SHARAB KE ' FAAYDE ' .................... ( QAIS )

by Qais on September 08, 2012, 07:47:07 AM
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(Sharab  peene  waalon  ke naseeb  mein  bahut  
 se  faayde  hote  hain . kuchh  sub  ki bhalai
 ke liye  yahan likhe jaa rahe hain )


Rind  sab  yaar dikhne  lagte  hain
Dost  bezaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Ek  hi  phoonk  mein  jo  urr  jaayen
Pee  ke  damdaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Tez  hoti  hai  is  se   beenaai
1  ke   4   dikhne   lagte  hain

Saare   makkaar , chor , bhikmange
Pee  ke  khuddar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Budh , Saneechar  , na  Somwaar  koi
Sab  din  Itwaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Chhutti  ke  milte hain  bahaane  khoob
Log   bimaar   dikhne   lagte   hain

Ghar  se  lagte  hain  sab  naali gutter
Kutte  pig , yaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Paapi  duniya  se  mukti  paane  ke
Jald  aasaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Jab  khanakte  hain  maikade  mein  jaam
'Qais'  taiyyar  dikhne  lagte hain
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«Reply #1 on: September 08, 2012, 08:30:59 AM »
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wah Qais sahab bohot accha hai.

  Ek aur faida bhi bata ta chalun dost,
 liver,kidney bhi bezaar dikhne lagte hain.
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«Reply #2 on: September 08, 2012, 08:31:24 AM »
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wwaahh!!! kya baat hai !!

is pur lutf qalaam par dheron daad aur cheers Usual Smile
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«Reply #3 on: September 08, 2012, 09:20:21 AM »
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bahut barhiya qais jee
majaa aa gaya.
par ye sensitive maater hai isliye jyada lutf lena theek nahee.
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«Reply #4 on: September 08, 2012, 09:34:51 AM »
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Quote from: Qais on September 08, 2012, 07:47:07 AM
(Sharab  peene  waalon  ke naseeb  mein  bahut 
 se  faayde  hote  hain . kuchh  sub  ki bhalai
 ke liye  yahan likhe jaa rahe hain )


Rind  sab  yaar dikhne  lagte  hain
Dost  bezaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Ek  hi  phoonk  mein  jo  urr  jaayen
Pee  ke  damdaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Tez  hoti  hai  is  se   beenaai
1  ke   4   dikhne   lagte  hain

Saare   makkaar , chor , bhikmange
Pee  ke  khuddar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Budh , Saneechar  , na  Somwaar  koi
Sab  din  Itwaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Chhutti  ke  milte hain  bahaane  khoob
Log   bimaar   dikhne   lagte   hain

Ghar  se  lagte  hain  sab  naali gutter
Kutte  pig , yaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Paapi  duniya  se  mukti  paane  ke
Jald  aasaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Jab  khanakte  hain  maikade  mein  jaam
'Qais'  taiyyar  dikhne  lagte hain

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))veriiiiiiiiiiiiii naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaice
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«Reply #5 on: September 08, 2012, 11:41:08 AM »
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Qais Sahaab Aadaab!

WaaH janab kia khoob lapet ke pita hai hum riNdoN ko...
Bahut khoob janab badi achchi mazaahiyaa shayri ki hai
bade khoob khayaal aur umdaa ashaar rahe... Usual Smile

Is khoob kalaam par humari dheroN dili daad O mubbarakbad
kabul kijiye... Usual Smile

Likhate rahiye... aate rahiye ... Shaad O aabaad rahiye..
Khuda Hafez.. Usual Smile



Quote from: Qais on September 08, 2012, 07:47:07 AM
(Sharab  peene  waalon  ke naseeb  mein  bahut 
 se  faayde  hote  hain . kuchh  sub  ki bhalai
 ke liye  yahan likhe jaa rahe hain )


Rind  sab  yaar dikhne  lagte  hain
Dost  bezaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Kia baat hai janab kafi expirence wali
baat kahi hai... lagta hai aapko achcah tajurba hai.. tongue3

Ek  hi  phoonk  mein  jo  urr  jaayen
Pee  ke  damdaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

hahahaha SahiN farmayaa janab bahut umdaa daad daad daad..  Giggle

Tez  hoti  hai  is  se   beenaai
1  ke   4   dikhne   lagte  hain

Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Kia kaheN janab....  drunken_smilie

Saare   makkaar , chor , bhikmange
Pee  ke  khuddar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Bahut khoob janab.. Usual Smile

Budh , Saneechar  , na  Somwaar  koi
Sab  din  Itwaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

love4 janab ab yeH toH pine wale pe depend karta hai
Hum jaise toh aaj ki raat ka intezaar karte haiN( saturday night)  icon_geek

Chhutti  ke  milte hain  bahaane  khoob
Log   bimaar   dikhne   lagte   hain

Is baat se shmat nahi janab.... aapka yeH observation galat
ho sakta hai... kyuN ke hum misaal ke taur par aapko bahut dalil de sakte
haiN...  Feared.

Ghar  se  lagte  hain  sab  naali gutter
Kutte  pig , yaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Bhai category pe depend karta haiN
par haaN sahiN kaha hota hai aisa bhi ...  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Paapi  duniya  se  mukti  paane  ke
Jald  aasaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Winking yeH toH mukti paane ke hi liye shuru karte haiN janab..
 

Jab  khanakte  hain  maikade  mein  jaam
'Qais'  taiyyar  dikhne  lagte hain

laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 hahahaha SahiN kaha jee daad daad ...



