- Sachayi Ladko Ki -:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Meena

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well well....yeh poem hai sachayi ladko ki....read it and enjoy it! :D

Apni girlfriend ko kehte hai mai sirf tumse pyar karta hoon,
Aur doosri ko bolte hai mai tere phone call ka din raat intezaar karta hoon!

Ek ko kehte hai, meri laila, pyar me tu hi tu mujhe nazar ati hai,
Par man hi man me uski saheli unko bhati hai!

Kehte hai ke teri pyar me janam maine neende hai gawayi,
Nahin batate ke raat me casino me apni salery thi lagayi!

Dawa karte hai ke tere liye to sharab bhi chod di tere yeh deewana ne,
Raat ko pi kar baithe hote hai bewade har maikhane me!

Gift dete hai har ladki ko pyari pyari,
Yeh nahin batate ke kis dukha se ki t hi yeh chori!

Aaj kal ladkiyan hogayi ha hoshiyar,
Ladko ke pol kolne me rehti hai humesha tayar!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(dont mind it dosto, aise hi hasi mazak ke liye)


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thycreator

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- Sachayi Ladko Ki -

«Reply #1 on: June 27, 2005, 03:34:52 PM »

ha ha ha........mujhe laga ye mere liye likha gaya hai..........lollzzzzz...
Gud one meena ji.........
Hum ladke bhi kya kare jab ladkiyan aisi ho gayi,
Sharafat ko chod wo paise ki lalach mein kho gayi,
Unhe toh chahiye bas bungla,motor aur shopping hi,
Aise mein dilfenk ladkon ki toh chandi ho gayi....;-)


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HumTum

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«Reply #2 on: June 27, 2005, 03:35:05 PM »

hummmm Meena ji hummmmm mmm

to arz hai !!!

ladko ki itni bhi jiada tareef na kiya kijiye
ladkiyoon ke bare mein bhi zra bol diya kijiye

lagati hai pechey yeh ladkey hazaar
bahoon mein do rakhti hai bazzu mein chaar

kehti hai humey pyaar un nojwanoo se hai
jo khatey peetey granoo se hai

aur kya tareef in ladiyooN ki kre HumTum
humey to btatey bhi aati hai sharam

gar na hota humey biwi ke belan ka daar
khol detey raaz sarey kudiiyooN ke idhar

ik ko dil mein rkahti hai dusrey ko demak mein
phone mein kehti hai miltey ho kya raat mein

humey bhi ik asii choti ne hai ptaya
na pucho usney hum pe kya kya gazab hai dhaya

pyaar se humey gunchu bhi kehti hai
muhh mein raam raam bagal mein churi rakhti hai !!

baqi baad mein ..


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thycreator

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«Reply #3 on: June 27, 2005, 03:38:05 PM »

wah wah humtum........kya bat hai........

In ladkiyon ke nakhre bhi toh hazar hote hai,
Har roz hi ek do ladke inke shikar hote hai,
Discussion hota hai boyfriends ke lambi list ka,
Har roz ek do patane ko ye toh taiyar hoti hai...


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HumTum

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«Reply #4 on: June 27, 2005, 03:40:30 PM »

aree janab yeh suniye kya ladkiya hai aaj kal ki

ek sachi premika apne ameer premi se...

tu nahin to zindagi mein aur kya rah jaayega
bangla, gaadi, bank balance sab chala jaayega

yun bhi hoga five star hotel mein hum khana khayenge
tu nahin hoga to phir bill bhi rah jaayega

silk ki saadiyan wo diamond ki rings
sab dhuan ho jaayengi bas khawaab hi rah jaayega!!

ab boliye Meena ji !


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Meena

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«Reply #5 on: June 27, 2005, 03:41:24 PM »

lolllllllllllllllllllllll creator aur humtum ji!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

arre tum log hi samajhte ho ladkiyon ko galat,
woh ladke hi hai jo unsafe karte hai har sadak!

ladkiyan to hoti hai bholi bhali,
yah kehe do unko matwali!! :lol:


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HumTum

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«Reply #6 on: June 27, 2005, 03:44:51 PM »

lagta hai aapney mera upper wala post nhi pda !! khair yeh suniye !!!

ladki to waseey hoti hai har koi matwali
chahey ho officer ya ho kaamwali

inki adayoon ka ab kya kehna hai yarooN
koi bhi chlegi chandermukhi ya paro

ladko ko kehti hai yeh bura bhalaa
inkey demak ka hai skrew hillaa


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Meena

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«Reply #7 on: June 27, 2005, 03:45:32 PM »

lollll creator aur humtum....

arre

ladke hi doondte hai maldar kuddi,
unko gift me dete hai 5 rs ki churi,

ek bar bna jate hai jab ghar jamayi,
phirnahin karte koi aur kamayi,

biwi ke paise pe karte hai aish,
aur pani ki tara lutate hai uska cash!!

:lol:


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thycreator

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«Reply #8 on: June 27, 2005, 03:46:03 PM »

sahi kaha humtum.........aur meena ji....ye kis age ki bat kar rahi hai......

Aajkal ki ladkiyan toh fashion ki beemar hoti hai,
Har roz naye kapdo ki unhe darkaar hoti hai,
Tan pe kapde kam aur makeup jyada hota hai unke,
Aur unke ladkon par nakhre beshumar hote hai...


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thycreator

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«Reply #9 on: June 27, 2005, 03:48:05 PM »

Ye sun lo.........

Ladkiyan toh bas dhoondhti hai ladka bas aisa,
Jiske pocket mein ho uske baap ka khoob paisa,
Phir har roz movie aur shopping ke daur hote hai,
Kangal hokar bad mein phir wo ladke rote hai......


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Meena

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«Reply #10 on: June 27, 2005, 03:48:50 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

oye padda tha na!!!!!!!!1

ladkiyone ke dimag ka screw nahin hota dila,
mai to keht ihoon ladko ko to dimag hi nahin mila! :lol:


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Meena

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«Reply #11 on: June 27, 2005, 03:51:29 PM »

Quote from: "thycreator"

arre mana ke thoda sa fashion karti hai ladkiyan,
par guzarti hai ek gali se to ladke kol lete hai apni pani kidkiyan,

gurrte rehte hai unko jab tak baar nahin jata unke chashmo ka number,
ladko ko to kar dena chahiye jail ke andar!! :lol:


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HumTum

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«Reply #12 on: June 27, 2005, 03:51:49 PM »

dekho sar e aam juth bola ja rha hai
ladkiyoon ki harkatoon pe parda kiya ja rha hai

shaadi honey ke baad bhi rakhti hai chakkar
aur kya paap hoga bolo iss se bhadkar

bhai bhai ke beech mein ban jati hai dewar
shaadi ke baad khud samjti hai ghar ki thaneydaar !!


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Meena

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«Reply #13 on: June 27, 2005, 03:53:54 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

arre arre mai to bayan kar rahi hono sachayi,
tujhe hi lag rahi hai humtum isme karwayi!

ladkiyan to hoti hai bohot hi patwrata,
ladke hi karte rehta hai usse hurdam jaghda!

ghar ko jodne ke lyie laga deti hai puri zindagi,
par pati hai ke bahar wali ki karte hai bandagi!! :lol:


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thycreator

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«Reply #14 on: June 27, 2005, 03:54:17 PM »

Ha ha ha...........

Ladkiyan hi toh hoti hai aakal se dheeli,
Jaise ki ho koi bina paindi ki pateeli....
Jab bant raha tha dimag toh makeup mein busy thi,
Ab bechariyan ro ro ke ho gayi hai neeli peeli...


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