READ IT CAREFULLY

by Delicate_Doll on November 04, 2004, 09:09:27 AM
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Main kal ja rahi thi
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander  to bander hota hai
parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain..    
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

well..
khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to bhaija..aisa bhaija
kay bhaijay main bhaija hi nahi bhaija..
ye mujhe kisi nay bhaija.. isliye maine aap ko bhaija
Aap ko Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur ko Bhej Do.

Hisab BaraBar ... happy9 Hahahahahaha :lol:

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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: November 04, 2004, 02:11:16 PM »
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salma its hilarious !!!!

par ye pehle bhi kai baar post ho chuka hai!! sorry.......
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Pooja
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«Reply #2 on: November 04, 2004, 10:27:30 PM »
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Usual Smile
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #3 on: November 05, 2004, 10:30:05 AM »
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:lol:
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«Reply #4 on: November 05, 2004, 10:56:07 AM »
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bingooooooooo....phele bhi post ho chuka toh bhi koi baath nahin humara maksaad tha aap log ho hasan bas :lol:
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«Reply #5 on: November 05, 2004, 03:04:04 PM »
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:D nice
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sufyan
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«Reply #6 on: November 06, 2004, 05:13:12 PM »
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shayd tumhare dil mein shayar ka
khayal kisi ne nahin jagaya hai
likh kar ais batein tumne
sab ka time wast karaya hai
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«Reply #7 on: November 06, 2004, 07:37:20 PM »
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**
sufyan ji shaayar bhi insaan hote hain,
un ke bhi dilon mein jazbaat hote hain,
mana ke sanjeeda shaayri likhte hain,
par kabhi kabhi wo bhi to hanste hain....
**
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Talat
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«Reply #8 on: November 07, 2004, 07:20:54 AM »
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Nice both....
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #9 on: November 07, 2004, 08:34:04 AM »
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Quote from: "sufyan"
shayd tumhare dil mein shayar ka
khayal kisi ne nahin jagaya hai
likh kar ais batein tumne
sab ka time wast karaya hai



shayar ka khayal kisi ne  nahin jagathay hain,
ye apne aap se jaag jaatha hain,
likh kar aise baath time waste nahin karthay koi,
ye ek zaariya hai sab ka mood refresh karne ka.. Usual Smile
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #10 on: November 07, 2004, 09:05:50 AM »
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nice salma .............    pehle uska kardo .........
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nishita
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«Reply #11 on: November 07, 2004, 09:27:56 AM »
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nice salma
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #12 on: November 07, 2004, 04:09:36 PM »
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Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"
nice salma .............    pehle uska kardo .........



Aray maine  sufyan ji ka mood ko refresh kiya,
dhek ka tho un ka toh bheja hi nahin tha,
ab dimag main bheja hi nahin tha toh ,
kya mood hogaya kya refresh hoga....ahahahahah :lol:
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #13 on: November 07, 2004, 04:10:40 PM »
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juz kidding sufyan ji dont mind ahhahahahah
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #14 on: November 07, 2004, 04:21:18 PM »
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hahaha  very  funny salma............. :lol:
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