Ab janab aapne itni kas ke shayri kasi hai toH hume
bhi apne bachao meiN kuch kahna hi padeNga...  sleepy4 sunny

Par abhi aapki is khoob kalaam par hazaaroN dili daad kabul kijiye...

Likhate rahiye aate rahiye..
Shaad O aabaad rahiye..
Khuda Hafez... Usual Smile 
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«Reply #6 on: September 08, 2012, 11:55:15 AM »
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Quote from: Qais on September 08, 2012, 07:47:07 AM
(Sharab  peene  waalon  ke naseeb  mein  bahut 
 se  faayde  hote  hain . kuchh  sub  ki bhalai
 ke liye  yahan likhe jaa rahe hain )


Rind  sab  yaar dikhne  lagte  hain
Dost  bezaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Ek  hi  phoonk  mein  jo  urr  jaayen
Pee  ke  damdaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Tez  hoti  hai  is  se   beenaai
1  ke   4   dikhne   lagte  hain

Saare   makkaar , chor , bhikmange
Pee  ke  khuddar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Budh , Saneechar  , na  Somwaar  koi
Sab  din  Itwaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Chhutti  ke  milte hain  bahaane  khoob
Log   bimaar   dikhne   lagte   hain

Ghar  se  lagte  hain  sab  naali gutter
Kutte  pig , yaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Paapi  duniya  se  mukti  paane  ke
Jald  aasaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Jab  khanakte  hain  maikade  mein  jaam
'Qais'  taiyyar  dikhne  lagte hain


Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Vaakai Qais JI Jaise Parwaaz ji Ne kahaa, Aapne Khoob Lapet Kar pita Hai Hum Rindon ko..

Yeh To Yuh hisaab Ho Gaya Ke Aapne Sab kuch Kehkar Bhi Kuch bhi naa Kahaa.. icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower

Zabardast Peshkash  Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
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«Reply #7 on: September 08, 2012, 12:36:09 PM »
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Qais miyaaN   NO WORDS
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«Reply #8 on: September 08, 2012, 01:41:12 PM »
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bahut khoob, iss kalam par cheers banta hai
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«Reply #9 on: September 09, 2012, 12:55:54 AM »
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Quote from: Qais on September 08, 2012, 07:47:07 AM
(Sharab  peene  waalon  ke naseeb  mein  bahut 
 se  faayde  hote  hain . kuchh  sub  ki bhalai
 ke liye  yahan likhe jaa rahe hain )


Rind  sab  yaar dikhne  lagte  hain
Dost  bezaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Ek  hi  phoonk  mein  jo  urr  jaayen
Pee  ke  damdaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Tez  hoti  hai  is  se   beenaai
1  ke   4   dikhne   lagte  hain

Saare   makkaar , chor , bhikmange
Pee  ke  khuddar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Budh , Saneechar  , na  Somwaar  koi
Sab  din  Itwaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Chhutti  ke  milte hain  bahaane  khoob
Log   bimaar   dikhne   lagte   hain

Ghar  se  lagte  hain  sab  naali gutter
Kutte  pig , yaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Paapi  duniya  se  mukti  paane  ke
Jald  aasaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Jab  khanakte  hain  maikade  mein  jaam
'Qais'  taiyyar  dikhne  lagte hain
Bohut Khoob Qais bhai, lajwab, umda, aur sabaq aamez, ghazal kahi hai, hai to mazahiya but baat to sau feesad such hai, bilkul sahi utara hai sharabi ki asliyat ko, Sharab ek lanat thi, lanat hai, aur lanat hi rahegi, chahe is ke bachao meN koi kitne bhi zameen aasman ek karde. Meri Dili daad qubool kareN. Khuda Hafiz.....
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«Reply #10 on: September 09, 2012, 03:01:07 AM »
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Quote from: Qais on September 08, 2012, 07:47:07 AM
(Sharab  peene  waalon  ke naseeb  mein  bahut 
 se  faayde  hote  hain . kuchh  sub  ki bhalai
 ke liye  yahan likhe jaa rahe hain )


Rind  sab  yaar dikhne  lagte  hain
Dost  bezaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Ek  hi  phoonk  mein  jo  urr  jaayen
Pee  ke  damdaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Tez  hoti  hai  is  se   beenaai
1  ke   4   dikhne   lagte  hain

Saare   makkaar , chor , bhikmange
Pee  ke  khuddar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Budh , Saneechar  , na  Somwaar  koi
Sab  din  Itwaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Chhutti  ke  milte hain  bahaane  khoob
Log   bimaar   dikhne   lagte   hain

Ghar  se  lagte  hain  sab  naali gutter
Kutte  pig , yaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Paapi  duniya  se  mukti  paane  ke
Jald  aasaar  dikhne  lagte  hain

Jab  khanakte  hain  maikade  mein  jaam
'Qais'  taiyyar  dikhne  lagte hain
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«Reply #11 on: September 09, 2012, 08:18:59 AM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #12 on: September 09, 2012, 10:11:52 AM »
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #13 on: September 09, 2012, 11:14:52 AM »
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Quote from: sahal on September 08, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
wah Qais sahab bohot accha hai.

  Ek aur faida bhi bata ta chalun dost,
 liver,kidney bhi bezaar dikhne lagte hain.
bahut  shukriya  , dost . waqai  is  tonic  se  
bahut  se  faayde  hasil  hote  hain. kash  log 
samajh  sakein  .
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zarra bhai. zarranawazi ke liye bahut mamnoon hoon.
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