 2008, 05:18:21 AM »
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choro ko najar aaye sab chor
humko yahi baat ab to najar aai
aor bhi bataye hume Prateek je ke baare
issi tarah se apki sari herkate samne aai tongue3

Just Kidding tongue3
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«Reply #8 on: July 13, 2008, 05:20:11 AM »
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jo biwi se khaate maar
hum kyon na prakat
 kare aabhar
isi bhaane choo leti wo
pitai khaane ka samjho saar!

rasmalai parvati ke liye nahi chupai
uskey liye choclate pastry mangai
todi hi-fi he,uska bhee apna 'taste' he..
nahi biwi ki tarah usne mujhko samjha 'waste' he.

(not kidding)

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«Reply #9 on: July 13, 2008, 05:21:39 AM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard wah kaya baat hai Prateek ji.. bahoot khoob!!
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«Reply #10 on: July 13, 2008, 05:34:31 AM »
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 Laughing hard =))nice one prateek ji


parvati ko khilate hain FAT free pastry
biwi ko apne bane haath cholestrol wala khana
biwi ko kar diya mota aur parvati ko slim,
dekh lo zanab ye lazawab chemistry
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«Reply #11 on: July 13, 2008, 09:21:28 AM »
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biwi ko bus mere haathon ka bana bhaye
aur paarvati ko khud hum haathon se khilaaye
dekhlo ghulaam ki zindgi jeete he hazoor
jisko jaisa chaihye,vaisa karte jaaye!

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«Reply #12 on: July 13, 2008, 09:55:26 AM »
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parvati ko haathon se khilaoge,
biwi se roz maar khaoge,
fir se yo par uska aabhar jataoge,
lagta hai ek naya forum banwaoge,

sab wahan likhenge parvati ke kisse jhoothe sachche,
hum log kahenge bahoot achche bahoot achche
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«Reply #13 on: July 14, 2008, 05:09:39 PM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Good going Prateek ji and Bekarar ji!!
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«Reply #14 on: July 15, 2008, 03:00:01 AM »
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na kehna ki parvati koi kissa he
woh to is jeevan ka hissa he
kyon jalte ho, kyon karte aitraaz
hum jeevan mein nahi rakhte raaz

nahi hota agar parvati ka sahaara
kisko sunaata main dukhda saara
ghur ke saare kaam kya akela karta
aise khayaalon se main to darta

dil apna kuch tum bhee pighlao
meri baat ub samajh bhee jao
bund karo ub jalna,kuch tarkeeb lagao
ek kaam wali bai,tum bhee lao!
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