sab hai bekar -Panna 3:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

desikuri

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«Reply #30 on: August 31, 2005, 09:31:14 AM »

bechare majid aur deva
tumhari jaan chootne par hasengi tum dono ki beva

sun o majib langde
tumhare sir par foote ande


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Devdas_online

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #31 on: August 31, 2005, 09:40:37 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

bechare majid aur deva
tumhari jaan chootne par hasengi tum dono ki beva

sun o majib langde
tumhare sir par foote ande

desi bandariya,

tum jeete jee na khud kabhi hasi na kisi ko hasa sake,
humne jeete jee bhi sakbo hasaya aur marne par bhi sabko hasa kar gaye


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desikuri

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #32 on: September 01, 2005, 07:29:49 AM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

Quote from: "desikuri"

bechare majid aur deva
tumhari jaan chootne par hasengi tum dono ki beva

sun o majib langde
tumhare sir par foote ande

desi bandariya,

tum jeete jee na khud kabhi hasi na kisi ko hasa sake,
humne jeete jee bhi sakbo hasaya aur marne par bhi sabko hasa kar gaye

deva langoor

tumhari sadi hui shakal dekh kar sab haste hai
tum jio chahe maro, tum aur majid to kutte ke dil mein baste hai :twisted:


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desikuri

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«Reply #33 on: September 01, 2005, 07:31:21 AM »

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thanks deva sir

oye desi bandariya mai to langda hoon par tum to bina bheje ki bandariya ho .

chalo achhi baat hai hume dekhkar koi to hasega

par tumaari sadi hui surat dekhar bichaara hasta aadmi bhi ro dega.

plz khule muh mat gumnag bandariya warna log darr jaayenge .

ey majid

tu jab bhi bahar nikalta hoga log darwaaza band kar lete honge
tu jab bhi kisi ko bulata hoga, log naak band kar lete honge

tujh jaise half chadi ko kaun pasand karega
jo bhi pasand karega tere saath narak mein jayega :twisted:


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sabreena

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #34 on: September 01, 2005, 02:33:37 PM »

deva hai gatter kii shaan
majid hai thooka hua paan

deva hai pagalon ka sardaar
majid ka hai porta bheja bekaar

deva hamesha hi zero saabit hota hai
majid hamesha haar ker rota hai

deva ko kabhi paro nahii milti hai
majid kii gf kisi orr ke saath ghoomti hai

deva roz naaly ke paani se nahata hai
majid police se bachker idher-udher bhaagta hai

deva ko rozz dog ka jhoota khana padta hai
majid deva ka khana dekhker lalchata hai

her raat gatter mein soty hain yeh dono
issliye her insaan inn dono se door bhaagta hai.............................................. .................................


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Devdas_online

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #35 on: September 02, 2005, 09:08:21 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

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Quote from: "desikuri"

bechare majid aur deva
tumhari jaan chootne par hasengi tum dono ki beva

sun o majib langde
tumhare sir par foote ande

desi bandariya,

tum jeete jee na khud kabhi hasi na kisi ko hasa sake,
humne jeete jee bhi sakbo hasaya aur marne par bhi sabko hasa kar gaye

deva langoor

tumhari sadi hui shakal dekh kar sab haste hai
tum jio chahe maro, tum aur majid to kutte ke dil mein baste hai :twisted:

kutte ke dil mein basna manjoor hai, tere dil mein nahin,
gutter ki badbu soongni manjoor hai, tere sharir ki nahin


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sab hai bekar

«Reply #36 on: September 02, 2005, 09:12:04 AM »

Sabreena janwaron ka bacha hua maas khati hai,
Desi gaye ka kiya hua gobar chawal mein milakar khati hai

Jab koi kabutar apna ghosla chhodkar ud jaata hai,
tab yeh sabreena bandariya wahan so jaati hai

Sabreena gadhi ki sawari karke apne paise bachati hai,
Mahine mein do-teen baar chori ke ilzaam mein pakdi jaati hai


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desikuri

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #37 on: September 02, 2005, 09:20:21 AM »

deva aur majid......

deva kutte ki aas hai
majid gadhe ke paas hai

deva nakalchi bandar hai
majid jail ke andar hai

deva keechad khata hai
majid deva ko bhata hai


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sabreena

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #38 on: September 02, 2005, 09:27:45 AM »

deva karele se bhi kadwa hai
majid khatta halwa hai

deva bevakufon kii misaal hai
majid mary kutty kii khaal hai

deva bateezii mein sabse aagy hai
majid besharmi mein sabse aagy hai

deva chuhon ka sartaaj hai
majid bikul bakwaas hai

deva dakoo banny ke bhi layak nahi hai
majid naali saaf kerny ke bhi layak nahi hai

deva hamesha paro paro chilaata rahyga
majid hamesha ladki patany mein laga rahyga

[arrey abb toh sudher jao jungli jaanwaron werna gabber singh aa jayega.]................................................. ...........


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desikuri

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #39 on: September 02, 2005, 09:37:11 AM »

deva naali ka keeda hai
majid ankhon se teeda hai

deva kutte ki bhookh hai
majid ladkyion se door hai

deva sada hu tamater hai
majid ka dil gutter hai

deva ki jubaan kaali hai
majid mere bageeceh ka maali hai

aur in dono ka bheja khali hai


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sabreena

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #40 on: September 02, 2005, 10:08:58 AM »

bilkul correct baat desi!!!!!

deva sookhi hui daali hai
majid apke ghar kaa maali hai

deva paro ko na paany se dukhi hai
majid gf na bana pany se dukhii hai

deva hemesha jhoot bolta rehta hai
majid apni poll khud kholta rehta hai

deva roz subah sabse pitker aata haii
majid ko bimari hai ussey koi choona nahi chahta hai

deva bekaar aadton mein pada rehta hai
majid sabko apni jhooti kahani sunata rehta hai

deva ka dil kaala se orr kaala ho chuka hai
majid haar maanker apny bill mein ja chupa hai

deva orr majid her roz yahan aaty darty hain
hamary aany ke baad orr jaany se pahly hamein salam kerty hain............................................. ......................................


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sabreena

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #41 on: September 02, 2005, 12:08:58 PM »

ok yaar tum toh mind ker gaye mazaak tha nahi kahoongi .....abhi khush......

majid hai sada hua koodedaan
majid ka lut gaya kiraye ka makaa
cheen lii uski kisi ne chappalon kii dukaan
majid lag raha hai bahot pareshaan
issliye ker raha hai railway station per kuli ka woh kaam............................................. ................


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sab hai bekar

«Reply #42 on: September 02, 2005, 12:40:57 PM »

yeh sabreena hai bimaar murgi ka diya hua bimaar anda,
aur iska dimaag hai sade hue ped ki tehni mein laga hua keeda


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sabreena

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sab hai bekar

«Reply #43 on: September 02, 2005, 03:39:56 PM »

yeh deva hai sady hue kutty ka mara hua pilla
isky ser per marna padega gober ka dhela............................................ .......


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sab hai bekar

«Reply #44 on: September 03, 2005, 06:34:13 AM »

duniya ki jo sabse badi gandagi hai jiska naam abhi tak nahin rakha gaya,
phir bahut soch kar us gandagi ka naam shrimati sabreena rakh diya


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