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                      AAO MILJULKAR SARKAAR BANAAIN,
                      MIL BAANT KAR HUM KHAAIN,
                      MIL KAR DESH KI WAAT LAGAAIN,
                      JAB JANTAA KEY SAAMNEY AAIEN-
                      EK DOOSREY PER AAROP LAGAAIN,
                      FIVE STAR MAIN JAAKAR RANG RALIAN MANAIN,
                      JANTAA KI GAADHI KAMAAI LUTAAIN,
                      AAO MILJUL KAR HUM DESH CHALAAIN..!


                      BAPU , CHACHA , PATEL NEY--,
                      MIL KAR HUMAIN AAZAADI DILAAYI,
                      HUM ISS AAZAADI KAA FAYDAA UTHAIN,
                      JANTAA KO AAPAS MAIN LADAAIN,
                      PHIR SHAANTI KAA SANDESH SUNAAIN,
                      AAO MILJUL KAR HUM DESH CHALAAIN..!!


                      POLICE .QAANOON SAB APNAA HAI,
                      JISEY JAISEY CHAAHEY NACHAAIN,
                      NAYEE NAYEE YOJNAA BANAAIN,
                      MILEY JO PAISAA DAKAAR JAAIN,
                      APNI ZINDAGI MAIN SAKOON LAAIN,
                      5 SAAL BAAD PHIR JANTAA SEY MILNEY JAAIN,
                      AAO MILJUL KAR HUM DESH CHALAAIN..!!!
                      
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«Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 01:56:20 PM »
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KYA BAAT HAI    MARHOOM BAYAHAAT JI.......

AAO MILJUL KAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ KARNE PAR TAX LAGAAEY.
APNE KANOON APNE NIAM BANAAEY,
DESH CHALAANEY KA, APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.

SUBAH 6 SE 10 TAK,PEESHAB KARNE PAR,KOI TAX NA LAGAAEYN.
10 KE BAAD PEESHAB KARNE PAR,QUANTITY  KE HISAB SE TAX LAGAAEY.
AAO MILJULKAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ PAR TAX LAGAAEY.
APNE KANOON APNE NIAM BANAAEY,
DESH CHALAANEY KA, APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.

IS DESH MAIN KOI BHI KISI KO CHED SAKHTA HAI,
CHEDNA ZULAM NAHIN HAI IS AZAAD DESH MAIN.
PURE SAAL MAIN JO SABSE JAASTI CHEDEYGAA,
US SE 2-LAAKH LIYA JAAYEGA,AUR BADLE MAIN BAHAADUR-CHAKRA DIYA JAAYEGA.
AAO MILJULKAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ PAR TAX LAGAAYEN.
APNE KANOON APNE NIAM BANAAEY,
DESH CHALAANEY KA, APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.

IS DESH MAIN KOI BHI KISI KA KHOON KAR SAKHTA HAI,
APNO KA KHOON KARNA TAX-FREE HAI,HAMAARE BAAP KA KYA JAATA HAI.
AAM-AADMI KA KHOON KARNE PAR,2-LAAKH KA TAX LAGEYGAA,
AUR BADLE MAIN "CHOTA-KAATIL" KA KHITAB MILEYGAA.
FAMOUS AADMI KA KHOON KARNE PAR,5-LAAKH KA TAX LAGEYGAA,
AUR BADLE MAIN "BADA-KAATIL" KA KHITAB MILEYGAA.
SARKAAR CHALAANEY WALLON KE DUSHMAN KA KHOON KARNE PAR, KOI TAX NAHIN LAGEYGAA,
AUR BADLE MAIN 10-KAROD AUR SARKAAR MAIN SHAAMIL HONEKO MILEYGAA.
AAO MILJULKAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ PAR TAX LAGAAYEN.
APNA KANOON APNA NIAM BANAYEN,
DESH CHALAANEY KA,APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.
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«Reply #2 on: July 27, 2009, 09:43:55 AM »
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bahut hi acha likha hai MB n cara
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«Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 11:58:42 AM »
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Quote from: cara on July 25, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
KYA BAAT HAI    MARHOOM BAYAHAAT JI.......

AAO MILJUL KAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ KARNE PAR TAX LAGAAEY.
APNE KANOON APNE NIAM BANAAEY,
DESH CHALAANEY KA, APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.

SUBAH 6 SE 10 TAK,PEESHAB KARNE PAR,KOI TAX NA LAGAAEYN.
10 KE BAAD PEESHAB KARNE PAR,QUANTITY  KE HISAB SE TAX LAGAAEY.
AAO MILJULKAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ PAR TAX LAGAAEY.
APNE KANOON APNE NIAM BANAAEY,
DESH CHALAANEY KA, APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.

IS DESH MAIN KOI BHI KISI KO CHED SAKHTA HAI,
CHEDNA ZULAM NAHIN HAI IS AZAAD DESH MAIN.
PURE SAAL MAIN JO SABSE JAASTI CHEDEYGAA,
US SE 2-LAAKH LIYA JAAYEGA,AUR BADLE MAIN BAHAADUR-CHAKRA DIYA JAAYEGA.
AAO MILJULKAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ PAR TAX LAGAAYEN.
APNE KANOON APNE NIAM BANAAEY,
DESH CHALAANEY KA, APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.

IS DESH MAIN KOI BHI KISI KA KHOON KAR SAKHTA HAI,
APNO KA KHOON KARNA TAX-FREE HAI,HAMAARE BAAP KA KYA JAATA HAI.
AAM-AADMI KA KHOON KARNE PAR,2-LAAKH KA TAX LAGEYGAA,
AUR BADLE MAIN "CHOTA-KAATIL" KA KHITAB MILEYGAA.
FAMOUS AADMI KA KHOON KARNE PAR,5-LAAKH KA TAX LAGEYGAA,
AUR BADLE MAIN "BADA-KAATIL" KA KHITAB MILEYGAA.
SARKAAR CHALAANEY WALLON KE DUSHMAN KA KHOON KARNE PAR, KOI TAX NAHIN LAGEYGAA,
AUR BADLE MAIN 10-KAROD AUR SARKAAR MAIN SHAAMIL HONEKO MILEYGAA.
AAO MILJULKAR SARKAAR BANAAEY,
HAR CHEEZ PAR TAX LAGAAYEN.
APNA KANOON APNA NIAM BANAYEN,
DESH CHALAANEY KA,APNA VAIPAAR BANAAEY.


BAHUT KHOOB CARA JI
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«Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 12:34:07 PM »
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Mr. MB Very interesting critism with humor filled twists.
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«Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 02:26:35 PM »
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Quote from: samnoj on July 27, 2009, 09:43:55 AM
bahut hi acha likha hai MB n cara

THANX SAMNOJ JI
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«Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 02:27:46 PM »
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Quote from: MHussain on July 29, 2009, 12:34:07 PM
Mr. MB Very interesting critism with humor filled twists.



THANK U MR. MHUSSAIN
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«Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 02:28:39 PM »
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Bahut khoob MB and Cara ji
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Quote from: Roja on July 31, 2009, 02:28:39 PM
Bahut khoob MB and Cara ji

THANK U ROJA JI
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 Applause Applause Applause
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Quote from: adil bechain on August 18, 2009, 08:52:52 AM
Applause Applause Applause

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