Restaurant me khana

by Meena on January 12, 2005, 07:24:42 PM
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«Reply #15 on: January 13, 2005, 12:32:52 PM »
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oyeeeeeeee ......yoooooooooooggggggg main moti nahin bay :hunter::lol:

tum do bander ko Banana khilati hun,
restaurant k bill de kar tumhari hosh udati hun :hunter::lol:


hahaah lolzzz all :lol:
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«Reply #16 on: January 13, 2005, 12:37:21 PM »
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lozlzz all
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #17 on: January 13, 2005, 12:38:11 PM »
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hum jahan jaayenge us hotel ko khareed lenge
wahan per sabhi ladkiyon ko waiter banayenge  :lol:
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«Reply #18 on: January 13, 2005, 12:39:57 PM »
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wah waheed waiter banayenge....
or clown wali dress pahnayenge..........
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #19 on: January 13, 2005, 12:43:42 PM »
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woh waiter banega to pagal tum jhadoo wale bano,
ek ek ladke wahan pe kaam karo na bano kaam chor :lol:
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«Reply #20 on: January 13, 2005, 04:22:15 PM »
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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

yaar lagta hai maine unemploye wale section me sher likh diya ,yaha to sab kam mange wale hai!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #21 on: January 13, 2005, 04:38:08 PM »
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lolllll

Prem jhaadu lagayega saath mein ladkiya patayega
Waheed bartan dhoega or Vim baar ko bar-bar khoega
Dono ko chain na ayega jab restrau khaali ho jayega
Ladki k chakkar mein jhaadu maar-maar k farsh zaroor ghis jaayega
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«Reply #22 on: January 13, 2005, 04:38:11 PM »
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DEKHO KAISA JAMANA AA GAYA
WAHEED BHI AB JHAROO SE MAAR KHA GAYA
MEENA KHILATI RAHI SAB KO RESTURANT KI ROTI
OR ISSS SOHEB KO BHI URNA AA GAYA
PATA CHALA SALMA HAI MOTI, CHALO WAHEED ISSKO NAHI DETAY AAJ ROTI.....



wah yug......wah
salma waheed,meena,soheb,sabhi ko aapne mazaa chakhaa diya,
par apne pitayee ka raasta khud bana liya.
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«Reply #23 on: January 13, 2005, 04:57:48 PM »
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lolllll mansi and pandit ji!

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #24 on: January 13, 2005, 06:30:50 PM »
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LOL mansi....

yog kehdiya aapne salma ko moti.....
khane gayee hai salma abhi roti.....
ajayegi abhi le ke apna chabuk.....
bhag sako to bhaglo utha ke apni dhoti.....
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«Reply #25 on: January 13, 2005, 06:42:50 PM »
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chabuk se hogi ladko hi aaj shamat,
yoindia me aa jayegi phir qayamat!

 :lol:
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«Reply #26 on: January 13, 2005, 08:10:17 PM »
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To all the kanjoos ppl:

kabhi to hume restaurant me khana khila dijiye ga,
nahin paise to humse hi ek threat le lijiye ga,
jo aa jaye waiter lekar bada sa bill,
to bhartan done ke liye tayar rahiye ga!


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


tum sudrogi nahi :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #27 on: January 13, 2005, 08:11:47 PM »
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chabuk se hogi ladko hi aaj shamat,
yoindia me aa jayegi phir qayamat!

 :lol:


aye jara baju hat hawa aane de
nahi to muje yaha se bhaag jaane de :lol:
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«Reply #28 on: January 14, 2005, 07:02:28 AM »
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LOL mansi....

yog kehdiya aapne salma ko moti.....
khane gayee hai salma abhi roti.....
ajayegi abhi le ke apna chabuk.....
bhag sako to bhaglo utha ke apni dhoti.....



lolzzzzzzz namkeen ........hahahha .main moti nahin hai yaar  :wink:  :lol:


sab ka main hosh udda doon,
khake aai hoon badi amst roti,
aaj bachon aaj tum ko main  goli se udda doon :wink::lol:

lolzzzzzzzzzzz namkeen bechare kise apni dhoti utta kar bhage :wink::lol:
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«Reply #29 on: January 14, 2005, 09:19:06 AM »
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hahahahahahahaha
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