Shadi Se Pehle, Shadi Ke Baad

by majid on March 25, 2008, 12:22:21 PM
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Shadi Se Pehle Bhi Kitni Haseen Zindgani Hoti Hai.
Har Pal Har Ghadi Mast Mast Aazadi Hoti Hai.

Par Shadi Ke Baad Dekho to Sirf Pareshani Hoti Hai.
Kyun Ki Biwi Naam Ki Aafat Jo Aapke Ghar Aati Hai.

Chheen Leti Hai Aapka Chain.o.Sukun Itne Huqum Chalati Hai
Hum Dete Dete Thak Jate Hain Woh Itne Kharche Karwati Hai.

Ya Khuda Ye Kudrat ka Khel Hai Ya Koi Karisma Tera
Kal Talak Jo Lagti Thi Mujhe Pari Aaj Wahi Chudail Nazar Aati Hai


Bechare Pati Ko Bhi Dekho Uski Bhi Kya Kahani Hoti Hai
Use Bus Sirf Ghar Se Daftar Aur Daftar Se Ghar Main Zindagi Bitani Hoti Hai,,,
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«Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 07:31:14 AM »
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Bohat acha likha hai majid ji


Zindagi mein shaadi se har koi aise pareshan nahi hota hai
Ladke kudh shaadi ka faisla karte hai kudh ladki doonte hai

Sansar sukhi chahte hai aur sunder biwi ki khwaish rakte hai
Kudh toh videsh jaate hai aapne ghar walon ko tanha chor jaate hai

Fir kahete hai biwi karti karcha ghar par aur ladke kudh maaze luth the hai
Biwi ki  Zimmey daari kon samjhe ye toh sirf wohi samjhe jisne zindagi ko sukh dekha hai

Galat kahete hai log joh samjhe shaadi zindagi mein tabaai lekar aati hai
Yun kaho shaadi se ghar sunder aur shushil hota hai aur lakshmi ka prevesh hota hai
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«Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 09:18:18 AM »
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    yaar shadi ka pahala mare biwe sredave
    aab lagte hai phoolan davi
    shadi ka pahala chandramukhi
    shadi ka baad jwalamukhi
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«Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 11:24:16 AM »
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bahut ache majid, honey n sandip
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«Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 03:13:43 PM »
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Bahoot khoob Majid, apki kavita ko najar mai rakhte hue yahi likha gaya:

shadi se pahle kitani haseen zindagi hoti hai
ek ek  baat munh se nikali poori hoti hai

par shadi ke baad dekhon jara miyan ji ke nakhare
her kahin baat, 10 baar dohraani jaroori hoti hai

rahte the jo bechain her pal ek jhalak paane ko humari
ajj unhe kaha office se fursat hoti hai

Ya khuda na karte shadi aor rakhte inko aise hi piche piche
Lagte the jo SRK shadi se pahle, unki hi shadi ke baad NANA Patekar se chavi hoti hai

Is liye kahti hu dosto, kabhi na inse tum shadi karma
Phir dekho kaise umarbhar inki akal thikane hoti hai!!!
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«Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 03:30:40 PM »
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shukaria Majid ji!!
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«Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 12:00:09 PM »
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Good

achi hai Usual Smile
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«Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 12:02:11 PM »
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bahut ache pooja ji
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«Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 09:03:00 AM »
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Quote from: majid on March 30, 2008, 10:40:52 AM
Quote from: honeyrose on March 26, 2008, 07:31:14 AM
Bohat acha likha hai majid ji


Zindagi mein shaadi se har koi aise pareshan nahi hota hai
Ladke kudh shaadi ka faisla karte hai kudh ladki doonte hai

Sansar sukhi chahte hai aur sunder biwi ki khwaish rakte hai
Kudh toh videsh jaate hai aapne ghar walon ko tanha chor jaate hai

Fir kahete hai biwi karti karcha ghar par aur ladke kudh maaze luth the hai
Biwi ki  Zimmey daari kon samjhe ye toh sirf wohi samjhe jisne zindagi ko sukh dekha hai

Galat kahete hai log joh samjhe shaadi zindagi mein tabaai lekar aati hai
Yun kaho shaadi se ghar sunder aur shushil hota hai aur lakshmi ka prevesh hota hai

Honey Ji Aap Bohat Bhole Hai Yaar Mazak Bhi Nahi Samajhte Hai.
Anyways Aapne Bhi Bohat Achhe Se Likha Hai Ji Keep It Up..

And Ha Thanks Ji

Majid maine mazak pe hi likha hai dont worry icon_flower
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«Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 10:54:32 AM »
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Quote from: majid on April 08, 2008, 10:08:11 AM
Achhi Baat Hai Honey Ji.
Par Mazak Main Bhi Aapne
Kaafi Had Tak Sachai Bhi Bayan Kardi Hai
Kher Jo Bhi Ho.....
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Oh well tik hai ..Usual Smile

Shaadi se pehle maa aur pitaji ki sunno
Shaadi ke baad pati ki sunno
Yeh sunte sunte waqt beet jaata hai
Jab pata chalti hai toh sar dukh ney lagta hai tongue3
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«Reply #10 on: April 08, 2008, 11:36:12 AM »
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Good Work Majid, Honey, Sandip and Pooja
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«Reply #11 on: April 09, 2008, 12:37:16 PM »
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Thanks celmira sis and majid

Shaadi se pehle sab kapde washing mashing pe dote the tongue3
Shaadi ke baad sab kapde haat se dona pad raha hai.. BangHead
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«Reply #12 on: April 09, 2008, 12:45:28 PM »
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shadi say pehlay kanwaray thay happy3
shadi kay bad shadi shuda ho gay NaNaNa NaNaNa NaNaNa Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #13 on: April 09, 2008, 12:49:24 PM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Shaadi se pehle bhi uski chalti thee
Shaadi ke baad bhi usi ki chal rahi hai  DOH  Crying
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«Reply #14 on: April 09, 2008, 12:49:56 PM »
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Shaadi sey pehle achi azaadi thi tongue3
Shaadi ke baad sab azaadi qaid hogaye NaNaNa
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