Mere pyare bahiyoon aur sheliyooN ..... baad mud'dat ke is mehfil mein aana hua .. kuch le ke aaya hoon .. kal shab mujhey ik khawaab ne chonka diya .... phir rat 3 bajey ke baad na need aa ski ... to ussi khwaab ka zikr yha ker rha hoon ..... gaur farmaiyega ..... jo abhi kuwarey hai !!
O’begum shubha ke 10:00 bej gaye aur tu hai soyi hui
Na toilet hua hai saaf na hi kitchen hai doyii hui
Ab chunnu ka nappy bhi kya mein hi change kru
Badboo se sare kamrey ki halat hai buri hui
Oh sust !!ik cup chai hi bna de mere liye tu
Kab se yeh tam-na dil mein hai uthi hui
Cartoons pe machroon ka hai jamawda
Aur tv pe adda kilo dhool hai jami hui
Dinning table pe yeh saziyoon ke daag to dekh
Aur sofey ki saets bhi hai fati hui
Iss gahr ko bna rakha hai hospital tuney
Wha hai patiyoon ka der aur yha dawai giri hui
Makhiya binbina rhi hai kal raat ke khaney pe
Aur yeh telephone ki tareey bhi hai kati hui
Dekh zra uth ke halat-e-bartaano ko tu
Sink mein jassey ik jang hai chidi hui
Aree kuttey ko to de de kuch kahaney ko
Dekh uski surat roni se hai bani hui
E’husn-e-shazaadi apney kapdo ko to sambaal le
Ghar ke kone koney mein hai numaish lagi hui
Shaadi ker ke ab yeh khaayal aata hai “HumTum”
Kyun yeh affat hai mere galey pdi hui !!
kya hass rhey meri halat pe ... aap ki bhi bari aayigi !!
HumTum
bahut aacha likha hai yaar mera bhi kuch aaisa hi khayal hai,...
jabse hui hai shadi gana ye ga raha hu,...
12 baje ghadi me amdam ji so rahi hai,..
bachho ki fauj aaker mere gale ro rahi hai,...
kichan me hai cocroah ghum rahe,.
ghar me hai joto ki rail chal rahi hai,...
12 baje ghadi me madam ji soo rahi hai,..
rehta jo aakla na koi hata jhamela,..
na karta kisi ki hazuri ,bus kam karta aapne zaroori,..
na banani parti puri na baigan ka bharta,...
jo bahar bhi mai jata bus girlfriend ko ghumata,.
na hote meri shadi na bachho ko sulata,....
bus kam karta aapna ,shadi rehti ek sapna,
na hoti meri shadi na pisna padhta,.....